Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I really think at almost 600 lbs, diet soda is the least of her worries. Never understood why this has ever been a point of contention.

To be honest what I really don't understand is when you speak to a diet specialist it's 'ditch diet soda' but I never heard 'ditch flavoured sparkling water' like the Clear American stuff Walmart has ... which..also has artificial sweeteners in it. Like the fuck is so bad about diet soda that isn't in the sparkling water full of the same ingredients?
 
Looks like ol’ Becky borrowed Amber’s wallet to buy flowers and boxed wine at Walmart to “surprise her”. Any excuse to indulge and cram food down her gullet! :tomgirl:
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In the long run it will. She mentioned having headaches at one point when she was "trying again". Diet sodas can cause you to be addicted and headaches are a sign of withdrawals. Our girl already has enough trouble staying away from comfort food as it is. Clock keeps ticking, our girl keeps eating.

But diet soda isn't making her gain 100 pounds in a year. Yeah, supposedly it triggers your sweet tooth but I'm pretty sure air triggers AL's sweet tooth, and her savory tooth and every other tooth.
 
To be honest what I really don't understand is when you speak to a diet specialist it's 'ditch diet soda' but I never heard 'ditch flavoured sparkling water' like the Clear American stuff Walmart has ... which..also has artificial sweeteners in it. Like the fuck is so bad about diet soda that isn't in the sparkling water full of the same ingredients?
From what I've learned you're supposed to ditch any sweetened drinks even if they've got low calorie sweetners or artificial ones because it still stimulates the part of the brain and tongue which will start craving more of it. I'm guessing most dieticians just say diet sodas because that's the more common sweet drink but any of them will potentially lead to issues with sticking to the diet even if they don't add much actual calories or sugar. Just drink normal water, not even tea or coffee for some because caffeine at certain weights and healths can be dangerous (and they might be tempted to add sugar or cream to them if that's what they were used to)
 
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I was looking forward to seeing daily weigh-ins.

idk if you were being sarcastic but we haven't seen regular, live, weigh-ins since spring '18

Does Becky have good taste in wine?

her taste in clothing, women, and overall aesthetics is pure trash. But I don't doubt for a second that Necky is a low-key sommelier

Looks like ol’ Becky borrowed Amber’s wallet to buy flowers and boxed wine at Walmart to “surprise her”. Any excuse to indulge and cram food down her gullet! :tomgirl:

a real cute romantic surprise would have been to stop enabling her like imagine ALR was like "baybe I need 20pc mcnugget I did so good baybe I didn't binge for 4 hours I'm honestly so proud of myself for doing so good aren't you proud of me baybe can you get me a 20pc?" and Necky would be like "nah"

that would be on-par with a rom-com moment where the leading lady realises the lovable goof friend was "the one" all along.

I had a lot of coffee today I'm sorry for all these words
 
From what I've learned you're supposed to ditch any sweetened drinks even if they've got low calorie sweetners or artificial ones because it still stimulates the part of the brain and tongue which will start craving more of it. I'm guessing most dieticians just say diet sodas because that's the more common sweet drink but any of them will potentially lead to issues with sticking to the diet even if they don't add much actual calories or sugar. Just drink normal water, not even tea or coffee for some because caffeine at certain weights and healths can be dangerous (and they might be tempted to add sugar or cream to them if that's what they were used to)

Problem is there's still a surprisingly large amount of areas in even the USA where tap water tastes bad. Rotten eggs, mud, etc etc. No joke on that. Shameful really but it's true. I'd be willing to bet they got odd tasting water in the Gay Palace. Not that Hamber has taste buds or a sense of smell any more.
 
But diet soda isn't making her gain 100 pounds in a year. Yeah, supposedly it triggers your sweet tooth but I'm pretty sure air triggers AL's sweet tooth, and her savory tooth and every other tooth.

It's the same babysteps mentality that's plagued AL for years. As far as I can gather, there isn't a consensus over whether diet soda has a negative, positive, or neutral impact on weight. But just for funsies, let's pretend it's super fattening.

You know what else is fattening? The 7000 calories our gorl snorfles down every friggin' day.

