Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[StrawberryDouche]

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Ok, vaguelynn.

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She also retweeted Karlee Steel saying something about "if you're a hater and you still watch, then sorry. You're a fan, hun" but it's gone now, so Amber must have remembered that time Karlee tricked her into eating an entire bag of cheetos on camera and deleted it.

How has she been "proved right"? Either she got a new bed that's now the height of every mattress that isn't on the floor, or her fat ass is plopped on the floor making the bed appear higher. It's one or the other, you lying load of lard.

The only way she'd be on the floor is if she fell and has decided it's easier to stay there until she dies rather than hire a hydraulic bitch hoist to get her upright.

 

[mekalekahi]

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I know full well you're asking wtf I'm talking about, I'm just not going to tell you (:

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AL is a new and improved woman. She will never ever revert back to her old self-destructive patterns. This is not like a while ago when she was convinced she would never binge again after a week of being able to restrain herself. Not at all. If you think she'll soon stop uploading regularly, "you must be new here", haydur.

Im confused because we have seen her recently from erics vlog and she quite clearly looks in the worst physical form yet. What has the "help" done? It looks like shes been eating non stop.

 

[Damaged Goods]

Im confused because we have seen her recently from erics vlog and she quite clearly looks in the worst physical form yet. What has the "help" done? It looks like shes been eating non stop.

She was talking about "being productive" and uploading every day. I should have included the 1st tweet for context, apologies for that.

 

[MG 620]

I completely agree with you that it's unprofessional, but this is for TLC. Not sure if you've seen their other shows like 90 day fiance but .. they throw professionalism out the window there.

Pretty much. The Assantis, the Duggars and Honey Boo Boos. The bar is very, very low.

 

[ADHD]

AL is a new and improved woman. She will never ever revert back to her old self-destructive patterns. This is not like a while ago when she was convinced she would never binge again after a week of being able to restrain herself. Not at all. If you think she'll soon stop uploading regularly, "you must be new here", haydur.

Sometimes I think she must be new here.

We already know how this will play out.

 

[Guardsman42]

The term Bitch Hoist should be a real thing.

A company needs to make Bitch Hoists for deathfats now.

 

[DubbleBubble]

It really doesn't matter what kind of bed Hambo is in now. She still won't see her 35th birthday.

35? whew. that's being generous by about 5 years.

Look at comparisons between even a few months ago and now. She has the color and signs of someone who's organs are failing and can't keep up a normal appearance anymore. And at current rate her youtube channel will live longer than her, auto-uploading months of super relevant backlog after she expires on pillow mountain.

 

[Francis Dollarhyde]

Could AL even make the drive to Houston? I mean she could because people heavier and older made it, but shes so dramatic and lazy she would make it 4 hours in and tell becky to turn around and FaceTime Dr.now that shes swollen.That Alabama doctor is a closer option :/

As soon as Dr Now hears of the (quite possible, sitting up sleeping) congestive heart failure he will insist she uses medical transport.

TLC mailing back might also be legit, trying to make sure there are no further emails from that someone when people keep reaching out about Big AL, making it known they tried and she refused.

 

[Snusmumriken]

Love how the screenshot of her google search alone provens that she's correct lmao stay you Amberlynn

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

But what would their legal department think?

The easiest and safest response is to direct all emails regarding Amber into their spam folder.

I mean... would their legal department even care?

I'm seriously asking. It's not like they're doctors or therapists or whatever. There's no confidentiality being broken (that I know of, at least) in saying, "Yeah, we asked her to be on our show and she said no". It's unprofessional, but I don't think it's illegal.

I agree that it's fishy as hell, and probably fake. But I guess time will tell.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

A company needs to make Bitch Hoists for deathfats now.

Kentucky Bitch Hoist and Deathfat Burial Services LLC

"We stand them up or lay them down"

 

[oración_de_rosas]

I’ve seen every episode, sadly. Plenty of them slept in the same bed as their pet behemoth. One woman had her 2 young children and herself sleeping in the same “bed” (or mattress on the floor, whatever you want to call it.) That was probably the most horrifying situation type deal. Beds ain’t cheap. The black lesbian couple slept in the same bed. I’m sure a lot of the enablers were just not filmed in bed because they actually got out of bed at some point during the day.

