Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[ChubbyChaser]

But why buy the expensive makeup she’s not going to wear? She could be like Amy Slaton she sits at home all day doing nothing she could be watching makeup tutorials and learning.

 

[Twinkie]

gorl it's still trash

also those are a bunch of samples which are terribly, terribly wasteful to begin with.

better luck next time envirolynn

 

[Birthday Dickpunch]

That's not even particularly interesting packaging. I swear all of her taste is in her fat mouth, and even that's bad.

 

[xoxo_gossipgorl]

I know this is from a very old video but I just rewatched it and look at the disappearing act she does to that egg roll.

 

[Alpo_Farts36]

Was watching some Barcroft “mini-doc” about this land whale attempting to have the world’s largest hips - her legs look like what I imagine Hamber’s legs to look like.

The video says she is only 500lbs and never mentioned height.


For those interested in the source

 

[THEY’RE CODEPENDANT]

ALR keeps slipping my mind so I haven’t kept up with her so much and it sort of makes me sad because I kind of just love the people in the threads because you guys have some very thunk-provoking thoughts.

I’m sure this has been brought up before but, do you think part of why Amber is so comfortable being so terribly deathly ill is because she has never known a life being somewhat healthy? People of a normal weight have their own struggles and pains sometimes but I wonder if she truly just doesn’t know how much more comfortable being thinner would be. We’ve all speculated how much physical pain she must be in, I seriously cannot imagine how frustrating it must be to get out of breath walking around the house or even bathing must be at a weight like that. I think comfort for her is that fleeting high of a carb and sugar rush but you know that feeling of a really full stomach after like thanksgiving or something and how if you eat too much it can be physically painful? Is her stomach just really stretched out and she doesn’t feel that pain? Has she grown so accustomed to the weight straining on her bones and joints that she doesn’t feel it like we would think she does? Is her age also helping her along with some of the pain management? If she had been at a healthy weight in her life before would she have a different mind set about it?

I’m asking because when I watch her videos or read her posts when she actually talks about the struggles of being overweight, it seems like she’s only reiterating what other overweight people have talked/written about and it doesn’t feel genuine coming from her. Besides the clearly obvious struggles she has like not being able to go anywhere or getting out of breath standing up and not being able to bathe, the other struggles she talks about don’t seem to apply to her. She doesn’t really have to do anything so she isn’t really struggling, you know what I mean? Like, I don’t think she even wants to go experience life and do normal people things because she’s never really been able to. I think she said before that when she was around 400 pounds or something she went to Disneyland and that she could ride a rollercoaster but that doesn’t seem like something Amber would even want to do, plus I can’t imagine that she would be willing/able to stand in line very long for a ride at a place like that even at 400 pounds because those areas are generally super hot and crowded and it involves a ton of walking around. I just don’t think she even wants to do anything, and since she hasn’t actually gotten to do much in her life she doesn’t care that she physically can’t because it doesn’t matter to her and it’s not “fun” for her. Fun for Amber is picking up snacks and watching movies and driving to more places for snacks and movies. I bet growing up, a fun and happy day for her was one where everyone got to sit around with their favorite snacks and dinners and watch cartoons while her family did smack in the other room.

 

[Twinkie]

Amberlynn said that when she was a child her nickname was "the golden child" because she spent so much time playing outside that she was very deep tan. She said that although she was always big she was very active when young, that she loved riding her bike and scooter, and she even enjoyed camping.

There's a picture of YoungLynn on a scooter or bike, I forget which. This doesn't prove that everything she claimed is true. But I do think there was a time when she was active and not in pain. Although she has always been very fat, I do believe she has experienced what it feels like to be fairly comfortable in her body, to be pain-free, and active. But like her drug-addict parents, she decided that meth food was more important than those things.

I'm sure it was traumatic to be taken from her parents but the fact is, that was her shot to overcome her genetics. Being made ward of the state granted her access to tons of professionals, all free. She had every opportunity to turn it around. So many adults were bending over backwards trying to save her stupid ass, for years. But she chose to essentially "cheat" and game the system like her parents did. They ended up in IRL prison and Amberlynn ended up in blubber prison.

 

[CarbieDoll]

I know this is from a very old video but I just rewatched it and look at the disappearing act she does to that egg roll.

