Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 555 15.7%
  • No

    Votes: 350 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,640 74.5%

  • Total voters
    3,545
And, to the surprise of absolutely no one, the pink weights have already been tossed into the hoard:
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This, this right here is so very classic Hamber. Some rando asks her two questions. One can be easily, if vaguely, answered. The other requiring a bit more information. She will ALWAYS, without fail answer the question she can give a vague one word answer to and perhaps a laugh-cry eeeemmoooojeeeee. The meat and potatoes of this tweet was the are you making progress question. Completely ignored.

Y'all, I don't follow this dumb bitch and therefore do not interact with her whatsoever, but if you're going to, ask one very direct open ended question that can't be answered with one word. She probably won't respond, but these kinds of tweets irritate the shit out me.
 
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Elderly people take care of there pets better than she does. Anytime I'm in a part of my city where older citizens reside i see tons of them walking there dogs,some of them look like they cant walk well themselves but they still do it. If the dog ran around and played as much as she says she Does she would film it. Twinkie is mixed with sone kind of terrier so her build is bigger than a normal Chihuahua but shes still fat. I dont think she has a trachea issue but there is some reason she groans and snorts like that just from sitting on the bed with AL.
 
The current Amber is honestly the worst its been in years and I would take the 12 pre-recorded pride that never was over this shit. I dont know who she is fooling creating 21 pre recorded trash. She is getting no fans and her views are slowly dwindling. All I am saying Amber should of saved money when she was getting better views because those days are long gone and like her life it is all downhill from here.

There must be a reason why this stuff is pre recorded you just dont pre record 21 videos for no reason. She must be bed bound as fuck by this point
I think this current shit is hilarious. She's trying to be a content creator, doing "try" videos, she doesn't get or is in utter denial over her lolcow status. Nobody gives a flying fuck what she thinks about Japanese sugar, we just get off on commenting on her excellence at being a complete fuck up. It's the only good thing she's good at. She has utterly failed at every aspect of life, and the only reason she lucked out onto YouTube cash is narcissism, same as Boogie2288 - but at least he tried to make original content, with his lame "Francis" bullshit.

So, you think her current level of fucking up is boring? Take a break. She'll be doing more fuck uppery next month. Guaranteed.
 
People always assume Chihuahua's are meant to be held in one hand and weigh as much as a feather.

The breed's origins are rat catchers, they're small, but only the show ones are -that- small. The thing is, Twinkie is clearly not a show dog, she comes from what is a pet breeder. A companion dog, and is visibly massively fat. Which means I'd estimate her weight around 18 pounds if properly weighed to be honest.

I have no idea where or what Twinkie's background was, but alot of rescues have food insecurities. Especially chihuahuas from puppy mills. Those places flat out don't feed non selling dogs because it costs money, they'll let puppies starve to death. They will gorge them selves when ever food is presented because that is the only way the ever survived before being rescued.

Hamber is feeding twinkie 24/7 along with her self, the damn dog will likely die of a heart attack. Eric should put his testerone shots to good use with Becky, and get the dog to a loving home already. Whati s Hamber gonna do, waddle after them?
 
People always assume Chihuahua's are meant to be held in one hand and weigh as much as a feather.

The breed's origins are rat catchers, they're small, but only the show ones are -that- small. The thing is, Twinkie is clearly not a show dog, she comes from what is a pet breeder. A companion dog, and is visibly massively fat. Which means I'd estimate her weight around 18 pounds if properly weighed to be honest.

I have no idea where or what Twinkie's background was, but alot of rescues have food insecurities. Especially chihuahuas from puppy mills. Those places flat out don't feed non selling dogs because it costs money, they'll let puppies starve to death. They will gorge them selves when ever food is presented because that is the only way the ever survived before being rescued.

Hamber is feeding twinkie 24/7 along with her self, the damn dog will likely die of a heart attack. Eric should put his testerone shots to good use with Becky, and get the dog to a loving home already. Whati s Hamber gonna do, waddle after them?
From what I understand she just leaves food out for Twinkie all day instead of what normal doggo owners do and measure it out in the morning and evening according to the instructions written on the fucking back of the bag. I don't understand what's so hard about this. Dogs, cats, whatever will graze if there is an unlimited supply of food out in the open. That leads to obesity especially if the animal in question gets little to no exercise or outside stimulation. Just like humans, they get bored and they eat.
 
