Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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This is always the only thing I ever take away from old videos: not how "small" she was, not how "cute" she was, not how "nice" she seemed ... but that she -- once upon a mythical time -- actually had a fucking neck.
That chin was already in progress though.
 
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Look at all that neck, guise.
One fun thing to do is imagine all of this empty neck space, and then fill it in with different kinds of food that AL loves.
Butter, Cookie Dough, Orange Chicken, Over cooked white rice, Egg rolls, Bouillon cubes, that salty tuna shit she ate with crackers. The list is truly endless!
 
I'm almost certain that a legitimate IQ test would take self-awareness into consideration. If so, our gorl may not be criminal justice degree ready yet.

I had to take a legitimate IQ test as part of a friends PhD research for her dissertation. It took about two hours, and yes there is a certain portion that does take self-awareness into account. An indicator of above average/high IQ (in most instances) is being able to predict future consequences from actions/decisions you make in the present. Considering our gorl has allowed herself to become an earthbound blimp from shoveling food into her gaping maw tells me that she probably isn't as smart as she imagines herself to be, she has packed on 200 pounds in the past few years and KNOWS whats causing it but has mindlessly refused to stop.
 
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Ah yes, when one is confronted with a video showing negative behavior (although honestly not as badly as people are acting,) the best way to deal with it is to make an obvious lie proclaiming your innocence, delete your account, and hide the evidence. That definitely doesn't make you look even more suspicious and like you're hiding something even worse. No, not at all.
 
So I found this lovely gallery: https://www.sadanduseless.com/people-of-walmart/

...and in this gallery is this picture:

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Amber probably is even fatter than this woman. I wonder if Amber's ass also hangs down on both sides of the scooter? Is there a footage somewhere of Amber from behind while riding a scooter around Walmart?
 
In any case she's obviously a laah. This is a person who, at nearly 30 years of age still doesn't understand simple units of measurement e.g. "This [food product] has 21 carb, 4 protein, 490 sodium"

She also said in her "emotional past" video that she'd usually not bother going to school or if she'd go, she wouldn't pay attention or do any of the work. She was only able to graduate HS by attending an "alternative school" ie durrrrrrrr

I was watching another old video of hers where she pondered, "Is Christmas in winter or fall?" There are just too many revelations of staggering stupidity over the years across numerous social media platforms.

Stop the blaming already. Don't you listen? No one ever taught her about nutrition. No one ever taught her about the seasons either!

The confusion is perfectly understandable. You know that timeless song..."It's the most wonderful time of the year because Christmas is in the fall and you can eat it all and sit 24/7 without feeeeeaaaaaaarrrrr!!!!!"

As a fellow alternative high school graduate, those teachers, much like the guards in juvenile prisons are some of the most caring. They know the kids they're teaching come from some traumatic background or have something going on with them whether emotionally or mentally. I would wager she dumped gnarly wet, fatass shits all over the teachers and conselers who gave her an inch of slack or believed in her just a little bit. Amby had other plans in mind, ya'll. She knew she was destined to be biggest on the smallest screen. She just had to abuse, manipulate and lie enough.

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Look at all that neck, guise.

SUPERMODEL!
 
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So I found this lovely gallery: https://www.sadanduseless.com/people-of-walmart/

...and in this gallery is this picture:

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Amber probably is even fatter than this woman. I wonder if Amber's ass also hangs down on both sides of the scooter? Is there a footage somewhere of Amber from behind while riding a scooter around Walmart?

Amber is probably 30-40 years younger than that person, so despite being fatter, all her “business” is still mostly defying gravity for now
 
In any case she's obviously a laah. This is a person who, at nearly 30 years of age still doesn't understand simple units of measurement e.g. "This [food product] has 21 carb, 4 protein, 490 sodium"

She also said in her "emotional past" video that she'd usually not bother going to school or if she'd go, she wouldn't pay attention or do any of the work. She was only able to graduate HS by attending an "alternative school" ie durrrrrrrr

I was watching another old video of hers where she pondered, "Is Christmas in winter or fall?" There are just too many revelations of staggering stupidity over the years across numerous social media platforms.

do you have that video? i did not see it and i am looking for it and I don't find it.. was this year??? or the year before?
thanks in advance :)
 
I believe they're talking about the videos Amber made in 2013 titled An Emotional Look Into My Past: Part 1 - Part 2

That'd be it, thanks. I was watching it to finally confirm how many brothers she has after that stupid "saved my brother" tweet.

She does have three, after all. There's her older jailbird brother; a baby that was born when AL was 8 years old and went to a separate home when the Reid children were put in foster care (he was about 1-year-old at the time and was later adopted); and there was a third baby boy that Amberlynn's mom "gave up for adoption" the day he was born. Amberlynn held him once and that's it. From Amberlynn's own Jambled Up Words it's not entirely clear when that baby was born but probably after the others. Once you've lost three children to the state because you're a druggie, eventually they just start taking your children as soon as you pop 'em out.

Anyhoooooooo yeah, that was the video where she mentioned how shit she was at school
 
That'd be it, thanks. I was watching it to finally confirm how many brothers she has after that stupid "saved my brother" tweet.

She does have three, after all. There's her older jailbird brother; a baby that was born when AL was 8 years old and went to a separate home when the Reid children were put in foster care (he was about 1-year-old at the time and was later adopted); and there was a third baby boy that Amberlynn's mom "gave up for adoption" the day he was born. Amberlynn held him once and that's it. From Amberlynn's own Jambled Up Words it's not entirely clear when that baby was born but probably after the others. Once you've lost three children to the state because you're a druggie, eventually they just start taking your children as soon as you pop 'em out.

Anyhoooooooo yeah, that was the video where she mentioned how shit she was at school
Good, I'm glad those two babies made it out. Hopefully, they are living their lives blissfully unaware of these disgusting creatures they share DNA with.
 
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