Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[JambledUpWords]

Someone send her a 5lb bag of sugarfree gummy bears.

I'm serious.

Becky is going to have a nightmare to clean up after that. Considering Al’s mobility, if she doesn’t make it to the bathroom in time, Becky could be laying in a chocolate explosion in their bed (assuming they still share a bed).

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

Becky is going to have a nightmare to clean up after that. Considering Al’s mobility, if she doesn’t make it to the bathroom in time, Becky could be laying in a chocolate explosion in their bed (assuming they still share a bed).

Sure, but for one brief shining moment, she could legit be down 20 lbs. Take THAT, haydurs!

 

[Phalanx]

Judging by the size of the box that is a 60 box macaron collection not a 12;

this is the website as you guys have gathered;

Shop for Macarons Today! Perfect for any occasion!

Need gift ideas? Last minute gifts? Leila Love Macarons are perfect for any occasion!

leilalove.com

you can tell from the box images this is clearly the largest box I no doubt see that she will upload this shit too p.s. $122 that could of been some Norma gas money p.s. I highly doubt no one bought her this shit.

 

[a bootiful jung woman]

$122 that could of been some Norma gas money

Norma doesn't deserve shit anyway.

 

[Cuba Beluga]

I am so burnt out on her scale tirades.
No one ever believes her weigh-ins (with good reason) but she's been hyper focusing on the 600lb rumors for so long that this wildebeest really thinks that being 35 below 600 is an accomplishment. She is delighted with herself whenever she weighs in.

It was hilarious the first 744603 times but at this point I'm drowning in ALR smugness. She contacted the scale manufacturers to prove that she really is 560+ and now she's bragging about it?!? Bruh she's seriously evolving into the most arrogant obese blob of all time

 

[Snusmumriken]

Hey guess what! If you're 600elbees and your "friend" sends you a box of macarons, they're not a very good friends! Like holy shit, that's like having lung cancer and being sent a fancy carton of cigars, that thing is H U G E. So ye I mean it's generally looked down upon to accept a giant box of macarons from some asshole instead of politely declining. Only if you're actually trying to lose weight tho.

Ofc if you want the truth, macarons aren't cheap and only Amber is wasteful enough with her money to buy a box that huge. Nobody in her circle likes her enough to buy that, I have a sneaking suspicion she bought herself a lavish gift and wanted to flex but couldn't without getting accused of being fat and not worth having sex with, hence it was totally a friend who sent it. Anyways.

 

[Cuba Beluga]

Hey guess what! If you're 600elbees and your "friend" sends you a box of macarons, they're not a very good friends! Like holy shit, that's like having lung cancer and being sent a fancy carton of cigars, that thing is H U G E. So ye I mean it's generally looked down upon to accept a giant box of macarons from some asshole instead of politely declining. Only if you're actually trying to lose weight tho.

Ofc if you want the truth, macarons aren't cheap and only Amber is wasteful enough with her money to buy a box that huge. Nobody in her circle likes her enough to buy that, I have a sneaking suspicion she bought herself a lavish gift and wanted to flex but couldn't without getting accused of being fat and not worth having sex with, hence it was totally a friend who sent it. Anyways.

Kind of like giving the gift of fentanyl to a heroin addict what a pal.

 

[Phalanx]

Hey guess what nigga their scales are broken too if they are. A manufacturer does not exactly design a signifies a fault to have it not appear or constantly show if it is not faulty, its kind of the point for the manufacturers to install that as a protocol.

Also you dont think "Hey Amber you fat cunt, you know how you been eating FUCKING CONSTANTLY like a black hole and not moving, yet I have been 564 for fucking 8 months"

We are going to see her buy a new scale and get the shock of her lyffeee

 

[Cuba Beluga]

... AND?! Congrats, your scale is accurate when it says you weigh more than some literal whales
You really earned those macarons, girl!

 

[Damaged Goods]

... AND?! Congrats, your scale is accurate when it says you weigh more than some literal whales
You really earned those macarons, girl!

I wonder what poor Nikki thinks about the sudden influx of questions about the H on that particular scale model

 

[Snusmumriken]

I love when she goes insane trying to prove herself over some trivial shit. It must drive her crazy when she actually tells the truth once in a blue moon and people don't believe her about it. As if she has given us no reason to doubt anything she says.

 

[Cuba Beluga]

I love when she goes insane trying to prove herself over some trivial shit. It must drive her crazy when she actually tells the truth once in a blue moon and people don't believe her about it. As if she has given us no reason to doubt anything she says.

I think it's her sad little attempt at a manipulation tactic. She's trying to deflect from her serious misdeeds by overdoing it the few times she thinks she can.
It seems she can explain herself for weeks over the most mundane accusations like her knuckles but is totally silent when she's accused of something like pretending to be suicidal for a video or a GoFundMe scam
She's the most pathetic narcissist of all time.