People always assume Chihuahua's are meant to be held in one hand and weigh as much as a feather.

The breed's origins are rat catchers, they're small, but only the show ones are -that- small. The thing is, Twinkie is clearly not a show dog, she comes from what is a pet breeder. A companion dog, and is visibly massively fat. Which means I'd estimate her weight around 18 pounds if properly weighed to be honest.

I have no idea where or what Twinkie's background was, but alot of rescues have food insecurities. Especially chihuahuas from puppy mills. Those places flat out don't feed non selling dogs because it costs money, they'll let puppies starve to death. They will gorge them selves when ever food is presented because that is the only way the ever survived before being rescued.

Hamber is feeding twinkie 24/7 along with her self, the damn dog will likely die of a heart attack. Eric should put his testerone shots to good use with Becky, and get the dog to a loving home already. Whati s Hamber gonna do, waddle after them?
You're working under the assumption anyone in that house gives a flying fuck about those animals beyond how kuh-yuuute they are.
 
View attachment 788274way to miss the point you dumb bitch

That’s what she does when she’s backed into a corner, she picks up on the most minor detail and corrects it in a smug as fuck way to avoid answering the real issues. I’m glad she’s being called out for animal abuse, I hope the psychotic twitter vegans hop on the train and go ape shit at her
 
Has anyone uncovered her Wordpress yet? It hasn't been used since November 2015 but it's a pretty good time capsule.

https://raritycat.wordpress.com

Her last post was the start of a 100 day challenge.

"I want to weigh in every single day for the next 100 days.
If I’m going somewhere, like staying the night at my girlfriends dads house, I’ll bring my scale with me. " This is just unnecessary. Weight loss isn't something you see over one or two days. You see it over weeks. Weighing yourself every day just tricks you into feeling successful when your weight fluctuates 5+ pounds a day from water weight alone.

She says even though she weighs the most she's ever weighed she's "embracing it and moving on."

Almost got sad and felt bad for her when I reached this part-
"Last night I caught a horrible glimpse of myself in our windowed door.

I wasn’t wearing any pants because it was the end of the night and I was getting ready to go to sleep but I went into the living room to turn off the light and that’s when I saw my legs head on, bare skin, and I literally felt ill.

They’re a disgrace, absolutely disgusting."

She says she's seen "so many people" her weight who don't have legs like hers. She says it's not fair.

This was before Twinkie so she says
"Destiny and I were thinking about getting a dog but now that I think about it, we are like never home, so it would be almost a horrible idea.

We would never have time to train him/her and we would never have time to play with him/her and it would just all around be bad."

On gaining more weight-
"Krystle’s parents always told me to save my bigger jeans in case I gained weight back but I always told them that it would never happen.

I wasn’t lying; I thoroughly thought it would never happen."

Seems she is not only stuck with the counting calories thing but also with the 100 days of......... i did not know she was stuck with that since that time....

Keeping the subject... another good time capsule is her facebook profile from 2011... she used to create 50 posts a day about facts about her... is pretty interesting what she says there I leave here some screenshots of their fabulous ways of thinking on that time


seems that she remains with the same speech...

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It is not such disease!!! LOLLL is more a condition since depends of what you eat ROLF and all we know her favourite drink are sodas....

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This post could be sooo 2019

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no wonder why she is misstreating twinkie killing the poor thing with food

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Amber knows hw to keep her friends shading them on social media... even though she has a point and is right, her superior way to speech is preety insulting

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And the cherry of the top ( i will copy paste it if you want to see that she wroted i will leave the link below this couls show us a pinch of how she treats her GF'S.... she not only talks bad about Casey knowing she was her facebook friend, and was living at her place at that time but also dares to call her rat and more nicknames on the answers and also showing her that is in love with kristle.... anyways and having this public she still dares to lies about her imaginary rape....



Truths.
11 August 2011 at 23:42

Last night you felt?
Pissed because of this asshole I live with.

Who are all the people that u have text messages from?

Krystle and that_rat.

Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?