It's like being concerned about getting skin cancer while you're smoking a radium cigar and drinking paint-thinner martinis on the deck of a yacht made purely of asbestos. Like, sure -- it could happen. But if your priority here is sunscreen, you're gonna die. Soon.
 
If she truly wants WLS and actually loses enough pre surgery weight to do it (lol), she’s going to have to quit the soda habit. However, calorie wise the Diet Sprite is absolutely nothing compared to a pint of Ben and Jerry’s and family size bag of chips. AL’s main issue is that she eats and eats, and eats... and eats... oh and eats some more.
 
The thing that I have noticed in Amberlynn and people on MSHPL is that they are so isolated from the world, they get too fat to leave their house and then they say that they have nothing better to do than eat some more food. Boredom facilitates these unhealthy behaviours and its really crazy because Amber was pretty mobile (not saying she wasn't in pain) and if she could just find a hobby, even a cooking class, or make candles, things that require your brain to be occupied, I think she could lose weight. But she'll never actually lose weight imo unless she's at an inpatient facility.
 
Amazing how contrary to any pridictions made that Becky wouldn’t be with Amber anymore after a year or so...

Becky quadruples down on being Ambers delivery boy and even fights her own family for it.

If Becky persevered with enabling Amber as much as with losing weight, keeping a hygiene routine, investing in make up... she’d be licking Kate Winslets clit right now
 
"Date nights" or Becky surprising her with dinner is in the same category as "bad news" that leads to the goal of food. The entire relationship revolves around Amber and food.

How much you want to bet Amber is going to plan a cringe engagement with Becky because shes been acting very lovey with her since Dusty proposed to Dana.
 
YouTube recently removed comments on nearly all videos starring children to prevent potentially offensive material. Not sure why YT would expect comments for a useless 560-lb lesbian sociopath and her linebacker "girl" friend to be all sunshine and rainbows.
I think it would be hilarious to see her reaction if YouTube decides to disable comments on her channel one fine morning ..what will she do? Will she lash out at necky? Will she hurt her fur babies ? Will she engage in an epic binge, one fit for the history books? Or will she go back to destiny to beg her to come back to her dainty ass? So many possibilities

We need someone like paymoneywuby to make a video on fat people on camera killing themselves with mukbangs on YouTube and how YouTube encourages it. It will lead to subscribers counts increase definitely in first few days but then if YouTube disable comments or worse , demonetize her channel , it would be hilarious
 
Amazing how contrary to any pridictions made that Becky wouldn’t be with Amber anymore after a year or so...

Becky quadruples down on being Ambers delivery boy and even fights her own family for it.

If Becky persevered with enabling Amber as much as with losing weight, keeping a hygiene routine, investing in make up... she’d be licking Kate Winslets clit right now

I'm betting Becky is the type of person that is stubborn as a mule just in the wrong place and time - Her family tells her to leave Amber and get her shit together and she does the exact opposite cause muh rebellion and muh decisions. But when Hambeast tells her what to do she will just obey. I honestly hate that kind of people, they are a special kind of stupid.
 
There's something comforting about big AL going to a restaurant at 3 AM just like before the bedbound era happened. She doesn't even go out now. It would have been more entertaining it she had filmed it, but our gorl's boundless gluttony is matched only by her colossal laziness.

I think she is waiting to buy her own scooter to go out from the house... I don't even think the car stand her weight... and if so I believe they should start thinking to change it and buy a bigger one

I heard this new thing people are doing called ‘exercise’ will help people fall asleep faster, she should try it, just a suggestion..

Her weight is so high that not even a treadmill moves with her trying to use it....

Looks like ol’ Becky borrowed Amber’s wallet to buy flowers and boxed wine at Walmart to “surprise her”. Any excuse to indulge and cram food down her gullet! :tomgirl:

I think Amber hides the sweets and rest of the things that told Becky to buy to leave it as a romantic surprise

People don't believe her even when she does show the scale, though. There's always accusations of her doing something to manipulate the numbers.

She can insist she's still 560-something all she wants, but her body is ramping up the fat storage in her face/neck. We can see her face becoming more deformed. We might not be able to know for sure what her exact weight is, but we know it's continuing to go up.

she is easily far from 600... I think by June she is going to tell us is reaching the 700...
 
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