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Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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It'll be months before she admits to 600, even though we already know she's there. Looks like I won't be winning the fat pool. My guess is the first week of April. 
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Tbh her entire channel (and I suspect her life as well) is just a big succession of vehement proclamations followed by painfully embarrassing fails. She should be mortified at this point, not just embarrassed, yet she remains unfazed.
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570 elbees... at least she's gaining more slowly than she was last year? 
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570 elbees... at least she's gaining more slowly than she was last year?
Actually, last year she fluctuated between 470-490 for about 4 months from January through April, and then she piled it on from May through October. If anything, she is getting a head start on the summertime gain this year.
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got that summertime
summertime fatness
summertime fatness
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Why do I get so hyped for 600, when in reality it will just be the same shit..
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I feel like I'm going through stages when it comes to AL, and after lurking these forums quite a bit, I may not be alone. I was disgusted, fascinated, (still am, to a degree, but more so about her medical mishaps as her body breaks down regardless of how morbid that is), but the one thing I keep coming back to is pity for Becky. At first, I truly pitied her. Part of me WANTS to, because part of me wants to believe she'd be a good person if she pulled her head out of her ever expanding ass.
My pity for Becky ran out because of her sheer dismissivness of the whole situation, including her own. She doesn't care that she's enabling the hambeast. She doesn't care that it's affecting her own health. And that's shitty. Maybe I'm a tad forgiving of society, but shouldn't Becky be able to think critically? Either she's too stupid for that or she's choosing not to. I can't find it in me to blame someone for being stupid, unless that stupidity is causing physical harm. And if she's flat out ignoring her ability to look at a situation critically, than she's choosing to hurt someone and herself. Either way, all I can feel now is disdain.
My pity for Becky ran out because of her sheer dismissivness of the whole situation, including her own. She doesn't care that she's enabling the hambeast. She doesn't care that it's affecting her own health. And that's shitty. Maybe I'm a tad forgiving of society, but shouldn't Becky be able to think critically? Either she's too stupid for that or she's choosing not to. I can't find it in me to blame someone for being stupid, unless that stupidity is causing physical harm. And if she's flat out ignoring her ability to look at a situation critically, than she's choosing to hurt someone and herself. Either way, all I can feel now is disdain.
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For someone as vain as she is, you'd think she'd wake the fuck up now that the fat is starting to get stored in her face, but no. No, she thinks her stupid Snapchat filters will fix that right up for her. 
And of course the only thing people care about is her weight. There is absolutely nothing else going on in her life. If she wasn't fat, there would be no reason to pay any attention to her, because her life is boring.
And of course the only thing people care about is her weight. There is absolutely nothing else going on in her life. If she wasn't fat, there would be no reason to pay any attention to her, because her life is boring.
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I don’t believe shit she says about her weight unless there’s a scale being filmed. Gorl is a LAH.
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I think it's her generational poverty mindset. Just use what you can while you have it, then move onto the next thing. This is a good as it gets, honey. Don't try to better yourself.
The dead family obsession plays right into the generational poverty mindset too. It's absolutely not fucking normal to dwell on your dead nephew and your family allows it for almost a decade unless it's fucking happened before and that shit is normalized.
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Yeah, I agree. Becky's just in a holding pattern until something happens. And that something is probably going to be AL joining her chorus of dead nephews in the great pillow mountain in the sky.
She seems like she's got a bunch of unprocessed trauma and was raised by idiots but damn gorl, that's no reason to give up on life. See a therapist.
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Interesting that every weight update she's given has been down a pound or two, but she's somehow at her "new highest weight" (I still maintain she's at 600 and just stalling any kind of live weigh in until she loses enough to coincide with this story)
TBH I'm just kind of floored that a person would have to lose 70lbs to get down to half 1000lbs which apparently is less alarming than asking someone who makes money off their weight "loss" journey how much they weigh
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Yup. Bang on. Remember how she claimed she'll never be 500 until the point she couldn't deny that because people were calling her out and finally she made a video admitting yes, she crossed 500? It'll be the same for 600 too. We can already see she's 600
Someone Snapchat her back with just a single word "Yes."
Bunny
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How does she know her weight? She can't even stand on her scale with her legs together because she shakes too much. She's a lah. And she's 600 elbees. We know it. She knows it. idk why she lies.
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Didn't she tell that O2B guy that she's 600?
Whatthefuck
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Maybe when she went to the ER they pulled out a bariatric scale that she could fit her hooves on? ?
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She used to always add a decimal to her weight as well. Lately, we haven't been getting any fractions of a pound tacked onto the end. She's either fudging the number because she can't read the scale as the numbers fluctuate, or she's straight-up lying.
ETA: the next weight will have a decimal now
ETA: the next weight will have a decimal now
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Orange Banana
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After Amber's latest 570 revelation and remembering she uses a mechanics scale to weight herself I decided to Google some things.
A "superlow Harley Davidson" ships from the factory at 540 pounds. A fully grown Shetland pony ranges from 400-450 pounds depending on height. A full drum of oil weighs about 400 pounds. Domestic pigs weight around the 550 pounds mark.
Kind of surreal to see the capability of the human form to accommodate such a mass.
A "superlow Harley Davidson" ships from the factory at 540 pounds. A fully grown Shetland pony ranges from 400-450 pounds depending on height. A full drum of oil weighs about 400 pounds. Domestic pigs weight around the 550 pounds mark.
Kind of surreal to see the capability of the human form to accommodate such a mass.
Whatthefuck
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The human body is remarkable in its ability to recover and heal itself, but I think we've crossed the Rubicon here. I don't think she could ever lose weight and be fully healthy or functioning. It's gone too far and the damage has to be substantial. Not just to her organs, but her joints and bones. The one thing in a vlog that I 100% believe was when she said in that infamous drunken mess vlog on Valentine's Day that Destiny had fucked her up. She has been in train wreck decline since then and the train just keeps building momentum.