Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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I've been seething (not really but) because I swear to god if she was honest about her weight, I would've won the dang 600 lb pool, or come close! I had third week of April and I know that was right around the time of RedemptionLynn's "weight loss" and starting to "exercise", but those videos were old as fuck already when she uploaded them. I think she hit 600 right around that time.
 
She has gained so much that she's back to having no titis :story:
I know right its like b cup cleavage.


Thats a hard fucking sure Jan, I honestly believe the 620lbs rumour that was hovering around xmas last year because this bish looks like she has gained 60lbs not 17. You can even tell with her gunt in the second image it is clearly bigger like massively bigger. Her legs and arms are way more massive but sure Gorrl its swelling.

Btw, I just realised something....
Is that mattress in the living room since the 23/05 (date RuPaul reunited was aired)????
It's been a month (with the same sheet)... wtf

Rupaul reunited aired 23/05
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Eric's vlog 23/06
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That is FUCKING HANUS LIKE ISLAMIC AF. You should do that once a week.
 
What is up with the air mattress in the living room? Is ALR living in the living room now or is it for Necky?

I wondered if they can no longer fit in the same bed. I would bet that out of the two of them, it's Becky that would be sleeping in the lounge. Can you imagine Amber trying to sit on the floor and get up again? Plus, she needs pillow mountain so she doesn't suffocate in her sleep.
 
Our gorl is now so fat that when she sits around the house, she really sits around the house...ba-dum-tssss....thanks, I’ll be here all week.

Seriously, though, it’s almost like The Blob. She’s seeping into every nook and cranny in that house slowly taking over all shared spaces. I wonder what Rickie thinks of this?

Imagine being an adult nearing 30 and having guests over with a fucking filthy mattress in the den right next to the dining area. Stay classy fag shack.
 
Seriously, though, it’s almost like The Blob. She’s seeping into every nook and cranny in that house slowly taking over all shared spaces. I wonder what Rickie thinks of this?

Reminds me of how the Hive Mind took over the USG Ishimura. Where is Isaac when you need him.
 
What is up with the air mattress in the living room? Is ALR living in the living room now or is it for Necky?

I think she's finally too fat for the couch or ottoman. Maybe she broke a section, maybe her shelf ass is so big she lidurally can't sit on it anymore. I agree that she's not sleeping on it because she'd asphyxiate without pillow mountain holding her up.
 

ASMR x Subway Mukbang crossover
Listen to me crunch on 2 bags of chips, 2 cookies, and the sound of me cramming an entire footlong down my gullet in 3 bites while I gasp for air
Then slurp down a whole 2ltr of Sprite Zero like a dainty queen


TBH only want more ASMR if I get to hear the sound of her layyygings being peeled away from her rotting fat and a reveal
Or her struggling to climb a set of stairs would be pretty comical
 
Not that I see her losing any weight ever, but can you gorls imagine how much loose skin she would have if she managed to drop 450+ pounds?
I know someone who lost 80 lbs and had some loose skin he was considering surgery to correct.

I can't imagine what it would be like losing 6 times that.

Also, why does she backlog videos for a month at a time? I'm trying to understand the logic in that.
 
@LyteSydeByll oh shit its so weird seeing you in a non Phil board :p

As for poor Cartman on the air matress better that than the rank smell of her I cannot imagine how bad she must stink it must be utterly rancid. Islamic me all you want but fuck that cunt during 100F with max humidity must be suicide inducing no wonder Becky loves death so much

Also, why does she backlog videos for a month at a time? I'm trying to understand the logic in that

My theory she must do it for a to make youtube coin but because she has boughts of being bedbound as fuck . Kicking geese in a video worked out that she had not filmed outside for like 4 - 6 months which is fucking crazy when you can imagine it. Imagine it not going out for 6 months almost.
 

"Even when I upload what they want, it's still not good enough. that's why eventually you have to start listening to your own heart and gut, and i'm not trolling"

because listening to her gut has helped so much already? she just breathes heavy because she's listening to her heart <3 how sweet
 
"Even when I upload what they want, it's still not good enough. that's why eventually you have to start listening to your own heart and gut, and i'm not trolling"

because listening to her gut has helped so much already? she just breathes heavy because she's listening to her heart <3 how sweet
The only thing her gut ever tells her is "I'M HUNGRY!
 
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