Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Whatthefuck]

So... I know a while back I made some comment about how she should post more often and get them views and dollas while she can, and some of you disagreed with me. Um, well, y'all were right. This 100 days of uploading old shit is too much. I can't even manage to read the threads beyond the few main ones because the thought of getting caught up on 7-10 pages per thread on each contentless video she puts out just makes my brain shut down.

She's too stupid and boring to even hate watch if she keeps up with this shit. The ONE time she doesn't fail a "challenge" and it's this...

It really is amazing unless you take into account she's had this shit just sitting there for over 6 weeks and she literally only had to sit down (lol, as if she gets up) one day for about an hour or so to schedule them all to come out. This bitch is literally sitting there on pillow mountain doing fuck all like she typically does in the summer. She's put no fresh content, no updates, absolutely nothing for weeks now.

Honestly, we're the stupid ones for working our normal jobs for a living. We could be lazy, morbidly obese landwhales with no talent and probably make more than we do now. Welp, guess I'm off to Burger King to start training for my new career.

 

[Birthday Dickpunch]

It really is amazing unless you take into account she's had this shit just sitting there for over 6 weeks and she literally only had to sit down (lol, as if she gets up) one day for about an hour or so to schedule them all to come out. This bitch is literally sitting there on pillow mountain doing fuck all like she typically does in the summer. She's put no fresh content, no updates, absolutely nothing for weeks now.

Honestly, we're the stupid ones for working our normal jobs for a living. We could be lazy, morbidly obese landwhales with no talent and probably make more than we do now. Welp, guess I'm off to Burger King to start training for my new career.

For real. It's tempting to be envious of her sloth living. She seriously makes a crazy amount of money for how little she does, but that life ain't worth it. When a curb was scary well over 100 pounds ago... nah. Better to be an actual adult with the freedom to take for granted basic things like bathing or walking across a room or tying our shoes.

 

[HM 935]

This is slightly OT, but I've seen people question how she can watch 600lb life and not connect the dots to herself. I think it's because most of the participants are significantly older than her, in their 40s and 50s, so she probably thinks she has time to deal with her weight. "If they're 56 and still fine then obviously I'm perfectly healthy at 28. The weight won't be an issue for decades". What she fails to realize is that at her young age she's actually bigger than most of the people on the show.

 

[clusterfuckk]

It takes a lot of ‘commitment’ to get to 600 elbees by 28 years old. I mean she was a fat ass ugly child so she had a head start but still. The one thing this bitch never fails at.

 

[ADHD]

The correct response would have been "Shut up, nigger".

No one would have seen that coming.

 

[8008135]

This is slightly OT, but I've seen people question how she can watch 600lb life and not connect the dots to herself. I think it's because most of the participants are significantly older than her, in their 40s and 50s, so she probably thinks she has time to deal with her weight. "If they're 56 and still fine then obviously I'm perfectly healthy at 28. The weight won't be an issue for decades". What she fails to realize is that at her young age she's actually bigger than most of the people on the show.

The vast majority of patients are in their 20s, 30s, and early-to-mid 40s. Hamber is a raging, delusional narcissist who quite likely has body dysmorphia, and as long as she's not the one on TV, she's NOTHING like those people, gorl.

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

also gives another reason for any fat acceptance SJWs who happen to support her a reason to drop her. though i'd think the casey shit would have been a reason too.

and it makes a good talking point for normies like zachary michael. that shit is a cancellable offense on the internet these days

 

[Concerned Vagino-American]

The vast majority of patients are in their 20s, 30s, and early-to-mid 40s. Hamber is a raging, delusional narcissist who quite likely has body dysmorphia, and as long as she's not the one on TV, she's NOTHING like those people, gorl.

Agree. Memba in "the truth about how i lost 89 pounds..." when Our Gorl looked at this picture and says "I look good. I kinda see an hourglass figure." She's mentally ill.

 

[Optavia Sales Rep]

God, what if this is the pebble that slays this Goliath? What if this is the one thing that trips her up and ends her YT 'career'?

 

[Okami Green]

If AL is racist it's probably in the same way that other fat, white, suburban women are. She'll say nigger on the internet to be funny, but she'd cross the street if she saw a casually dressed black man walking towards her.

Edit: lol at my dumb ass thinking AL would walk anywhere

ALR sees a black man and mobility scoots her way across the worrmorrt aisle

 

[Hellion]

If Amber's racist, it's by osmosis. Apart from being a cunt, she barely has a personality of her own and just mimics other people.

 

[Twinkie]

MUH HOURGLASS

never happened, pig. you had an enormous tractor tire around your midsection even in your "sweet" dainty days

 

[8008135]

Bitch was an hourglass all right ...

 

[Twinkie]

No one even gives a fuck about her twitter aside from her pathetic whimpering sycophants. She has a very small following there, tweets protected, and the reason is obvious: It's a text-based platform.

People are only interested in gawking at her grotesque body.

 

[Okami Green]

No one even gives a fuck about her twitter aside from her pathetic whimpering sycophants. She has a very small following there, tweets protected, and the reason is obvious: It's a text-based platform.

People are only interested in gawking at her grotesque body.

Her snap stories are way more interesting, you get stuff like IQ humblerlynn and her blowing fucking disgusting bubble gum bubbles

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Hey, is Amber's hair turning gray, or is that some kind of weird visual illusion thing?

 

[StrawberryDouche]

MUH HOURGLASS

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never happened, pig. you had an enormous tractor tire around your midsection even in your "sweet" dainty days

The olden days when both feet pointed north instead of east and west.

 

[Xenomorph]

Hating Kanye West, Nicki Minaj, and thinking the name Shaniqua or apes are ugly don't make you a racist.
I'm not here to white knight our gorl, but I hardly call any of this evidence of racism.

Sure it doesnt to rational folks but we are talking about Michael Be Triggered.

 

[Mr Foster]

If Amber's racist, it's by osmosis. Apart from being a cunt, she barely has a personality of her own and just mimics other people.

Hasn't Becky been shown to be racist in the stereotypical southerner way?

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Hasn't Becky been shown to be racist in the stereotypical southerner way?

"I can't be racist, my aunt is eye-talian" -Becky Luther King