Gorl sure can deep throat, I'm surprised she's only done it to food

 

[raritycunt]

New theory before her August 31st vid goes up: it’s going to be absolutely nothing. No admission of weight or stopping her visits to the psychiatrist or any hiatus, her social media warning to the haydurs is going to be just as clickbaity as the title; 17 seconds of “you guys might not like this but...I’m gonna dye my rat hair blonde! ” and the rest of the video will be her eating microwaved sausage. She just wants to build up the hype so she can get more views when it finally releases, lahhying cunt.
Is there a rating opposite of optimistic? Pessimist rating?

I agree with this, I think it’s either going to be her announcing a break OR absolute nothing. She’s gotten everyone talking about todays video and she knows people are gonna tune in no matter what it is so it’s only predictable that it’s just her talking about something mundane.

 

[Francis Dollarhyde]

Anyone else suddenly reminded of the shaving scene from Cabin Fever?

Spoiler

Damn, thought I was in the Ronahan thread.

 

[Xenomorph]

That looks so fucking stupid.

 

[Harkonnendometriosis]

Amber snapchatted this shitty collage she made to show off her make-up packaging through the years that was too good to throw away, when make-up Christmas gifts from Becky's family go right into the trash. View attachment 915106View attachment 915102

Also, the stupid reddit mod compared more of her own art to this in an effort to show off that she can do shading. Won't post that because that's probably what she wants.

I'll take my mad on the internet ratings but jesus christ on a crisp. She is almost 30 and believes gluing trash packaging from makeup into a composition notebook is meaningful and visionary. Waiting for the "people aren't supporteeeeeen my art" insta post. I'm going to set myself on fire.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

Was watching some Barcroft “mini-doc” about this land whale attempting to have the world’s largest hips - her legs look like what I imagine Hamber’s legs to look like.

The video says she is only 500lbs and never mentioned height.
View attachment 915114

For those interested in the source

She's 5'2". CONINCIDENCE??
Her Wiki

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

I'll take my mad on the internet ratings but jesus christ on a crisp. She is almost 30 and believes gluing trash packaging from makeup into a composition notebook is meaningful and visionary. Waiting for the "people aren't supporteeeeeen my art" insta post. I'm going to set myself on fire.

Sure, she's aging to 30 based on existence outside of the womb
Sure, she's aged her body to 72 w/arthritis
Really though, she's a chubby 14 year old girl, mentally. This is what they do.

I liken it to being 15 and watching the MTV Music Awards, the VMAs. Suddenly by 20-21 I was like "eh I don't care I have more important shit to do". Amber is constantly bombarded with this teen-tier shit via YouTube because this bitch is hOuSeBoUnD

 

[you hurt my syke]

View attachment 915114

Its only cuz she's swollen guyz, look at those dainty little feet

 

[Snusmumriken]

ALR keeps slipping my mind so I haven’t kept up with her so much and it sort of makes me sad because I kind of just love the people in the threads because you guys have some very thunk-provoking thoughts.

I’m sure this has been brought up before but, do you think part of why Amber is so comfortable being so terribly deathly ill is because she has never known a life being somewhat healthy? People of a normal weight have their own struggles and pains sometimes but I wonder if she truly just doesn’t know how much more comfortable being thinner would be. We’ve all speculated how much physical pain she must be in, I seriously cannot imagine how frustrating it must be to get out of breath walking around the house or even bathing must be at a weight like that. I think comfort for her is that fleeting high of a carb and sugar rush but you know that feeling of a really full stomach after like thanksgiving or something and how if you eat too much it can be physically painful? Is her stomach just really stretched out and she doesn’t feel that pain? Has she grown so accustomed to the weight straining on her bones and joints that she doesn’t feel it like we would think she does? Is her age also helping her along with some of the pain management? If she had been at a healthy weight in her life before would she have a different mind set about it?

I’m asking because when I watch her videos or read her posts when she actually talks about the struggles of being overweight, it seems like she’s only reiterating what other overweight people have talked/written about and it doesn’t feel genuine coming from her. Besides the clearly obvious struggles she has like not being able to go anywhere or getting out of breath standing up and not being able to bathe, the other struggles she talks about don’t seem to apply to her. She doesn’t really have to do anything so she isn’t really struggling, you know what I mean? Like, I don’t think she even wants to go experience life and do normal people things because she’s never really been able to. I think she said before that when she was around 400 pounds or something she went to Disneyland and that she could ride a rollercoaster but that doesn’t seem like something Amber would even want to do, plus I can’t imagine that she would be willing/able to stand in line very long for a ride at a place like that even at 400 pounds because those areas are generally super hot and crowded and it involves a ton of walking around. I just don’t think she even wants to do anything, and since she hasn’t actually gotten to do much in her life she doesn’t care that she physically can’t because it doesn’t matter to her and it’s not “fun” for her. Fun for Amber is picking up snacks and watching movies and driving to more places for snacks and movies. I bet growing up, a fun and happy day for her was one where everyone got to sit around with their favorite snacks and dinners and watch cartoons while her family did smack in the other room.

