Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Whatthefuck]

Thank you!

The singing doctor thing happened more than a year ago. Her health, or lack thereof, was at a different stage back then. You might get a bruise one time and not another, depending on so many factors it's hard to list. Just to mention the most obvious one, a different person drawing the blood.

True. Her inability to heal is remarkable, though. I want to start a poll regarding the sores on her face and how long we’ll have to see them.

 

[89elbees]

It amazes me how Amberlynn doesn't seem stressed about all the what ifs when it comes to how completely dependent she is upon her significant other. Then again, she doesn't seem stressed out about weighing 600 lbs either, so... ?‍

I'd had hope earlier in their relationship, but at this point, barring extreme circumstances, I don't see Becky and AL breaking up unless a geographically preferable lesbian feeder pops out of the internet woodwork. If something were to happen to Becky, though, AL would be absolutely fucked. Eric and Ricky might tolerate her for as long it might reasonably take to find her a new place, but they certainly wouldn't wait on her like Becky does.

Fortunately for our gorl, though, her mortality is looking a lot more bleak than Becky's.

 

[Birthday Dickpunch]

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"...why can't i do both? lmao"

Good question. Why can't you do both? It's obviously true, I'd just like to see her explain it, or see if she's even self-aware enough to understand that it's true.

 

[ADHD]

True. Her inability to heal is remarkable, though. I want to start a poll regarding the sores on her face and how long we’ll have to see them.

How much do you want to bet little miss "Orange Juice is Unhealthy" has a Vitamin C deficiency? I'd bet an orange chicken dinner.

 

[Damaged Goods]

How much do you want to bet little miss "Orange Juice is Unhealthy" has a Vitamin C deficiency? I'd bet an orange chicken dinner.

I bet you the entire Cheesecake Factory menu she's thoroughly malnourished. Her body is drowning in fat yet starving for micronutrients

 

[ADHD]

I bet you the entire Cheesecake Factory menu she's thoroughly malnourished. Her body is drowning in fat yet starving for micronutrients

After all her "research" on Optavia and her praise for its food being packed with vitamins and minerals, you'd have figured she'd have had the sense to eat those foods for those benefits, even if she chose not to stick with the diet plan.

 

[IslamicContentental Belt]

It amazes me how Amberlynn doesn't seem stressed about all the what ifs when it comes to how completely dependent she is upon her significant other. Then again, she doesn't seem stressed out about weighing 600 lbs either, so... ?‍

I'd had hope earlier in their relationship, but at this point, barring extreme circumstances, I don't see Becky and AL breaking up unless a geographically preferable lesbian feeder pops out of the internet woodwork. If something were to happen to Becky, though, AL would be absolutely fucked. Eric and Ricky might tolerate her for as long it might reasonably take to find her a new place, but they certainly wouldn't wait on her like Becky does.

Fortunately for our gorl, though, her mortality is looking a lot more bleak than Becky's.

Lazy moochers like AL never worry because they always find some halfass way to land on their feet. There’s no romance or sex in the relationship with Becky, if somehow Becky grows a pair (based on that pajama pants photo she may have done this literally) and breaks things off with AL and saves herself she’ll probably just find some male feeder with an immobility fetish willing to take her in and will tell us “I’m bi y’all. LMAO when did I ever say I was a lezbean? ? ? ?”

 

[mekalekahi]

She posted a argument she had with someone on if she went into mall or not with Becky to go to bath and body works. The reason why people question her going in is because she couldn't walk across target, her doctor office or her own living room so there is no way she walked in and stood in the store unless there is scooters. All she has to do to stop people questioning these things is film herself scooting thru the mall to the store instead of calling people "fucking stupid" and unbelieve. She desperately has to find content to film because she is stationed in one spot, so why not film you going into stores or being as active as she says.

 

[Bunny]

Eric and Ricky might tolerate her for as long it might reasonably take to find her a new place, but they certainly wouldn't wait on her like Becky does.

They didn't even help wipe her while Becky was away with her fam in Georgia which is why Amber got a UTI. She'd be so fucked if Becky died.

 

[Empress of Lucite]

Not to be cunty but can we all chill out about Wasabi? You can see him pawing at the glass door near the kitchen in Eric's latest mumblefest. She treats her animals poorly but when we get all conspiracy theory about shit that isn't true it just validates Amber's take that we exaggerate and make up lies about her.

 

[Snusmumriken]

She posted a argument she had with someone on if she went into mall or not with Becky to go to bath and body works. The reason why people question her going in is because she couldn't walk across target, her doctor office or her own living room so there is no way she walked in and stood in the store unless there is scooters. All she has to do to stop people questioning these things is film herself scooting thru the mall to the store instead of calling people "fucking stupid" and unbelieve. She desperately has to find content to film because she is stationed in one spot, so why not film you going into stores or being as active as she says.

It always bewilders me what she chooses to prove and what she doesn't. She'll post pictures of her prescription bottles and of her arm after the blood draw to prove she went to the hospital and didn't lah about it, but then she expects us to believe she just didn't happen to film herself fingering all the "kyoooot" soaps in B&BW? Amberlogic at its finest.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

Just to mention the most obvious one, a different person drawing the blood.

Can confirm. I got routine labs in my big, beautiful arm vein (whichever is the one that they normally use) that a person with no eyeballs could see without a vein finder, and the 12-year-old phleb insisted on using a butterfly needle. I had worse bruises from that thing than if she had just punched me in the arm.

