Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[8008135]

This woman literally has the physique of a Hutt from Star Wars.

What the fuck am I looking at from the waist down?

Those are Dottie's flying-saucer hips, a My 600 Pound Life classic!

Amber and Necky both have very unfortunate fat distribution, but not until you've seen shit like this (those are Charity's ass wings, BTW) do you realize that -- believe it or not -- it could be worse.

 

[Mr Foster]

Those are Dottie's flying-saucer hips, a My 600 Pound Life classic!

Amber and Necky both have very unfortunate fat distribution, but not until you've seen shit like this do you realize that -- believe it or not -- it could be worse.

How.......how does she go to the bathroom?

Good god, that's horrific.

 

[Turd Blossom]

How.......how does she go to the bathroom?

Good god, that's horrific.

If I recall, her boyfriend had to help her onto a portable commode in her bedroom and assist her with wiping.

 

[Twinkie]

Ass wings or not, she can drive--and walk. More than Amberlynn can do.

 

[clusterfuckk]

[QUOTE="8008135, post: 4546672, member: ]
Amber and Necky both have very unfortunate fat distribution, but not until you've seen shit like this (those are Charity's ass wings, BTW) do you realize that -- believe it or not -- it could be worse.
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Those ass wings are the most horrifying thing I’ve seen. Like no fucking joke

 

[Poodies Bug]

I just want to point out the fact that she usually makes one or two videos a week (with breaks of a week in between) but since she's been losing subscribers she has been frantically making videos nearly every day. Two of them with exercise shit in the thumbnail, one is a weight ''update'', and another two have her shoveling food her mouth because those are types that get the most views.

I hope more people start unsubscribing in mass again because she's obviously worried and it's kind of funny. She appears to be gaining new ones back though.

 

[RainbowStarlight]

Impossible to work out two times a day. AKA cannot do thirty 'arm ups' in a day.

 

[Dutch Courage]

She appears to be gaining new ones back though.

I was very autistic about checking her stats almost every waking hour for a week. While that 11,590 haymaker punch was fairly epic, she is back to gaining subscribers at a fevered pace: 354 today. That still isn't the mind-boggling 600-800 she was adding daily in late January, but it is still a healthy jolt.

Seems like a lot of people who unsubscribed are re-subscribing again. Which was always what the outcome would be.

The big boycott was supposedly to start tomorrow, but nobody seems to be mentioning it anymore. I think the cannonball has already been shot, and there ain't any dry powder left. So, the freak show will continue to regain subscribers for the foreseeable future.

 

[Twinkie]

No matter what, her channel is going to continue growing. If she loses weight (lol) then she's a success story WOW! If she continues to fail, more people will join to get a peek at the freak WOW!

 

[Xenomorph]

[QUOTE="8008135, post: 4546672, member: ]
Amber and Necky both have very unfortunate fat distribution, but not until you've seen shit like this (those are Charity's ass wings, BTW) do you realize that -- believe it or not -- it could be worse.

Those ass wings are the most horrifying thing I’ve seen. Like no fucking joke[/QUOTE]
Then clearly you've never seen James K

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

Seems like a lot of people who unsubscribed are re-subscribing again. Which was always what the outcome would be.

The big boycott was supposedly to start tomorrow, but nobody seems to be mentioning it anymore. I think the cannonball has already been shot, and there ain't any dry powder left. So, the freak show will continue to regain subscribers for the foreseeable future.

Exactly. Whoever came up with this boycott on the 9th thing, but promoted it a week beforehand, is stupid. No one on the internet has that kind of attention span. Which is why we saw the exodus begin immediately and then stop.

Also, it just so happened to correspond to Cuntlynn making an appearance for three to four consecutive videos which did help.

The subscribers are coming back, so we’ll get to see yet another quick cycle of “exercising”, crying, soup slop, “guise I got bad news”, mukbang, etc.

I guarantee future videos will feature her with a wrist brace sadly stating that the weights were just too much for her (sad face emoji).

 

[bev]

I just want to point out the fact that she usually makes one or two videos a week (with breaks of a week in between) but since she's been losing subscribers she has been frantically making videos nearly every day. Two of them with exercise shit in the thumbnail, one is a weight ''update'', and another two have her shoveling food her mouth because those are types that get the most views.

I hope more people start unsubscribing in mass again because she's obviously worried and it's kind of funny. She appears to be gaining new ones back though.

For some reason, I can't shake the feeling that she intentionally stirred all this drama after her tax appointment. As though she was informed that she had to pay more in taxes and would be left with less money in her account afterwards than she and Becks had initially predicted (IIRC, her secret appointment was about taxes, yes?). Like you said, mukbangs from her get the most views, so I can see her uploading one along with the declaration that she wouldn't be a weight loss channel anymore to get people interested, riled up, create a buzz, she'd get that sweet cash, and finally be financially secure enough for the next feast. Kind of like how Trisha Paytas trolled whenever she needed/wanted something.

