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"Muh Grandma died at the age of eighteen" - Becky Allen Poe
Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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lmao i didn't even realize the person trying to "expose" her was michael b petty 
of course it was
im so glad no one cared.
of course it wasim so glad no one cared.
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She addressed this a bit on her ask.fm awhile back, saying that she didn't really identify with the participants on MSHPL because she "can do everything herself" unlike them.
The combination of arrogance and denial is astounding. While some are bedridden, a good handful have had jobs, many drive cars and some can even muster the strength to stand up to cook.
Hell, even Steven Assanti can manage to clean the litterbox, which I'm certain Amber has yet to attempt.
It's easy to feel "independent" when you have a trusty thumbservant at your beck and call.
ETA: Now that I think about it, a "Beckyisms" thread might be almost as entertaining as the Amberisms one, if it includes "dead relatives, gassy ghosts and possum tales".
The combination of arrogance and denial is astounding. While some are bedridden, a good handful have had jobs, many drive cars and some can even muster the strength to stand up to cook.
Hell, even Steven Assanti can manage to clean the litterbox, which I'm certain Amber has yet to attempt.
It's easy to feel "independent" when you have a trusty thumbservant at your beck and call.
Wait, was this her birth-aunt? Cause I think this rule only applies to birth-aunts.
ETA: Now that I think about it, a "Beckyisms" thread might be almost as entertaining as the Amberisms one, if it includes "dead relatives, gassy ghosts and possum tales".
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She did say she preferred black men when she was straight 
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I wish autists would stop trying to "shut her down"
Fuck, she could get wiped off the face of the internet and she'd still eat herself to death. Trying to get rid of her isn't a moral action, it's a-logging in its purest form. Michael is a parasite, not as bad as Amber, but still a parasite who can't better himself and relies on Amber to prove that he's not that bad when he's still gaining after WLS and still a useless cunt. At least when she's posting her drawn-out suicide, it can serve as a cautionary tale at most and, more honestly, entertainment at least.
Fuck, she could get wiped off the face of the internet and she'd still eat herself to death. Trying to get rid of her isn't a moral action, it's a-logging in its purest form. Michael is a parasite, not as bad as Amber, but still a parasite who can't better himself and relies on Amber to prove that he's not that bad when he's still gaining after WLS and still a useless cunt. At least when she's posting her drawn-out suicide, it can serve as a cautionary tale at most and, more honestly, entertainment at least.
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Once Al dies, Michael is going to have to find a new shtick for his YouTube channel. If Michael wants that gravy train still rolling, the last thing he should do is “cancel” her. Maybe Michael will become a social justice crusader and try and spin everything as either racist or homophobic? Seriously though, given a bit more time and desperation, we could have another lolcow.
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Maybe he could also try to get to a normal BMI.
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Just wanted to note that it's the one month-iversary of 
daily uploads.
This is the longest she has stuck to any challenge in the history of her youtube channel.
daily uploads. This is the longest she has stuck to any challenge in the history of her youtube channel.
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Gosh I'm so proud of her. She's tried so hard, you guize and look at her go! Now we know.... some of the boring random shit that she probably just cuts out normally. Yay....Just wanted to note that it's the one month-iversary of
This is the longest she has stuck to any challenge in the history of her youtube channel.
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Pics from Eric's latest video
That arm tho...
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Can't tell if her hair is clean or if she used that flat iron on it.
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Holy shit. What in tarnation is going on with her arm in that 2nd pic? I can't wrap my mind around it.
Like what makes one's body, when figuring out places to store double portions of rice and jumbo packs of Reese's Cups, decide to just skip over the forearm and create a comically oversized upper arm? It's like a fleshy blimp sitting atop a rutabaga.
It almost looks painful, like she's been wearing a tourniquet just below her elbow for a week. Truly bizarre.
Also those crayon drawings displayed on the fridge and the trash bin piled high with overflowing garbage behind her really elevates Becky's exceptional aesthetic.
Edit: spelling is hard gorls, but I'm getting right back up on that bike
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Don’t tell me this bitch outgrew her cardigans, god save us all from this monstrosity.
Side not, if you took her chokers and put them on a healthy weight women it would be a small or normal size necklace, it’s time to give it up, gorl.
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Every time I see her latest pics,she manages to gain weight and make me say wtf. Jesus Christ it's astounding. We're watching a snuff film at this point
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St. Michael the drama channel
Defend us in battle
Be our defense against the wickedness and snares of Big AL
May God expose her we humbly pray
And to thou, O Prince of the Heavenly host
By the power of God, cast into hell Amber and all the evil spirits who prowl about the world seeking the ruin of souls
Amen.
Her posture is straight out of a Bigfoot sighting.
Defend us in battle
Be our defense against the wickedness and snares of Big AL
May God expose her we humbly pray
And to thou, O Prince of the Heavenly host
By the power of God, cast into hell Amber and all the evil spirits who prowl about the world seeking the ruin of souls
Amen.
Her posture is straight out of a Bigfoot sighting.
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And she says she stays at 57x elbees. Yeah I am not fooled.
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I think at this point we won't know about her being over 600 until we fish up her obituary or news article about how EMT's had to tear down the wall to remove a 632 pound youtube corpse.
Think any youtubers are going to post videos about how sad it is she died?
Think any youtubers are going to post videos about how sad it is she died?
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of course all the vultures come out