Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Xenomorph]

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Poor Thumby

What is all this shit about her brother, this is the same guy she said abused her for most of her young life. And save your fucking self Al, you are dying you pathetic addict. Worry about your own backyard.

 

[Chantal’s skid marks]

Also, a side note: if you try to follow Al on Twitter, it will take over 4 months to get approval, even though she’s on there every friggin day.

 

[Chantal’s skid marks]

Her mood stabilizers are donut flavored tic tacs.

 

[Snusmumriken]

Also, a side note: if you try to follow Al on Twitter, it will take over 4 months to get approval, even though she’s on there every friggin day.

I got approved in like three days. The only reason I don't contribute to posting her twitter feed is that even I can't stand how fucking mundane and boring her posts are enough to screenshot them and put them up here. The rest of you gorls, you aren't missing out on anything. Whenever she puts up something juicy, a dedicated kiwi usually has it covered within the hour.

 

[Xenomorph]

I got approved in like three days. The only reason I don't contribute to posting her twitter feed is that even I can't stand how fucking mundane and boring her posts are enough to screenshot them and put them up here. The rest of you gorls, you aren't missing out on anything. Whenever she puts up something juicy, a dedicated kiwi usually has it covered within the hour.

Shes a basic bitch and somewhere inside she knows how hollow she is. Her fatness is the only thing that interests people.

 

[ADHD]

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Poor Thumby

Find Becky online? That's not how it works. Her whole life would be different if she never left California. Her series of girlfriends would be completely different, and for all she knows, she could have found a good one and wouldn't even have been single during the time period she met Becky.

 

[ButMuhCondishuns]

Sometimes I get this weird realization that this shipwreck Al that I'm watching is an actual, real human being. She just doesn't feel like a human to me anymore.

 

[Twinkie]

She is exactly where she belongs.

AL treated every gorlfriend like shit, and they were all fairly decent people and most importantly, none of them were miserable toxic personalities.... until Becky. Now they're stuck in a sick co-dependent relationship that I'm convinced will never end until one of them dies.

I think Amberlynn senses it too, and is impotently lashing out with these passive-aggressive digs at Becky/Kentucky/etc. She knows she's trapped.

 

[W00K #17]

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Tony "Brotherlynn" Reid for reference

That's the face of a man I definitely want as my financial advisor.

 

[Whale Lake 2]

About the brother situation, wasn't she meant to be at her brother's wedding in Cali this year and that was why she wanted to lose weight?

I remember this being discussed last summer, and around the same time she said something in the lines of "I already know what the colours for my wedding are going to be!" with Becky sitting by her.

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Poor Thumby

It is no wonder Becky looks so dead inside. The more you look at her, the more you realize that the lights are on but no one's at home.

 

[Twinkie]

wedding's off apparently. not that she woulda made it anyway

 

[Billie Ross]

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The Beast is giving a F all to her ex bff forever happiest time of her life Krystal and soul mate wanna be wife forever sexy Dustyn, the poor thumb butler don't even count for shit.
All this crap to score brownie points with her family (first mother, now brother) only means one thing:
Hambeast is desperate for someone to wipe her dirty massive arse

 

[Fatguypewdiepie]

Checkout Eric’s new vlog or the Supporting Cast thread for some sexy pics of Amber and Becky in the inflatable pool. (Fun time or bath time? You decide.)

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Is mumbles vlogs up to date with reality or he too is uploading on amberlynn delayed alternate reality timeline?

 

[raritycunt]

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I had 20 minutes.

I think you’ve found your calling my dear

 

[Fatguypewdiepie]

wedding's off apparently. not that she woulda made it anyway

Oh fuck. For a second I thought you were talking about Dana destiny

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

Also, a side note: if you try to follow Al on Twitter, it will take over 4 months to get approval, even though she’s on there every friggin day.

well fuck, she'll be dead before i get through the queue

 

[Guardsman42]

Haha I just theorized the entire point of that pool was infact, to bathe hamber. A high chlorine count just helps kill any thing on her. In theory. I mean this is deathfat bugs.

Anyone notice she showed off the antibiotics but none of the fancy new mood stabilizers?

That would be because there was never an appointment.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Sometimes I get this weird realization that this shipwreck Al that I'm watching is an actual, real human being. She just doesn't feel like a human to me anymore.

Sometimes I think she's performance art or a social experiment of sorts...

 

[raritycunt]

They're really gonna let her into the pool with her belly button shitting out god knkws what, huh

Oh yeah that’s a good point, the infection in her navel can be irritated by bacteria in a lukewarm kiddy pool

 

[Guardsman42]

Oh yeah that’s a good point, the infection in her navel can be irritated by bacteria in a lukewarm kiddy pool

Didn't we see Rickie just unloading chlorine in it though? <I mean honestly any of those pool cleaning agents in a kiddie pool will wipe out any bacteria that crop up. If you ever had a pool and added them when it was super hot out, you gasp when the fumes hit.>

Make Mumbles will throw some shade and reveal the pool is for housing off Hamber.