Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[MissyMissy]

The drawing isnt too bad (for Bekster anyway) Its just the lesbian childrens book fantasy thats got me tramatized.

 

[horridtorrid]

This is one of the things that bothers me about her the most. Somebody needs to tell her that she isn't cute. People her size don't look cute doing that shit, they just look awkward; Like an Elephant trying to prance around like a gazelle. A woman who can barely stand shouldn't be trying to act petite.

gorl stop being such a haydur ??? true supporters think shes cute no matter what, clearly you just want her to fail

 

[Keyboard Warrior]

Do these people live in states without seatbelt laws or do the cops just not want to deal with this shit once they see what's in there?
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It looks like she went to K-Mart and shoplifted some pillows.

 

[Long time lurker]

Tbh I couldn't give a shit about this debate over whether Big Al is buying subs, but it's pretty entertaining that she thinks anyone would believe she's a paragon of virtue and is somehow morally above it.
And overlooking the fact that Shane, one of her favorite YTers, virtually gave step-by-step instructions on how to do this, let's not pretend this subscriber loss hasn't rustled her jimmies.

Interestingly enough, "I wouldn't even know how to do that" is verbatim (yes gorl, I haven't forgotten) the phrase she's used some many times in the past when she's accused of doing something unsavory - like trolling with thumbnails on her videos.

P.S.: what's wrong with the forum today? I'm having a hard time with quotes and formatting my post.

 

[horridtorrid]

Do these people live in states without seatbelt laws or do the cops just not want to deal with this shit once they see what's in there?
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Well if she does get in an accident it's not like she'll fit through the windshield anyway, and a seatbelt that can stop her flying forward like that without either snapping or cutting her in half doesn't exist so what's the point

 

[Whatthefuck]

Well if she does get in an accident it's not like she'll fit through the windshield anyway, and a seatbelt that can stop her flying forward like that without either snapping or cutting her in half doesn't exist so what's the point

Honey, she'll be a goddamned torpedo through that windshield. As big as she is, depending on how fast Becks is driving and the angle of the collision, I can imagine her like a midget out of a cannon.

 

[horridtorrid]

Honey, she'll be a goddamned torpedo through that windshield. As big as she is, depending on how fast Becks is driving and the angle of the collision, I can imagine her like a midget out of a cannon.

Oh hamber is long gone, if Necky's going fast enough the two of them could end up in the Atlantic. I was more running off of the MSHPL gorl's impressive asswings wedging her in the hole where the windshield would have once been. It almost looks like a perfect fit.

Edit: English is hard
Again: Acronyms are hard

 

[Mr Foster]

Honey, she'll be a goddamned torpedo through that windshield. As big as she is, depending on how fast Becks is driving and the angle of the collision, I can imagine her like a midget out of a cannon.

Her body could fuckup another car like hitting a moose.

 

[clusterfuckk]

Those ass wings are the most horrifying thing I’ve seen. Like no fucking joke

Then clearly you've never seen James K
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No I don't think I have had the pleasure... for the love of god.

 

[marjoram]

Re: "I wouldn't even know how to do that"

Same with the tare function on her scale, although she had no problem using it on her food scale to X out the weight of the plastic baggies so she could get all the almonds possible in there....

 

[IslamicContentental Belt]

Re: "I wouldn't even know how to do that"

Same with the tare function on her scale, although she had no problem using it on her food scale to X out the weight of the plastic baggies so she could get all the almonds possible in there....

Is there any better example of actual food addiction than weighing the empty bag to make sure you don't get shorted?

 

[raritycunt]

Considering Amber has gained 200ish subscribers today I can see the “mass unsubscribing day” was a huge failure

 

[Skinny Legend]

Amberlynn is answering questions on Twitter and I‘m just gonna leave this here

 

[carolburnett]

To be fair the shit lake did make them all seriously ill. I'm surprised at the lack of a public pool option (though it's possible) more likely I'm guessing she didn't look because I don't think gurl would show up to a public pool in clothing to swim. She would be too embarrassed.

 

[Whatthefuck]

To be fair the shit lake did make them all seriously ill. I'm surprised at the lack of a public pool option (though it's possible) more likely I'm guessing she didn't look because I don't think gurl would show up to a public pool in clothing to swim. She would be too embarrassed.

In fairness, there are no YMCA's near there. There is one in Lexington, but she'd have to make a Cheesecake Factory run while she was out there. I refuse to believe there isn't a public pool within at least 20-30 minutes that offers water aerobics. Now I'm going to have to do some real and raw research.

ETA: Aspire Community Center. It's right in Monticello. Why does she think we're stupid?

http://monticelloky.com/home/?s=aspire

Considering Amber has gained 200ish subscribers today I can see the “mass unsubscribing day” was a huge failure

Honestly doesn't matter. It made her pea brain scatter. That's worth the price of admission.

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

When it comes to money grubbing I don't think this bitch is as stupid as she looks. She knows she has a ton of humiliating shit she can leverage into views if she absolutely has to. I'll believe she's in real financial trouble when we start seeing "confession" videos with shit like breaking a toilet or Becky bathing her with Wet-Naps.

 

[Masta]

Honestly doesn't matter. It made her pea brain scatter. That's worth the price of admission.

Agreed,
It knocked her down a level or two, it had her remembering that these shitty people in the comments pay my bills.

Did she learn her lesson?
Yes, for like a month or so, but she’s an lolcow, she’s going to fuck up again.

 

[Turd Blossom]

Amberlynn is answering questions on Twitter

Most of the questions are from asspatters or Amber's sockpuppets (those accounts w/one follower and nothing but complimentary tweets for our gorl) but found a couple amusing ones:

(In response to Amber declaring that she no longer does mukbangs)
I love the notion that Amber thinks anyone would believe she had to force down those cheesy tots or that Taco Bell party pack because she "had" to. She was faking those foodgasms, y'all!

Also, WriterLynn is at it again:

Edit: also she claims to be "getting help" now for her weight issues, but ofc doesn't specify what kind of help. Maybe she bought a new journal!
Other revelations: She's noticed a lot of scary changes in her body lately, but won't be discussing them on Twitter. She won't be doing a live weigh-in because she doesn't do the live thing anymore and furthermore, other YouTubers don't do live weigh-ins!

 

[HurriedBeanbag]

She knows she has a ton of humiliating shit she can leverage into views if she absolutely has to.

Laygg Reveal + Shitty raw turkey stew mukbang!

 

[EH 110]

To be fair the shit lake did make them all seriously ill. I'm surprised at the lack of a public pool option (though it's possible) more likely I'm guessing she didn't look because I don't think gurl would show up to a public pool in clothing to swim. She would be too embarrassed.

Most public pools don't allow people to wear street clothes. You either wear a bathing suit or you stay out of the water. No way can Amber do that.