This is the lady Amberlynn always reminds me of whenever I see her pushing her body past its limit with utter nonchalance.
Just imagine yourself for a second. Surrounded, purely smothered in your own feces living in a rat's nest and eating cold canned soup with a shit smeared spoon. The thought alone makes you feel a little mad, doesn't it? Even the mental image makes you uncomfortable.
But you're sane.
I'm not arguing that Amber is as psychotic as the poop lady but I am arguing that after a lifetime of numbing out her brain with a daily agenda of sleep; fast food; more fast food; snacks; sleep, the constant junk and zero brain stimulation doesn't make her feel uncomfortable like it would a normal person. It doesn't make her feel good, I don't think, but it makes her feel normal and normal is good. Same story in this clip, the nightmarish environment doesn't affect this lady because she grew up in it and it's normal. And unfortunately they're both lacking the few braincells it takes to realize normal in your experience is not always normal to the rest of the world, and certainly it can oftentimes be bad.
That's just one of many reasons why Amber will never be able to lose more than ten pounds on her own, twenty if she's particularly manic. It's too much of a change and she has less than zero desire to change or grow up. She's actively against it. In her thirties and being so accustomed to doing literally nothing at all times, that desire is never going to come to her.

TL;DR she gon' die fat in purgatory between discomfort and fulfillment, such is the fate of Amberlynn. Bets on when it'll happen? I'm still thinking 2025.

 

[starbucks]

This is the lady Amberlynn always reminds me of whenever I see her pushing her body past its limit with utter nonchalance.
Just imagine yourself for a second. Surrounded, purely smothered in your own feces living in a rat's nest and eating cold canned soup with a shit smeared spoon. The thought alone makes you feel a little mad, doesn't it? Even the mental image makes you uncomfortable.
But you're sane.
I'm not arguing that Amber is as psychotic as the poop lady but I am arguing that after a lifetime of numbing out her brain with a daily agenda of sleep; fast food; more fast food; snacks; sleep, the constant junk and zero brain stimulation doesn't make her feel uncomfortable like it would a normal person. It doesn't make her feel good, I don't think, but it makes her feel normal and normal is good. Same story in this clip, the nightmarish environment doesn't affect this lady because she grew up in it and it's normal. And unfortunately they're both lacking the few braincells it takes to realize normal in your experience is not always normal to the rest of the world, and certainly it can oftentimes be bad.
That's just one of many reasons why Amber will never be able to lose more than ten pounds on her own, twenty if she's particularly manic. It's too much of a change and she has less than zero desire to change or grow up. She's actively against it. In her thirties and being so accustomed to doing literally nothing at all times, that desire is never going to come to her.

TL;DR she gon' die fat in purgatory between discomfort and fulfillment, such is the fate of Amberlynn. Bets on when it'll happen? I'm still thinking 2025.

This would be a dream come true for Chantal Foodie Beauty

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

Amber will never lose weight because aside from being incredibly stupid, weight loss is A. Not fun, especially for short females who don't burn many calories in the first place and B. a serious commitment. Like the kind of commitment you put into a damn marriage. Every choice you make is affected. Workouts take priority over other things you would be doing. If you have pain in a certain area, you may not slack off. You will find an alternate workout. Food is weighed, measured and logged. You feel like crap today and would rather eat a box of mac and cheese? Nope, fatty, you are still having a salad with low cal dressing and a boiled egg for protein. Your friends are meeting up at a restaurant, and you want to socialize? You're having black coffee and pasting a smile on your fat face. Will she embrace the daily suffering in order to become healthy? She will not. Delusion is easier in the short term and there's no way in hell Hamber is taking the long view.

 

[raritycunt]

Amber snapchatted this shitty collage she made to show off her make-up packaging through the years that was too good to throw away, when make-up Christmas gifts from Becky's family go right into the trash. View attachment 915106View attachment 915102

Also, the stupid reddit mod compared more of her own art to this in an effort to show off that she can do shading. Won't post that because that's probably what she wants.

This is the kind of thing people her age do with kids in the family, if her and beckys nephews sat around and did this then yeah okay I’d get it but her on her own? No mama.

Edited because I can’t spell for shit

 

[ADHD]

What? No shelf pats for actually using up a page in one of her billion notebooks?