Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Tammy Larsen]

 

[clusterfuckk]

Most public pools don't allow people to wear street clothes. You either wear a bathing suit or you stay out of the water. No way can Amber do that.

I may pay some shekels to see Hamber waddle into the local pool in a long sleeve shirt and her elasti-leggeens.

 

[497]

Dr.Phil's a piece of shit but I'd kill to see him tear into Big Al.

I got this channel recommended to me on the side...maybe it's because I watch freakshows like AL. This couple was asked to go on Dr.Phil, the girl is attractive and with this guy in a wheel chair and his caregiver (some people in the comments say it's shady since the guy was with another attractive girl before this one, maybe it's for the YT money like Becky/AL). So the Dr.Phil show was going to be about interabled couples. They didn't go on the show but it turned out Dr.Phil put being a lover and a caregiver as a negative that 100 out of 100 times it doesn't work. Even though he is in a wheelchair not by choice and AL made the choice to be a fat blob it's still a caregiving role, wiping ass, etc like Becky has to do. Maybe Dr. Phil would of talked some sense into Becky to leave so that's why AL declined.

Spoiler: why we declined dr.phil

 

[Turd Blossom]

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Another clue for Amber that this might just be a troll account:

I'm sure Amber found this inspirational as she retweeted it, but I'm pretty sure Mama June lost her weight with a combination of weightloss surgery and crack, and not by doing arm-ups and eating brown rice mixed with canned green beans.

 

[ADHD]

Another clue for Amber that this might just be a troll account:
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I'm sure Amber found this inspirational as she retweeted it, but I'm pretty sure Mama June lost her weight with a combination of weightloss surgery and crack, and not by doing arm-ups and eating brown rice mixed with canned green beans.

She also had a trainer.

Agreed,
It knocked her down a level or two, it had her remembering that these shitty people in the comments pay my bills.

Did she learn her lesson?
Yes, for like a month or so, but she’s an lolcow, she’s going to fuck up again.

She learned that all she has to do to get people back on her side is say things people want to hear and make it look like she's putting in effort they want to see.

None of that is real. It's just an act.

 

[horridtorrid]

She also had a trainer.
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and she was still ugly

 

[89elbees]

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Wow. My first reaction to seeing this was genuine surprise at how much smaller she looked...

 

[Ellana]

Our gorl clearing the assumptions on Snapchat.

 

[Mr Foster]

Our gorl clearing the assumptions on Snapchat.
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It's slightly unnerving how well she plays this character. It's almost convincing.

 

[Birthday Dickpunch]

Our gorl clearing the assumptions on Snapchat.
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...Sorry, what? I kept getting distracted by the arm of the filter glasses stabbing her in the face every 2 seconds because it was made with actual human proportions in mind.

 

[mousetrap]

Our gorl clearing the assumptions on Snapchat.
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is she still doing her "100 days of trying"???? how do you mess up on even that??

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

I can only speak to CA, but I was once a passenger in my very large friend's car and she was pulled over for not wearing a seatbelt. She literally just said to the cop "I'm too fat, it doesn't fit * insert sooky face *" And the guy was like, eh, drive on but you either need a doctor note or to buy an extender. And then sent us on our merry way - I think it helps that I had mine on.

Anyway she was mortified, obviously, but straight away slipped her seatbelt on. It fucking fit! Uncomfortably though. And I was like 'GORL?!' And she shrugged it off. Apparently it's happened a bunch of times and they don't give a shit. They clock the fatness and are like 'yeah, ok, whatever.'

Oddly enough, late last year Amber filmed Becky and herself being pulled over, and Amber grabbed that seatbelt and pulled it on so fast you could hear the seatbelt mechanism making a loud noise. Like the cop didn’t see that LOL.

It jump cut, and Amber said Becky got a ticket, but I believe it was for speeding.

 

[ADHD]

It jump cut, and Amber said Becky got a ticket, but I believe it was for speeding.

She was doing 78 in a 55. It cost a few orange chicken dinners.

 

[Gorl68]

is she still doing her "100 days of trying"???? how do you mess up on even that??

By doing what she always does: not trying

 

[CreedenceLeonoreGielgud]

I wonder what’s gonna happen on Judgment Day. Will Amber start flailing around like a stuck pig when she sees her subs drop like a rock? I, for one, would support full on Cuntylynn.

In Christian eschatology, all the dead are reunited with their physical body for final judgment on Judgment Day.

Imagine having died in your 600 elbee body, to have, at the last, escaped, but then to snap your eyes open, incarnate and naked, in front of God and everybody.

 

[sperginity]

In Christian eschatology, all the dead are reunited with their physical body for final judgment on Judgment Day.

Imagine having died in your 600 elbee body, to have, at the last, escaped, but then to snap your eyes open, incarnate and naked, in front of God and everybody.

god doesn't resurrect fatties

 

[theriddler3]

Our gorl clearing the assumptions on Snapchat.
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Huh, DamageControlLynn doesn't use the chipmunk voice filters. Man, the fallout after this all blows over is gonna be epic.

 

[Long time lurker]

Our gorl clearing the assumptions on Snapchat.
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Nice filter on this video. Amber now has blue eyes, and just like Becky she now has "what everybody wants" blue eyes and dark hair.

 

[Whatthefuck]

god doesn't resurrect fatties

She's totes not a Christian, y'all. She claims to be agnostic of which, let me guarantee and assure you, she has absolutely no knowledge. She takes words and concepts and rather than look into them and do independent research, she'll listen to whatever Trisha Paytas has to say on a particular day and run with it. Wait, Trisha's a Christian, yeah? Like I fucking care, you get the point.
One would think that having a personal philosophy would take some introspection and research. Booboo, she ain't got time for that.

I still feel like I missed something. I saw no mention of Amber saying she had to print stuff. That said, she claimed she bought a printer one or two years ago (of course she did it in the most convoluted way - filmed herself in the library pretending to type - IIRC to "prove" she was doing her taxes - and after the "work" was done, she went out and got a printer).
Why would she be bragging about printing something now?

It really isn't that complicated, think of it this way, why would you pay taxes on money you didn't get?

See, this is my problem, if this whole thing started because someone said so in a comment on YT, I would be very leery. I lost count how many times people have fabricated stories out of thin air in regards to Amber and the rest of the household.

I can't remember which specific vlog is was because I don't watch her shit on her channel. I watch reaction channels or CXNT so I'm not clear on the titles, but it was only last week, I believe. She said she had an appointment and she bought some paper because she had to print something off to take to the appointment. She never elaborated on what the appointment was for and I assumed it was a doctor's follow up (silly me).

Fellow, autists, please help me out. I could just be imagining this.

 

[Damaged Goods]

Wow. My first reaction to seeing this was genuine surprise at how much smaller she looked...

Don't worry, she gained a lot of it back immediately after hitting her weight goal.

To return on topic, if there's any interest I can gather the most notable of her recent tweets, which are mostly quite boring. Since becoming bedbound she spends a ton of time on there