Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 555 15.7%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,638 74.5%

  • Total voters
    3,542
It's for teens and insta thots, our gorl is neither. Although I imagine she thinks she is.

That's her dream-self --
100 elbee skinny ethot legend, parroting memes and phrases while taking half naked selfies with delicious food she'll throw up after eating in beautiful places. A face full of filler and expensive makeup, cute trendy clothes that arent 6XL and fit without popping seams
Listening to men fawn over her hourglass frame, tig ol biddies and dat (not a shelf) asszzzz and women wishing to be her
 
emspex... please tell me you've been planning on feeding our Dear (Feeder) Leader some deetz (when we finally get anything worth reviewing) so that he can do more videos/updates on Hamber and Canadian Hamber. Your previous work on getting Feeder Null up to speed on these lovely speds was great and I'm hoping for more.

What's he gonna stream about, AL pawing through her purse and fridge or Chantal's late night streams, where she talks about her cats and farts? Both are boring as fuck right now.
 
What's he gonna stream about, AL pawing through her purse and fridge or Chantal's late night streams, where she talks about her cats and farts? Both are boring as fuck right now.
So true. Both nasty cows that have out lasted their m.ilk production. The teats are dry.

Those Snapchat filters work harder than anybody in the entire Gay Daycare.
Including Rickie.
It's telling that even the poor filter can't keep up anymore. I LOVE when she uses the glasses one and you can tell the filter doesn't quite know where to put the frames because the face slimming filter is doing everything in it's power to slim her face enough that the frames don't look like they're cutting into her flesh. And, she posts that stupid shit anyway. SC filters are re.tarded at virtually every level, even more so in the enormous beetus paws of our gorl.
 
What's he gonna stream about, AL pawing through her purse and fridge or Chantal's late night streams, where she talks about her cats and farts? Both are boring as fuck right now.
Amber graced us with her Burger King mukbang the last time he did a stream on her. Maybe if he announces another one she'll upload a mukbang of equal or greater value.
 
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Ambers throwing another pity party on Instagram.
 
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Ambers throwing another pity party on Instagram.
Victimlynn is in full force today.
The only way to soothe her soul is with her one true love; food.
Also, Hambert, if you are whining and trying to garner sympathy about your “mentals”, why not upload a current video talking about your current mental state, instead of one that’s a month behind? For all your viewers know, you could have used the rest of this month to do some self-reflection and stopped some self-destructive habits.
We all know you would never do that as it requires honest effort, but still.
 
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Ambers throwing another pity party on Instagram.

Sweet Joseph and Mary, she's either loonier than the goddamn moon or she's doing this on purpose. This is textbook abuser speak, not in the way that people usually mean, but in the way that if you told me this was a quote from baby's first abnormal psych textbook and was intentionally exaggerated to make it so obvious what a manipulative cunt was that even Helen Keller could see, I'd believe you. If someone sent me this and said it was the words of their abusive husband who's spent three terms in prison for domestic abuse, I would doubt that person because this is so fucking on the nose that I would otherwise refuse to believe that a real person unironically wrote these words.

But no, it's Amber and I don't know. For someone who apparently is so knowlegable and has a lifetime's worth of experience with abusers, how the fuck can she write this and not see how glaringly obviously manipulative this is? I want to say there is no way, but there is a singular way, and that is only Amberlynn.
 
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Ambers throwing another pity party on Instagram.
When someone is constantly putting me down and criticizing me to the point where I don't even feel human anymore.... that's when I know it's time to take that person aside and share deeply personal pain and really open myself up and be vulnerable. That'll make it better. How could that possibly go wrong?
 
Ambers throwing another pity party on Instagram.

amber. you have a lot of growing up to do. to expose yourself on the internet to 'thousands and thousands' of people, showing yourself at your very most vulnerable is beyond naive and gd idiotic. you complain about getting hate and people not taking you and your issues seriously. i think we all are waiting for you to start taking yourself seriously, because you are playing with your life and you are too blind to see. grow up! you have only one life.

(edited to add more stuff cause am dumb and hit post too soon)
 
It would not surprise me if our gorl was a huge TJ Maxx fan. I would think she more or less shops at Ross.

Random Question: Is it just me or does Hamber rarely eat steak? If I had the kind of money Hamber has and the time her fat ass has, you would best believe I wouldn't be eating cheap food from Walmart. I am not making six figures now and I don't even shop at Wally World.
Meh nothing wrong with Walmart especially if you're frugal. What's wrong with Amber is that she exclusively buys canned, premade, instant and/or frozen foods. At large Walmart supercenters there are grocery sections that sell fresh fruit and vegetables as well as meat and seafood/fish. She just doesn't have the first clue how to cook and wants stuff that's easy to throw into a pan and then dump into her gaping maw.
 
I have to admit though that I have a notable degree of misplaced excitement in seeing what she considers "serious mental health problems." It's misplaced because I doubt it'll actually be in the video and I'm sure she's just trying to get those clicks, but I really do hope she pretends to have mood swings on cameras. She'll be laughing one moment, then fake crying, then laughing again with Room worthy acting. Maybe she's learned that bipolar disorder can manifest with psychosis and will pretend to have a breakdown. I really want to see her playing charades and trying to convince us that she's seeing shit or hearing voices. But she'll probably just stuff her face, drop another "MMM MENTAL THINGS GUIZ," and leave it at that.
 
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