Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[sweaty chafing thighs]

What I'm failing to understand is if she has as much money saved up as she claims - why hasn't she moved out? Why hasn't she purchased a better car? A house? Hell, even an apartment or townhome? All she has to show for her money is Torrid, Target, and Wommart hauls along with occasional trips to Lexington and a fuckload of garbage food. I don't think she has money saved up, I think she's eating her money (so to speak, although I'd love to see that) off camera.

 

[clusterfuckk]

The rescue team (firefighters, paramedics etc) always do what’s safest for them. They don’t hesitate to tear down walls and shit to make it safer for them to extract Harambe (rip) from her enclosure. The damage done is on the owner financially. As someone else said, they need to have space for the team to be on either side (or get their excavator) in to get the bloated corpse out.

Edit: spelling

 

[DubbleBubble]

What I'm failing to understand is if she has as much money saved up as she claims - why hasn't she moved out? Why hasn't she purchased a better car? A house? Hell, even an apartment or townhome? All she has to show for her money is Torrid, Target, and Wommart hauls along with occasional trips to Lexington and a fuckload of garbage food. I don't think she has money saved up, I think she's eating her money (so to speak, although I'd love to see that) off camera.

While I'm willing to bet she hasn't saved a damn thing either, it is possible she literally does not know what to spend money on and is sitting on a mountain of youtube bucks. It's that ghetto millionaire problem. All she's ever known is cheap garbage, so even when she flaunts her money and goes on sprees, she's not really spending that much money. Anything more than spending money in the moment on things she knows is alien to her. That's why she doesn't invest in anything, improve upon or upgrade her living arrangement/transport, go to REAL doctors or even do something as basic as eat at a proper restaurant that doesnt have a drive through. She does what she knows.

 

[Francis Dollarhyde]

The homeowner would. That would be the case in pretty much every country. He could then seek reimbursement from Becky or Amberlynn's estate (lol as if she would've established an estate)

Homeowners pretty much everywhere have to pay up themselves, getting their money back is anywhere from not a guarantee to lol fuck you.
Where I live, getting money from those that inherit is a big problem, and getting any from them if all refuse the inheritance is never gonna happen.

 

[Dry Gorl]

While I'm willing to bet she hasn't saved a damn thing either, it is possible she literally does not know what to spend money on and is sitting on a mountain of youtube bucks. It's that ghetto millionaire problem. All she's ever known is cheap garbage, so even when she flaunts her money and goes on sprees, she's not really spending that much money. Anything more than spending money in the moment on things she knows is alien to her. That's why she doesn't invest in anything, improve upon or upgrade her living arrangement/transport, go to REAL doctors or even do something as basic as eat at a proper restaurant that doesnt have a drive through. She does what she knows.

Her bank account has a limit on how much she can spend in a day and she's too lazy to call and change it. AL + Becky are 12 year olds in the bodies of adults and going to a bank, making adult purchases, looking at homes/cars, taking out mortgage, etc.... Those things are soooooo far from their minds. They do nothing but color and play video games all day ffs!

 

[ducktales4gameboy]

It's that part of the cycle again. Reopen the poll with the same options.

 

[Cloven hoofed sitchuashun]

It's that part of the cycle again. Reopen the poll with the same options.

Stage 4, cycle has completed. By my calculations we've completed 2 cycles this year?

 

[C3PBRO]

From victimlynn to snarkylynn

I can't decide how to feel about this one. I regularly default to any positivity she gets "in private" being a load of hot BS, but her gaslight game has gotten pretty strong with continued practice.

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

Her bank account has a limit on how much she can spend in a day and she's too lazy to call and change it. AL + Becky are 12 year olds in the bodies of adults and going to a bank, making adult purchases, looking at homes/cars, taking out mortgage, etc.... Those things are soooooo far from their minds. They do nothing but color and play video games all day ffs!

But even if that were the case, if they were to attempt to do a big girl chore like purchasing a car the dealership would tell them to go directly to their bank. Hamber and Necky might be morons, but the people working at banks and dealerships deal with idiots like them all day long. Either they don't have the money or they just don't give a shit enough to bother.

 

[Concerned Vagino-American]

But she's likely to die in the bedroom because she spends 99% of her time there.

I'd say 95% chance she dies on pillow mountain, 5% chance on the toilet.

What goes in must go out...

 

[Captain Ahab]

Gorl is too fat to spend her money. She can’t splurge on high-end clothes and accessories causes she’s too fat to fit into anything. She can’t travel internationally. She can’t fly to any major city where she could spend money on fancy hotels and restaurants. Even buying a house would most likely be too much for her. And it’s not like she can move far. It would take so much effort. She’d have to fly a couple of times to check out the houses, do all the scaaawwwwwy adult stuff, like mortgage and banking and lawyers and paperwork...