 

[Turd Blossom]

Huh. This looks like they just superimposed someone else's head on top of Amber's weird boob situation, but I love that even the "new and improved" Al has horribly applied lipstick.

She posted a argument she had with someone on if she went into mall or not with Becky to go to bath and body works. The reason why people question her going in is because she couldn't walk across target, her doctor office or her own living room so there is no way she walked in and stood in the store unless there is scooters. All she has to do to stop people questioning these things is film herself scooting thru the mall to the store instead of calling people "fucking stupid" and unbelieve. She desperately has to find content to film because she is stationed in one spot, so why not film you going into stores or being as active as she says.

I remember someone asking her awhile back on ask.fm how she manages the mall. She said they don't have scootypuffs there, but that they have "lots of benches".
She might have been able to manage that 50 elbees ago, but I can't even see Amber waddling through one store at this point even if Becky dropped her off right at the entrance.
You'd think her love of pawing at everything with her greasy hands would be incentive to lose a few pounds, but she seems to have adjusted to online shopping pretty well. I wonder just how many empty Amazon boxes are cluttering up the basement currently.

 

[Bunny]

How is she not offended that ppl are photoshopping her as if she were thin? I would be so offended. Then again she's a dainty princess and probably sees these photos as her actual self in the mirror because she as backwards ass body dysmorphic disorder. She's a weird one.

 

[Turd Blossom]

The latest from Amber's IG, where she manages to pull out the trifecta of CuntyLynn, VictimLynn and BraggyLynn:

Spoiler: The Unholy Trifecta

Omg y'all! Better let everyone know that our gorl was compared to Trisha by some random commenter! See, she's just like all the other famous YouTubers!

First off, apparently Big Al can't figure out how to do a screenshot. Second, poor girl just can't win you guys. There's just too much conflicting advice being hurled at her, so all you shitlords need to shut the fuck up. She KNOWS what works for her, and that's chasing Reese's cups and baked potatoes with water glugged out of a gallon jug.

This is the conversation @mekalekahi referred to earlier. It's worth pointing out that Al used FOUR h's in her "uhhhh" so clearly she meant business. She is a busy, productive gorl living her best life, Honey Boo Boo. Amber is done wasting time and energy on people who confront her with reality and difficult truths!

Amber is feeling all kinds of sassy this weekend, y'all. Full of spit, vinegar and cheesy-tots!

 

[Whatthefuck]

Not to be cunty but can we all chill out about Wasabi? You can see him pawing at the glass door near the kitchen in Eric's latest mumblefest. She treats her animals poorly but when we get all conspiracy theory about shit that isn't true it just validates Amber's take that we exaggerate and make up lies about her.

I totally get that. I’m not in any way thinking he’s being hurt. I just miss his little mustache.

 

[Francis Dollarhyde]

Lazy moochers like AL never worry because they always find some halfass way to land on their feet. There’s no romance or sex in the relationship with Becky, if somehow Becky grows a pair (based on that pajama pants photo she may have done this literally) and breaks things off with AL and saves herself she’ll probably just find some male feeder with an immobility fetish willing to take her in and will tell us “I’m bi y’all. LMAO when did I ever say I was a lezbean? ???”

She will definitely try to get a sexless chick or else she will have to spread dem laygs wide to receive some sticky feeder love. I doubt she would want that. I also do not doubt she would if she had no other options, an absolute last resort.

Monticello may not even have bariatric transport and their hospital is a teeny tiny CAH with a whole 25 beds. I doubt they have bariatric equipment.

If AL ever does have a medical emergency then she's fucked.

Kentucky is pretty damn obese is it not? Then they probably have some accomodations for calorie rapists, even at just 25 beds,

They didn't even help wipe her while Becky was away with her fam in Georgia which is why Amber got a UTI. She'd be so fucked if Becky died.

Why would the 2 fags even ever consider helping her wipe? They are not related, they are not the ones fucking not fucking her, they are not nurses or caretakers. They do not owe her a lot and certainly not staring at that gaping brown carnation of hers with meatflap mystery surprise just below it debating at who has to ram that wet rag in. Oh hell no. If I had a big fat roommate requesting anything like that I'd ask her to leave, as in never ever come back here again. I have helped with hair or shoes in a similar situation, but that individual did not eat himself disabled, but had a serious accident not his fault and 2 broken arms, it certainly did not involve the genitals, he was on his own there, unable as he was to even wipe himself.

 

[Damaged Goods]

This one's interesting. She doesn't think anyone enables her... online.

 

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This one's interesting. She doesn't think anyone enables her... online.

If she was happy with Becky why would she hate living in KY so much? If she's having so much fun and excitement with Becky, the fags and Rafe wouldn't someone be happy where they are living then? Plus she has her dream job that allows her to sit in bed and eat all day ..what more could one want?

 

[EH 110]

If she was happy with Becky why would she hate living in KY so much? If she's having so much fun and excitement with Becky, the fags and Rafe wouldn't someone be happy where they are living then? Plus she has her dream job that allows her to sit in bed and eat all day ..what more could one want?

She barely leaves the house anymore, so why does it matter where she lives? Even when she was more mobile, she never wanted to go anywhere besides restaurants, Walmart, Target, and TJ Maxx.