Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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BanalEntropy said:
Why does Amberlynn have such large sections dedicated to her on here? As entertaining as she is there are other cows on here equally, if not more, ridiculous. Is it just because of the amount of people she draws in? I've been lurking for a while so I'm just finally asking this.
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It's not the amount, it's the type of people AL attracts. The single thread she used to have was almost unmanageable due to users challenging mod decisions and downright refusing to follow the rules. Staff kept trying to get them to understand how KF is different from your garden-variety message boards with no avail, until one day a gorl just... self-doxed. That was the straw that broke the camel's back and thus the AL board was born.
 
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Hidden Squirrel said:
Wow, admitting she can barely walk.

And "I can't quit YouTube because it's my job" is sadly true. She has no other way to make money, and neither does Becky. So she'll just keep posting crummy content because she has to post something. God forbid she actually try hard to create something with any quality.
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She can’t quit her YOUTUBE job but she had no problem dropping that ACTUAL job she had for the ‘government ‘
Just more excuses to be lazy. We see you gorl.
 
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Becky almost had a way to make some money, although I doubt she would have made much.

Remember a few months back when she was going to sell painted boxes on Etsy? She actually was commissioned to do a box for someone, and she had a complete meltdown over it, saying red-faced there was too much "pressure" on her. (Imagine that! Someone buys something from you, and you are under pressure to deliver it) After that, we have never heard about her painted boxes again.
 
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Birthday Dickpunch said:
Good lord it looks like she was already dead when that was taken. Girl needs to go back to the awful Snapchat filters...
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This IS a Filter. I’ve noticed in her Snapchat videos and pics her head is longer and trapezoid shaped. The filter would give her better cheekbones and jaw lines but it doesn’t know what to do with her lack of jaw so it just pulls her neck fat up into the face.
 
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The last few days have been somewhat interesting though I am looking forward to any kind of story arc.

Is there any reason as to why no one from the Fat Acceptance camp has reached out? Or is it not within their MO?
 
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Yeah, she talked about how she didn't care about getting a button but it was an obvious laaah. Bitch you said your dream, your goal in life was to become "a youtuber" and now you're trying to say you don't care about getting that button??

NOW she's saying she loves having the button, because she's currently in Humblelynn mode after losing all those subs. It's possible that she does have the button now, but I doubt it because she would've showed it off. The point is that she just can't stop the laaaahs.
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I'm pretty sure she didn't follow the rules... Particularly the buying subs part.
 
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chicken wings said:
The last few days have been somewhat interesting though I am looking forward to any kind of story arc.

Is there any reason as to why no one from the Fat Acceptance camp has reached out? Or is it not within their MO?
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Those fucktards wouldnt let AL in the club. Trying or "trying" to lose weight is a nono.
 
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Tiny Clanger said:
I think the "you're going to die" is too nebulous to her, the thought of actual death isn't real.
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I think she's also heard it all a million times before, so it doesn't hit home. She's probably been told she'll get diabetes and have a heart attack since she was 16. And, in her mind, because it hasn't happened (yet), it means she can ignore it the next time.

You see this when something new pops up, and she does seem scared by it. The first time she finds out she could have a blood clot, she got mad because people were scaring her by saying it. Then she goes to the doctor, and because it wasn't a clot, that fear is immediately cast aside forever. Or sleep apnea. That was scary, but her incredible power of denial managed to suppress the fear within a few days, and now sleep apnea/sitting up when she sleeps isn't an issue.

It's probably a lot more complicated than this, and I definitely agree she lacks the cognition to realise what a big fucking deal eg. diabetes can be. The denial is fascinating to see in action.
 
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Does she really think other youtubers have a history like hers?? lmao
 
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From her pov, she's actually had a positive reinforcement that bad things won't happen.

Remember all the fuss about 500lbs? She skirted it for months, got to within 0.000001 lbs of it then frantically ate lettuce telling us she'd never eat badly again, she was converted, "apples are like candy" as her eyeballs swivelled in terror then, two days and a big dump later she was "safely" back down in the high 400s and ate to within a micron of 500lbs over and over again. She was frantic about it.

Then the inevitable happened, she absorbed it and admitted it and.....nothing. She'd built this entirely arbitrary number into a big deal whilst ignoring very real big deals, and all that happened was the number on the scale changed. Since then, she's gone balls-to-the wall on her personal pie quest. 600lbs doesn't seem to be the same rubicon - or not yet, though that might change as she gets ever nearer - so, to the crackpot pile of sludge she has in place of a brain, she's somehow beaten the danger. Even though it wasn't a real danger, she still gets that positive reinforcement and it skews her already distorted perception. Sleep apnoea, layyg falling off, veins getting clogged by a doughnut; it is, as you say, a temporary reeeeee but then it passes. Besides, she only eats doughnuts with holes in so she goooood booboo. Headpop.

But then that James K bloke rationalized a heart attack into gaining 100lbs, bawling OWURGH MUH LAYURGS! all the way. Must be something in the water in 'tucky.
 
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Tiny Clanger said:
From her pov, she's actually had a positive reinforcement that bad things won't happen.

Remember all the fuss about 500lbs? She skirted it for months, got to within 0.000001 lbs of it then frantically ate lettuce telling us she'd never eat badly again, she was converted, "apples are like candy" as her eyeballs swivelled in terror then, two days and a big dump later she was "safely" back down in the high 400s and ate to within a micron of 500lbs over and over again. She was frantic about it.

Then the inevitable happened, she absorbed it and admitted it and.....nothing. She'd built this entirely arbitrary number into a big deal whilst ignoring very real big deals, and all that happened was the number on the scale changed. Since then, she's gone balls-to-the wall on her personal pie quest. 600lbs doesn't seem to be the same rubicon - or not yet, though that might change as she gets ever nearer - so, to the crackpot pile of sludge she has in place of a brain, she's somehow beaten the danger. Even though it wasn't a real danger, she still gets that positive reinforcement and it skews her already distorted perception. Sleep apnoea, layyg falling off, veins getting clogged by a doughnut; it is, as you say, a temporary reeeeee but then it passes. Besides, she only eats doughnuts with holes in so she goooood booboo. Headpop.

But then that James K bloke rationalized a heart attack into gaining 100lbs, bawling OWURGH MUH LAYURGS! all the way. Must be something in the water in 'tucky.
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and take also into account, that she never seems to be really held accountable for her crimes,
"oh you lied about your weight for the 100th time? its okay"
"so you decided to make a cunty video again? we still love you Hamber"
the rape allegations etc,

ofcourse gorl thinks things that happen to other people at 570 lbs wont happen to her.

waiting for the day that shit will go down with her body, because she probably likes to ~forget tgat us mortals, who weigh that much dont usually make it past 30+.

c:
 
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The level of narcissistic rage going down at the Monticello Mansion must have reached epic proportions by now. Watching her fake apologies and attempts to be meek and contrite on social media is downright hilarious, especially when we all know she must be positively frothing with fury. Fortunately for us, nobody puts CuntyLynn in a corner for long and soon it is all going to seep out in a backlash of uber turbo-cuntiness. Oh happy blessed day.

Humble Pie : the one dish that Amberlynn will not eat.
 
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