 

[Binge_n_purrrg]

Being so squashed into that car is not comfortable I'm sure. Her fat is pressed up against everything and I imagine she really can't shift position.

Edited to add : She has told us before that the seat belt buckle contraption situation bruises her thigh.

We all know this fat fuck can afford a large SUV. Wouldn’t that help? Not that I really care about her comfort, I just have common sense.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

I am so burnt out on her scale tirades.
No one ever believes her weigh-ins (with good reason) but she's been hyper focusing on the 600lb rumors for so long that this wildebeest really thinks that being 35 below 600 is an accomplishment. She is delighted with herself whenever she weighs in.

It was hilarious the first 744603 times but at this point I'm drowning in ALR smugness. She contacted the scale manufacturers to prove that she really is 560+ and now she's bragging about it?‽ Bruh she's seriously evolving into the most arrogant obese blob of all time

New rule: If your scale reads anything +/- 5% of 600 lbs, then you're 600 lbs.

Spoiler: math sperging

We can extrapolate so we're not just being fatphobic or whatever. If you weigh between 95 and 105 lbs, then for all intents and purposes you're 100 lbs.

Likewise, you're allowed to refer to yourself as 200 lbs even if your scale reads as much as 210 lbs, but you also don't get to brag about your weightloss until you're down to 190.

The point is, any fluctuation within 5% is irrelevant and no one cares about it.

Call it Gargorl's Law.

 

[Xenomorph]

... AND?! Congrats, your scale is accurate when it says you weigh more than some literal whales
You really earned those macarons, girl!

And? You're still 25 pounds away from 600

 

[Damaged Goods]

New rule: If your scale reads anything +/- 5% of 600 lbs, then you're 600 lbs.

Spoiler: math sperging

We can extrapolate so we're not just being fatphobic or whatever. If you weigh between 95 and 105 lbs, then for all intents and purposes you're 100 lbs.

Likewise, you're allowed to refer to yourself as 200 lbs even if your scale reads as much as 210 lbs, but you also don't get to brag about your weightloss until you're down to 190.

The point is, any fluctuation within 5% is irrelevant and no one cares about it.

Call it Gargorl's Law.

Gorl, that's not how this works. That's not how any of this works and you know it!

497 is nowhere NEAR 500. Therefore 575 is nowhere near 600. Just like 89 lbs can be rounded up to 100 when it's about weight loss. It makes perfect sense this way. You absolutely are fatphobic if you refuse to see the truth in this simple and perfectly logical system.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

Gorl, that's not how this works. That's not how any of this works and you know it!

497 is nowhere NEAR 500. Therefore 575 is nowhere near 600. Just like 89 lbs can be rounded up to 100 when it's about weight loss. It makes perfect sense this way. You absolutely are fatphobic if you refuse to see the truth in this simple and perfectly logical system.

You're right. I'm deeply ashamed of myself for momentarily enforcing toxic and unrealistic beauty standards.

Excuse me while I go flagellate myself with some Twizzlers.

We all know this fat fuck can afford a large SUV. Wouldn’t that help? Not that I really care about her comfort, I just have common sense.

She'd never get in and out of it. She can barely hoist herself onto a scale.

 

[Damaged Goods]

You're right. I'm deeply ashamed of myself for momentarily enforcing toxic and unrealistic beauty standards.

Excuse me while I go flagellate myself with some Twizzlers.

Good. Don't forget to numb the pain afterwards with a pint of Ben&Jerry's ice cream and a family size bag of Lay's chips at the very least

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Do you guys think people are sending shit to Amber via Eric’s P.O. Box? The address on the box of Macarons says Illinois so it’s not some adventurous Kentucky bakery.

I was thinking it may have came in her Trisha Paytas box. Then it just sat there because it's covered in words she can't pronounce and she probably thought it was eye shadow. Then she decided she would eat the eye shadow, and surprise! Cookies the colors of eye shadows.

eta: Oh shit. There are cookie subscription boxes...

 

[idosometimes]

SNAPCHAT

REALITY

But they are exactly the same. The first one looks like an Eric Cartman glamour shot. The second one look like real life Eric Cartman.

She is beyond angles and filters. Everything she does makes it look like a kid ran it through Kai's Power Tools. Everything is wavy and bulbous.

It was hilarious the first 744603 times but at this point I'm drowning in ALR smugness. She contacted the scale manufacturers to prove that she really is 560+ and now she's bragging about it?‽ Bruh she's seriously evolving into the most arrogant obese blob of all time

It is the best she can do. She knows another 90 pound drop is not in the cards now, so she will continue to revel in her "success" of maintaining around 560 pounds. When she drops a pound, it will be celebration video. If she gets back up to 570, then she make all kinds of excuses about stress from Becky situation.

As unthinkable as it sounds, this may be her plateau. Stress might add a bit, but as long as she is walking and has other things to do, she may be unable to seriously gain without effort.