She definitely has a ton of savings. Not enough to live comfortably more than a couple of,years without working but she ain’t gonna starve anytime soon.

 

[Xenomorph]

Gorl is too fat to spend her money. She can’t splurge on high-end clothes and accessories causes she’s too fat to fit into anything. She can’t travel internationally. She can’t fly to any major city where she could spend money on fancy hotels and restaurants. Even buying a house would most likely be too much for her. And it’s not like she can move far. It would take so much effort. She’d have to fly a couple of times to check out the houses, do all the scaaawwwwwy adult stuff, like mortgage and banking and lawyers and paperwork...

She definitely has a ton of savings. Not enough to live comfortably more than a couple of,years without working but she ain’t gonna starve anytime soon.

So long as she has enough to support her habit shes fine.

 

[ImJustAbitSwollen]

amberlynn is always calling out people for " not making there own content"

cunt what do you have to say about that new intro? its literally the exact same as Erics new one.

Originalynn Reid.

 

[deathfatcoffins]

This has got to be a fucking record.
4 hours.
She published the video late and 4 hours she filmed a return video because "100s and 100s and 100s of supportive messages"

 

[bev]

I can't decide how to feel about this one. I regularly default to any positivity she gets "in private" being a load of hot BS, but her gaslight game has gotten pretty strong with continued practice.

A lot of people from Reddit (like the one in the screenshot in my earlier post) vent their frustration with Amber's lack of recognition for their supportive posts. Someone even joined KF a few days ago to whine about how she ignored her motivational song recommendation. I'm totally convinced that she receives a steady, significant amount of private supportive messages. Hell, if someone as grotesque as Chantal can have fans, certainly Amber can.

Blame it on the messiah complex. Every one of those people want to be the chosen one to "save" her, since doing so would validate their own beliefs regarding the world (e.g. about fitness+health, inherent good, that people can change, etc) and the ultimate amount of asspats. Almost every channel that's ever reacted to her started off hoping they'd be the ones to get through to her. In her past, Kasey thought that he was saving Amber from homelessness; Krystle from the alleged abuse; Destiny thought she was saving her from depression; and Becky thought she was saving her from the world. Amber just needs to pretend that she doesn't understand why she's in the situation she's in, and someone would be a sucker enough to type a few nice words to send her way.

That being said: whether or not any of those people would support her in a meaningful way when Amber really needs it is an entirely different question altogether.

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh]

Its obvious she'll be back after an month or sooner, she'll need the money and and attention boo boo.

I fucking knew, yes it was obvious she would be back but fuck you i'm doing my victory lap BOO BOO

 

[Twinkie]

Of course she gets genuine support. Any idiot who puts themselves out there is going to get support and in fact the more you're hated the more staunch your support will be.

Literal serial killers get genuine support. And they are probably more appreciative than Amberlynn too

 

[497]

But even if that were the case, if they were to attempt to do a big girl chore like purchasing a car the dealership would tell them to go directly to their bank. Hamber and Necky might be morons, but the people working at banks and dealerships deal with idiots like them all day long. Either they don't have the money or they just don't give a shit enough to bother.

when she said she had money saved for weight loss surgery but maybe life had other plans for her instead I wonder how much she actually had saved. google (like AL probably did) says gastric costs $23,000 which is not a whole lot to live on for long especialy for someone like AL who doesn't budget. I'm not sure if AL would be smart enough to have enough saved for aftercare or if anything went wrong for more surgery. She's only been making this 10k a month the last few years and admits she spends over a $1,000-$2000 month on food just for herself (also add in Becky's food bill), has student loans, maybe medical bills?, rent...and just went on a stayvacation going wild ordering ubereats so there is no way she is saving as much as she could have been.

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

when she said she had money saved for weight loss surgery but maybe life had other plans for her instead I wonder how much she actually had saved. google (like AL probably did) says gastric costs $23,000 which is not a whole lot to live on for long especialy for someone like AL who doesn't budget. I'm not sure if AL would be smart enough to have enough saved for aftercare or if anything went wrong for more surgery. She's only been making this 10k a month the last few years and admits she spends over a $1,000-$2000 month on food just for herself (also add in Becky's food bill), has student loans, maybe medical bills?, rent...and just went on a stayvacation going wild ordering ubereats so there is no way she is saving as much as she could have been.

True, but are we still operating under the assumption that she's paying her student loans and medical bills? Aside from muh mentals, she hasn't been back to any of the doctors she's seen lately and sees the ER more than she sees a PCP. For all we know she's still dodging medical debts.

Man, I really would love a ballpark figure of how much she spent on that staycation (or at least what she admitted to spending on camera).

 

[ADHD]

She's only been making this 10k a month the last few years

IIRC, April 2018 was the first month she reported making 10k/month, so she hasn't been making that for even a year and a half.