But then AL ended up getting more pushback than she originally expected or knew how to handle, panicked, and set out an onslaught of videos+half-assed apologies to try to get old subscribers back and lure new ones in because--for a moment--she was worried about less projected views and less money. It somewhat worked because this is the most people have been talking about her outside the Farms and Haydur channels in a while that has also been moderately interesting, and she was able to keep her reputation intact. ((I mean, even a day was set up just for AL, even if it was to unsubscribe. We all know barely anyone will since those who intended to, already did, and those who didn't probably want to wait until the weigh-in that she's deliberately teasing)) It's the only way I can rationalize her weird/sudden switch from being some bio-hazard Cartman/Trish hybrid to this pseudo-Enlightened dumbass, and why she still uploaded certain videos despite being a 'changed woman.' It doesn't take a genius to understand the YouTube system, but even a complete idiot can mimic their idol who successfully cheated it.

 

[Strong Tomato]

The people who unsubscribed and made a big deal about it in the comments were fucking stupid. It's really not surprising they're all resubbing, they're still interested in what she is gonna do next but wanted to start some autistic movement, which to be fair has made things not as fucking boring as usual. They're probably the same idiots who dont know how to use adblock and think they're doing a good job by watching elsewhere or some shit.

 

[Turd Blossom]

Tbh I couldn't give a shit about this debate over whether Big Al is buying subs, but it's pretty entertaining that she thinks anyone would believe she's a paragon of virtue and is somehow morally above it.
And overlooking the fact that Shane, one of her favorite YTers, virtually gave step-by-step instructions on how to do this, let's not pretend this subscriber loss hasn't rustled her jimmies.

Now, this I believe:

She may lahh, cheat, swindle and throw people under the bus for personal gain, but above all our gorl is lazy and I definitely believe 9 times out of 10 she simply chooses the lowest-effort way to do things.

 

[chicken wings]

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Impossible to work out two times a day. AKA cannot do thirty 'arm ups' in a day.

That's the new Amber bar right there. She can't / won't do X because of mobility.

 

[New & Improved Username]

This woman literally has the physique of a Hutt from Star Wars.

What the fuck am I looking at from the waist down?

Do these people live in states without seatbelt laws or do the cops just not want to deal with this shit once they see what's in there?

 

[Lame Entropy]

She needs to focus her energy on maintaining the ability to walk, not eye fucking herself while playing with little weights.

 

[Bunny]

Do these people live in states without seatbelt laws or do the cops just not want to deal with this shit once they see what's in there?
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Holy shit her ass is as wide as the space between the two cars.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Those are Dottie's flying-saucer hips, a My 600 Pound Life classic!

Amber and Necky both have very unfortunate fat distribution, but not until you've seen shit like this (those are Charity's ass wings, BTW) do you realize that -- believe it or not -- it could be worse.

While genetic fat distribution plays a big part I’ve always thought the fact that these death fats also spend 95% of their life sitting on their asses plays a big part in this. Just like if you constrict your waist with a corset it narrows and the fat accumulates below the cinch. If your body is constantly sitting the fat is going to just follow the path of least resistance. If you are naturally pear shaped you can end up with an ass wing span of five feet. (If your apple shaped the fat pours down the front. Our gorl Amber is beach ball shaped so even though she’s on her ass 99% of the day she probably will never get a pair of rad ass fat wings)

It’s truly astounding what the body does when it’s out of all normal avenues for fat storage. My 600 lb life should do a top ten weirdest death fat bodies.

 

[Probably your mom]

though I love the theories in this thread, I just don't think AL is smart enough to think past the moment. I've wittled her actions into an equation. feel free to add/disagree

feeling = reaction
youtube = food (good feeling)(money)
feeling+youtube = food+reaction

she feels something and she reacts and she posts it on youtube. that's it. everything else is just a "random" happening, which people with her level intelligence will often say. "haha it was so random that I needed to pay taxes for the last decade after evading them for so long. random, right?" "haha, yeah, I weigh 570 guise, but I randomly lost 89 pounds once I can do it again."

basically she feels something and then she does something. that's why we've gotten all of these videos. I'm not so sure how much of a dent was put in her paycheck, (I don't know youtube well enough to determine that), but it scared her because it threatened her way of life. so in a panic she outputs a ton of videos faking that relatable personality and apologizing for being a cunt and talking about how much she's grown since then, (a week ago).

and if we REALLY want to get bare bones with this, the reason she got scared is because if she doesn't have youtube she won't be able to afford the mountain of shit she shovels into her gullet when she doesn't have the camera on her, even with government assistance. food stamps only go so far and I'm not sure how much she'd get otherwise. from watching her vids, she seems afraid to lose her food more than literally anything else in her life. she's smart enough to know that if she splices together a bunch of clips of her every day life she'll get views and hardly have to do more than hold up a camera, but she is not smart enough to deviously plan out tax evasion. at least, not more tax evasion than literally just not doing her taxes.

this is why I do, however, agree that her mentality is stuck at a prepubescent age and that it has to do with her history in foster care. we learn as we get older that we need to maintain our emotions as much as we maintian the rest of our bodies. we can't simply have passionate outbursts when we feel something, because what we feel is of little consequence to others unless they're family, what we feel isn't always rational and because our feelings could hurt others. we learn to think critically about our feelings. AL does not do this. she's purely reactionary. that's why I'm watching, I could give a fuck how much she weighs honestly. though I'm morbidly curious about what her legs and feet look like, I'm here to speculate on these reactions she has. the 600 pound level of dillusioin is fascinating to me because I cannot for the life of me imagine having that many health issues and laughing and saying "oh wow I can't sleep laying down, isn't that random?"