Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 552 15.7%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,626 74.5%

  • Total voters
    3,527
It's MichaelBePetty. WhAt A sUrPrIsE.
Wow. What could he possibly say that he hasn't already? All this fat fuck does is talk shit about Amber, throw minor hissy fits about his oppression status, and powerlevel constantly, and it's all online for anyone to see. Not that the people creaming their jeans over him haven't already consumed everything he shits out.
 
If it was someone she knew in real life, it would probably be Aunt Tammie or Kasey. Possibly even Libby (since we haven't heard from her in a while).

It's probably Zachary Michael, MichaelBePetty, Justine, or some other reaction channel.


Okay. I'm not trying to be mean here at all, but who else could have it been besides MichealBePetty?

Oh Lawd, I have to babysit. Okay. Let's do a simple game of "process of elimination: TubbyLynn Edition." Look at our list suspects here, shall we? Let's single out the most obvious answer here:

1. Kasey: Done with the whole PiggyLynn drama and won't touch that shit with a 60 foot pole. He was accused of raping AL, who was a fatty ass bitch even when they were together. After he smartly defended himself from those bullshit allegations, he peaced the fuck out and was rid of that stupid bitch.

2. Krystle: She's too dumb to do anything like that.

3. Dana: Could have been interesting.

4: Lisa from the "guvment job": That really could have been interesting. From what I heard, they chased fat ass HamburgerLynn out of the bathroom and she went every 15 minutes. "Oh...my back and my feet hurrrrrrr!" Fat fuck, lose some weight!!

5. Aunt Tammie: What could she possibly have to say that she hasn't said before.

6: Becky: LOL! That's a laugh. Did Hamber not buy her the right T-Shirt or Snapback? The Thumb is "init2winit69" on a secondary Twitter account, hoping now that she lost 30 pounds and she now looks like Throw Mama From The Train, that someone would come save her ass.

7. Libby: Ain't saying shit.

8: Reaction Channel (s): Yes. We need more views!!! But which one? Who doesn't have much to say, but makes it a fuckin mission to target AL on YouTube while a growing zit encompasses their mouth? Oh.....

Michael B. Petty.

Goodnight everyone, and Happy Friday and have a great weekend!
 
Not that any other reactor at this point is more tolerable or unsurprising.

Shame it wasn't an old sped in The Real Adventures of Hamberlynn.

When will she and Rafe have another fallout so we can get fatty info? They're due for one.

Man I can't wait for some sort of fallout from someone inside the house. However what can they say that we don't already know or can figure out own our own? The drama though would be great.

Also, man that subreddit is probably eating MBP up.
 
It seems Amber isn't getting enough shelf pats.

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Are her and Eric's menstrual cycle's syncing up? He literally just said the same thing in his video today "I"m going through a hard time but I don't want to talk about it."
They're both such whiny bitches. Only difference is everyone is sucking Eric's dick right now.


Yeah, right, Amber will let "us" decide what she should do. Why is she even asking? She's going to do whatever she wants to do regardless.
 
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people will a-log you but really that's the best she can hope for. hell it's the best any of us can hope for 👀
Speak for yourself, I for one hope they bring back the stocks and public punishment. Then let us throw rotting fish at her while keeping a barrel of orange chicken just out of reach. At the very least the smell would improve.
 
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Just lookin' at her recent views. Not surprisingly, the views peaked when Amberlynn announced she would be quitting.. only to return the next day. If you knew you would be coming back, why not just scrap the quitting video and upload something else to continue the "100 days of uploading"?
You answered your own question. That video got more views than anything else she'd been putting out.

Don't you know uploading videos is hard work? Gorl needs her orange chicken shekels.
 
It seems Amber isn't getting enough shelf pats.

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It seems that she has briefly forgotten that the majority of her viewers are trolls. Did she really expect people to say “noooo please take a break we care about you!”
Girl we’re past that. Plus people have been complaining about her shitty content for ages 😂 but now she’s concerned. Y’okay
 
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Just lookin' at her recent views. Not surprisingly, the views peaked when Amberlynn announced she would be quitting.. only to return the next day. If you knew you would be coming back, why not just scrap the quitting video and upload something else to continue the "100 days of uploading"? Amberlynn, die in your sleep you gluttonous pig 🎩

Lol she just planned this whole silly mess for sympathy and views. The last tiny bit of sympathy I had left for her... disappeared.
 
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