Historians are needed for all types of media so keep doing the Lord’s work. I, admittedly, fell off the MSHPL train around 18-months ago but I don’t doubt this. Those poor kids. The worst part is that they probably don’t know how truly dysfunctional that set-up is. I only hope that Twink-o doesn’t sleep in the same bed as ALR.

 

[ADHD]

There's been some conspiracy speculation on Reddit about Amber choosing to release videos out of order because of @pecansandies chart.

 

[Strawberry Pocky]

Random question: With the Slatons getting on the Family by the Ton show, will this have any impact on Amber wanting to go on MSPL? Will she become jealous and want to be on TV too?

Hahahaaa.....sorry to pull up an old post, but...
What an apt prediction

 

[Guardsman42]

Kentucky Bitch Hoist and Deathfat Burial Services LLC

"We stand them up or lay them down"

.... Is it bad I wouldn't mind seeing some one pose as this company to offer Hamber great deals due to her high profile life style and see if she actually spills any tea?

 

[Blathersnake]

Regardless if the email is real or fake, she'll never be on the show. She wouldn't be able to put her life out there on a massive scale like that,

She isn't even a blip on Youtube, a dead mall series gets more views, a series with no talking and someone walking around an empty mall gets more views than her, she's nothing on Youtube. Even she knows that the amount of hate would go up and while she wants and craves any sort of attention, she couldn't handle that.

Slow suicide by over eating is what we'll get and in the end she would just troll herself. Some life that is.

 

[497]

Theory on the email:

At this point they likely get more then one email a day about Hamber, and have some sort of canned response.

I personally don't think it's unprofessional to inform people asking about some one not appearing on a show why said person will not be on the show.

someone could always email them and see for themselves if they get a response back. but she might of already went to a weight loss surgery center- I haven't kept up with it much since her videos are so far behind. did she go to that appointment? either way it didn't work out or she would of made a video all excited about a new plan like she did with Optavia. Dr.Now would give her the same rules as any WLS doctor. he might just be willing to operate on her while still a little heavier but still require her to lose weight on her own.

 

[Strawberry Pocky]

someone could always email them and see for themselves if they get a response back. but she might of already went to a weight loss surgery center- I haven't kept up with it much since her videos are so far behind. did she go to that appointment? either way it didn't work out or she would of made a video all excited about a new plan like she did with Optavia. Dr.Now would give her the same rules as any WLS doctor. he might just be willing to operate on her while still a little heavier but still require her to lose weight on her own.

There's several problems at work with this.

> Everything we are seeing is at least a month, if not more, out of date. Hence, old as fuck news and therefore worthless no matter what it is she is talking about. When she mentioned her Dr it was about an appointment on like May 26.

> ALR lies. About literally. Fucking. Everything. So even if she DID release an up-to-date vlog (we wouldnt know if it was) and even if she said she went to an appointment, and even if she was THRILLED to announce some big or important or great news...all we have is her word. Her word - which is worth less than cold dog shit.

 

[krinh]

OMG could someone photoshop that shirt she always wears onto this? The one with the lacing on the chest, that really, actually belongs inthe back, but she wears it backwards? It would be perfection.

I KNOW RIGHT?!?! she even has the depression bun, hard eyeliner, and deep red lips!!! i tried commenting this on a few youtube vids but it hasnt blown up yet. can we tweet this pic to amberlynn? do we dare?

someone could always email them and see for themselves if they get a response back. but she might of already went to a weight loss surgery center- I haven't kept up with it much since her videos are so far behind. did she go to that appointment? either way it didn't work out or she would of made a video all excited about a new plan like she did with Optavia. Dr.Now would give her the same rules as any WLS doctor. he might just be willing to operate on her while still a little heavier but still require her to lose weight on her own.

on the topic of msging amber i have msged her a "hey gorl" on facebook and was automatically banned for using "hater lingo"

 

[Damaged Goods]

Someone tweeted this video at her and asked if it was real or fake:

She already talked about this on ask.fm last year, so this isn't new information.

I don't know whether the email was real or not, but I do know that doing stuff like this is pointless. AL has the resources to seek help and she has been actively choosing not to devote those resources to anything useful for 5+ years now. I get that these people who contact all these shows for her are well intentioned, but you can't force someone to accept help. Lolcows especially cannot be helped.

Eta: Just now realized it's been talked about both in the Haydur Nation and the General thread