Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[sperginity]

theres a store in prison where you can buy some kinds of junk food (I think its called a canteen?), and other things like hygiene products. Some prisons allow some prisoners to order pizza if they can afford it and have good behavior privileges.

 

[Bookish]

theres a store in prison where you can buy some kinds of junk food (I think its called a canteen?), and other things like hygiene products. Some prisons allow some prisoners to order pizza if they can afford it and have good behavior privileges.

Ah, the prison commissary. True, you can get all those things there. I've never known a jailbird to get pizza, so they weren't housed at any prison that allowed it. I've heard of this type of thing, though.

 

[497]

theres a store in prison where you can buy some kinds of junk food (I think its called a canteen?), and other things like hygiene products. Some prisons allow some prisoners to order pizza if they can afford it and have good behavior privileges.

AL doesn't like pizza that much but some prisons they can also order subs sandwiches which we know she likes. they usually cost alot more though (saying it goes to "charity" which would be the perfect excuse for AL)

 

[Guardsman42]

Ah, the prison commissary. True, you can get all those things there. I've never known a jailbird to get pizza, so they weren't housed at any prison that allowed it. I've heard of this type of thing, though.

I forgot which prison it is, but one does allow their prisoners to order pizzas..made on site, by prisoners. It's part of a rehab program where the prisoners learn to manage a place etc. Also apparently, really good pizza.

 

[HamFan]

theres a store in prison where you can buy some kinds of junk food (I think its called a canteen?), and other things like hygiene products. Some prisons allow some prisoners to order pizza if they can afford it and have good behavior privileges.

I liked the prison idea at first, but come to think of it, I've seen someone come out of prison 50+ lbs heavier because they had cash for the commissary. Some people get bored and start lifting and get ripped, or start snacking a lot and get fat(ter). Guess which way AL would go?

 

[Guardsman42]

I liked the prison idea at first, but come to think of it, I've seen someone come out of prison 50+ lbs heavier because they had cash for the commissary. Some people get bored and start lifting and get ripped, or start snacking a lot and get fat(ter). Guess which way AL would go?

Except..Hamber lacks any way to get the money for the commissary. Her sole income is reliant on youtube..also other people cashing checks for her.

 

[HamFan]

Except..Hamber lacks any way to get the money for the commissary. Her sole income is reliant on youtube..also other people cashing checks for her.

I bet some ambaby would hook her up. It just takes a friend on the outside to send money.
...This conversation has gotten so in depth. Like she would seriously ever go to prison.

 

[ADHD]

I bet some ambaby would hook her up. It just takes a friend on the outside to send money.
...This conversation has gotten so in depth. Like she would seriously ever go to prison.

That all depends on whether she's been a true and honest gorl with the IRS.

 

[Owlflaps]

That all depends on whether she's been a true and honest gorl with the IRS.

Didn’t she claim she gets taxed 43% percent of her income or whatever? She’s fairly dishonest about everything, so I wouldn’t be surprised if she lied about her earnings to the IRS. I don’t know how YouTube pays its content creators, though.

 

[497]

I bet some ambaby would hook her up. It just takes a friend on the outside to send money.
...This conversation has gotten so in depth. Like she would seriously ever go to prison.

it has... plus no one has asked if AL would fit in a normal size prison cell? would she need a mattress on the floor? would the normal beds break?

 

[Xenomorph]

I got a kick out of this one. Amber, your mother didn't just decide one day to not do drugs anymore and kick her 30 year addiction...she went to prison and had to stop lol

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She was in fucking jail you fucking crack baby. God AL really is a crack baby.

 

[mekalekahi]

How the fuck would you know if you aren't lacking shit? You haven't ate properly in your entire life and when you do eat healthy it's processed carb food. So she doesn't like taking medicine or vitamins now.

 

[Xenomorph]

How the fuck would you know if you aren't lacking shit? You haven't ate properly in your entire life and when you do eat healthy it's processed carb food. So she doesn't like taking medicine or vitamins now.View attachment 739243

how the fuck would she know if she is or not lmao she's dying.

 

[ADHD]

How the fuck would you know if you aren't lacking shit? You haven't ate properly in your entire life and when you do eat healthy it's processed carb food. So she doesn't like taking medicine or vitamins now.View attachment 739243

I'd bet just about anything that she's deficient in vitamins C and D.

 

[Tesshollidaysflupaknees]

How the fuck would you know if you aren't lacking shit? You haven't ate properly in your entire life and when you do eat healthy it's processed carb food. So she doesn't like taking medicine or vitamins now.View attachment 739243

The reason Big AL would not do the Keto diet in the past, was because a person on the diet can't eat fruit.

 

[Aldora]

The reason Big AL would not do the Keto diet in the past, was because a person on the diet can't eat fruit.

One of my favourite Amber lines is when she says "how can it be right to deny yourself something that the Earth has given us"

 

[ButMuhCondishuns]

How the fuck would you know if you aren't lacking shit? You haven't ate properly in your entire life and when you do eat healthy it's processed carb food. So she doesn't like taking medicine or vitamins now.View attachment 739243

So is the gif in my avatar a laaah or?..

 

[CindyChafe]

I forgot which prison it is, but one does allow their prisoners to order pizzas..made on site, by prisoners. It's part of a rehab program where the prisoners learn to manage a place etc. Also apparently, really good pizza.

Amber would probably know. She says she watches those prison documentaries on MSNBC like Lockup and 60 Days In. Tbh I can’t look away from those shows either. When you lock up mentally ill people with personality disorders and unresolved traumas and put them in a Lord of the Flies situation it will always make compelling television.

 

[497]

How the fuck would you know if you aren't lacking shit? You haven't ate properly in your entire life and when you do eat healthy it's processed carb food. So she doesn't like taking medicine or vitamins now.View attachment 739243

I thought apples were like candy to her after 3 days of no reeses. and those little mandarin oranges she used to eat.

 

[mekalekahi]

Back in destiny era she ate a entire bag of cherries on camera and I think a banana while moaning. Its amazing how much she lies all while there is hundreds of video evidence of her doing these things. Like pizza, she hates it but ordered a medium one and ate it all to herself.