I never talk on the phone but my girlfriend.

Ever been kissed in a car?

Yes.

How are you feeling right know?

Anxious.

Do you like to cuddle?

Depends on my mood.

Do you believe the last person you kissed cares for you?

I would like to hope so but sometimes I don't know.

How many people have you had strong feelings for in 2011?

2.

Do you prefure to take showers at night or morning?

At night because then I can straighten my hair in the morning if I wanted to.

Do you have a reason to smile right now?

Ehh, not really.

Think back to June, were you in a relationship?

Yes.

Are you still in the same relationship?

Yes.

Would you hug the same person you last hugged (other then family?)

Yeah, why not?

Is there a night that you would like to repeat and allow it to live forever?

Yes.

If you could go back in time and change things would you?

There are a few things I would really consider changing.

Do you eat ranch with your pizza?

I do sometimes. Ranch is good on alot of things.

Where did you sleep three nights ago?

With my girlfriend.

Have you had any beer this weekend?

No. I don't like beer. If you want to get drunk, wehat's the reasoning for drinking something so nasty that takes forever to get drunk with?

What are the colors of your eyes?

Hazel.

Who was the last person to be in your bed?

My girlfriend.

Have you ever eaten an uncooked cookie?

No.

Do you believe that this weekend will be a good one for you?

Honestly, probably not.

Does anyone disgust you?

Yes. The asshole I live with and a few other people.

Do you believe that good things come for those who wait?

Negative.

Lets say you walked by you on the street. What would you say?

I woudn't say anything. I would probably pass out from shock lol.

What is one thing you didnt like about your day today?

I am having some serious heartburn today.

What do you tend to drink alot of?

Hmm, I don't know honestly.

Is there anyone who is jealous of you or what you have?

Uhm, I don't know who would be jealous of me.

Is there someone you use to talk to every single day and now you dont?

Yes. Julia.

Have you told anyone that you missed them lately?

Yes.

This time last year can you member who you had feelings for?

Yes.

Is anything bothering you right know?

Something is always bothering me.

Do you think your last ex will eventually want you back?

No.

Is there someone you would like to spend every minute with and still be happy?

Yes.

What was for dinner last night?

BBQ chicken, white rice, and veggies.

Is your best friend single?

Well, I guess so.

Who was the last person you cried in front of?

My girlfriend.

Are you drifting away from someone you were close to?

I feel like I am.

Do you get called kid or kiddo?

Not recently.

Last nap?

Gosh I have no idea. I never nap even if I want to.

What are you doing Saturday?

There's something I wish I was doing but that won't be happening because of transportation issues.

Excited about anything?

March.

Is there someone you would like to fix things with?

Yeah.

Have you ever liked someone that treated you like crap?

Yes.

Who do you feel more comfortable talking to anything about?

My girlfriend and my best friend.

Has anyone disappointed you lately?

Yes.

If someone likes you would you want them to tell you?

Yes I would.

Do you speak to the last person you kissed?

Yes.

What is in your front pocket?

Normally my phone but that is sitting right next to me.

Where would you like to be right know?

Honestly, a chinese buffet sounds good lol.

Most important thing in a relationship?

Love, trust, honesty, and chemistry.

Do you think someone is thinking about you right know?

Yes.

Who was the last person you high-fived?

Oh wow. I have no idea.

What were you up to at 9 p.m last night?

Watching Love in The Wild!

Do you have any brusies?

I don't think I do currently.

How's your life?

There are a million things that could be changed about it that would make it good.

Did you mean "I love you" when you said it last?

Yeah.

Will you be up before 7 a.m tomorrow?

I am up before that when I have school but I don't have school tomorrow so no.

Who did you last get in to a big argument with?

My girlfriend.

Do you have a best friend to lean on?

Yes.

What were you doing at 8 this morning?

Walking to school from the bus stop.

What was the weather like today?

Hot, infortunatly.

Did you get a full 8hr of sleep?

No.
 
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Not something Amber said, but as usual she's retweeting the ass-patters. But I had to laugh at the word "influencer". :optimistic:


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She could influence people to get fatter because even if you eat a few extra snacks you still won't be in her league or she could influence people to be less fat using her as a cautionary tale.
 
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