Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

I definitely get more entertainment out of Amber’s social media than her YouTube videos. Does anyone else feel the same way? I feel like I see her true, cunty self is out there.
Definitely. Those few dozen ambabies that suck her dick are the ones that delude her into thinking anyone cares at all about 99% of what she puts in her videos. It also seems when people tell her that, she says “well iii LIKE it” ..then gorl why complain that people aren’t enjoying your vids if you know it’s not what they want to see? It seems like everytime she figures it out she turns oblivious again a few days later.
 
I definitely get more entertainment out of Amber’s social media than her YouTube videos

For the first time in a couple of years, I'm actually considering not watching any longer. I'm really bored with the whole thing. She isn't bringing anything new. Most people mentally grow and change, find new interests, but she is stuck in the teen age mindset. Yes, she has gotten more bitter and sarcastic toward her following, but she is still the same 17 year old. We saw that when she rallied for a few days; did her hair, got dressed, went somewhere. She still talks in valley girl, gets excited over fake jewelry and body spray, and screeches at stupid jokes.

oh I bet they will be soooo saaaaad until they find out there is no will

Becky has full access to ALR's paypal' she needs it for all those impromptu Walmart runs. I don't know if our gorl ever got a bank account with an ATM card. I know for awhile she just cashed her checks when she "worked". But if she does now have an ATM card, Becky would immediately go clear the account out when the time comes.
 
Why did I read "SEEE!!" as "REEEEE!!!"

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An IRS saga would be fanfuckingtastic. A'la Onion boi. It's definitely a possibility. AL has stated in the past that she has "special tax privileges" , so...

Any new saga would be fantastic, this show needs some new talent. Worst part about her being bedbound is that we dont get to see anyone new. (:_(
 
Siiiigh it couldn't have genuinely ended at the yes or no question, she needed to turn around and scream "Pity me!" For once however it was an issue I could have sided with her on if I thought she honestly cared.
Idk, I thought it was more of a desperate attempt at virtue signaling from someone with no virtues. Sort of like how tumblrbabies make posts like "if you're a pedophile/rapist/nazi you can unfollow me, I don't want you here" like no shit??? You really don't need to clarify you're not a statutory rape supporter, most people aren't.
There's no way Amber thinks anyone's on board with that, she's just out here killing two orange chickens with one post. 1: Why, I personally am highly against such illicit acts, even though so many people are hideous rape supporters, I for one think it's just awful and 2: Woe is me, I've had so many men look down my shirt it gave me mental theengs, please pity me

She just wants someone to relate to her while maintaining some moral high ground. Problem is, she's a 600lb female Onision and doesn't have any ethical standpoints that she won't pivot on for the slightest convenience or nod of attention (rape allegations, toxic relationships, even her vegan phase was an attempt at "I'm a good person!!" that she couldn't maintain).
 
Since we have all daydreams about our gorls untimely impending death, I thought I would provide some info on morbidly obese super cute coffins.

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Goliath manufactures caskets specifically for land whales. Amber better start saving up, because they average double the price of a normal casket.
If she dies in the house they'd be better off just burning the place down Gilbert Grape style.
 
For the first time in a couple of years, I'm actually considering not watching any longer.

You have the patience of a saint. I was initially attracted to watching our gorl because of her breakup with Density. I was also interested in the beginning of Becky era, but her life has gotten predictable. I tapped out after a couple of months.
 
A 16 year old and a 48 year old? Gross. A 16 year old and an 18 year old? I admit I don't know how things are with high school kids these days, but when I was in high school a 16 year old and an 18 year old was pretty common, usually they had been together before the older one turned 18. (And usually they broke up after the 18 year old went off to college and ended up cheating with another college student).

Wait, y’all rate me late, but I thought Kasey was 15. Not that it really matters because Hamber is a predatory cunt regardless, but I want to have my lore straight because I’m clearly a sped.

Any new saga would be fantastic, this show needs some new talent. Worst part about her being bedbound is that we dont get to see anyone new. (:_(
What are you talking about? Rafe made a triumphant comeback! Thank the gods because we were all clamouring for that!
 
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