Imagine this:
They get a pit. It acts much like Twanko - tolerating Albert, snipping at her face, etc.
Necky has to go and help her mom, leaves Albert alone. The gays can't stand her and also decide to leave, telling her they'll be going out to eat so they can send her into a rage while shes stuck in the shanty, alone and in need of a fix.
She aggressively waddles around the house, each step shaking the foundation, tossing the few things she's able to reach/lift around and throwing a full blown code red tantrum. She's yelling so loudly that you can nearly hear her at the street.
The pit puppy is smart enough to avoid her at first, and he's a little scared, since she's MASSIVE. But then he has to potty, and hes a little hungry. He tentatively comes over, knowing that usually the other feta-smelling cow is the one to approach when in need.
At first Amber pets him, squealing his name in delight. It hurts his ears. But soon, she grows tired of his neediness. SHE needs to pee, too. SHE is hungry, too. The dog can wait. She begins to yell at him, waving her arms around erratically. Is she playing?
He tries. She swats him on the nose, and he loses it. This lump of lard has swatted his nose for the last time.
He tears into her like a scene out of cujo, blood and adipose everywhere. She dies in a pile of both his and her feces/urine on the floor, and he eats as much as he can. It tastes like McDonald's nuggets, but now he has a tummy ache.
All 3 fags return hours later after making sure to hang out without Albert, only to be horrified. Necky has a new story to add to her collection, and its nice 'n juicy. Norma helps her draft a fake will so they get all the YT shekels and put the poor doggo down.
FIN.
The same thing happened to a friend's dog. He can't go to dog parks anymore because he is anxious around other dogs. The owner was one of those idiotic pittie-mom type bitches, the kind who love posting pictures of their toddlers crawling all over their "first baby". Just wait til he chews your kid's face off.
