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Big Al's ability to write fiction sucks as hard as it always has I see.......
Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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Big Al's ability to write fiction sucks as hard as it always has I see.......
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They've stuffed her in there like a squishy toy or bean bag. You know they've fought like hell getting her in the car.
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It looks like she has pinned to her chest the ribbon she won at the county fair for shittiest tits on a pig.
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One word gorlfriend.... gravity. Dat nebulous fat creeping down her legs and over-rolllling her ankles ain't due to any dainty ankle bracelet/choker. It's due to the fat fuck laws of the universe, specifically gravity in this case, cuz dat shit simply has nowhere else to go.
Only gonna get worse. Veinous ulcerations ahead. (Google it, I ain't posting dat nasty shit here.)
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This is what I was sort of going to say, too.
I don't doubt for a second that Bigass Ham is watching foul sloppy feeder porn on her dirty laptop in bed all day, that's the only part I believe. But Necky drifting by and this conversation between them? lmao never happened. Hamber just wanted to namedrop another Youtewb Stawr in a Snap Story and also make herself and Begster look like a cutesy couple at the same time. That exchange sounds barf and the two of them barely interact or even look at each other all day.
More likely? Hamber is stuffing her face with Reeses' or kettle chips on her filthy pillow swampheap with Beggy is asleep on the couch or colouring in another room. Das it.
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If she is watching mukbang/feeder shit, it's only for 'research' into what feeders like to see. She'll find some new thing from these channels to integrate into her next mukbang/eat w/ me vid.
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"OtHeR yOuTuBeRs AlWaYs MoAn AnD SlUrP tHeIr FoOd tOo!!" * cunty smug smile *
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Pretty sure- with her addiction to food- watching mukbangs is like watching porn to get aroused- for her. She was probably getting a hit of dopamine and her mouth was wet. All she needed was food to make it orgasmic.
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Imagine seeing her sitting there with some creepy grin on her face while watching another person slurp down crab legs and breakneck speed..gross
Honestly, if you look at the sores on her legs I wouldnt be shocked if she has a few of those already.
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Quick question what differiantes amber from any other on my 600 pound life?
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Remember yall- food isn't a sexual thing for our dainty gorl!
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She has a small hole.
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Begster really been skimping out and acting lazy AF on those cleaning duties.
10-15k a month Youtube "fame"?
Plus she don't need no fancy Dr Now or no weight loss program *lip smack* she knows what works for her
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$10K-$15K a month more like $8K-$12K before taxes, and that's still like Scrooge McDuck's golden-coin-ski-slope to them in that area. She definitely has and will burst higher and has hit that $12K-$15K threshold etc.
She's entering year 2 of this level of approximate earnings, where she may have "grown" into the pay-level. In my own non lesbian-sleepover life, I have associates etc who go from "rags to riches" but then end up with 4 car payments and a fancy new house and a hottub and a jetski. They're taking in $8K-$15K monthly before taxes and plowing through it.
Amber doesn't spend really on jet skis and cars and vacations etc... As others have pointed out she splurges at WalMart, and the Dollar store etc. She has to, HAS to be sitting on a fucking massive pot of gold. I'd wager, $20K-$40K across probably cash and some debit card type items.
She's entering year 2 of this level of approximate earnings, where she may have "grown" into the pay-level. In my own non lesbian-sleepover life, I have associates etc who go from "rags to riches" but then end up with 4 car payments and a fancy new house and a hottub and a jetski. They're taking in $8K-$15K monthly before taxes and plowing through it.
Amber doesn't spend really on jet skis and cars and vacations etc... As others have pointed out she splurges at WalMart, and the Dollar store etc. She has to, HAS to be sitting on a fucking massive pot of gold. I'd wager, $20K-$40K across probably cash and some debit card type items.
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I can't wait for amber to start dunking her food in giant bowls of ranch or cheese during her next mookbong! It's going to be revolting, disgusting, horrifying, and yet you won't be able to look away.
Until she drinks out of the dipping bowl, then we will all collectively vomit.
It's magical creature history month! Will we see a return of Cunt Fatula or will we get a new hysterical costume to grace the farms?
I'm hoping for either an animal costume or maybe a fairy princess thing.
Until she drinks out of the dipping bowl, then we will all collectively vomit.
It's magical creature history month! Will we see a return of Cunt Fatula or will we get a new hysterical costume to grace the farms?
I'm hoping for either an animal costume or maybe a fairy princess thing.
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So we're going with informative responses? Alright alright.
Amber Lynn Reid isn't just any M600PL participant and she isn't just any deathfat. She is the best lolcow.
On M600PL you only get to see fat people attempt to lose weight. You might get a glimpse into their fatlogic and weight-related delusions but you're missing all the personality and drama some of them might have to offer. You watch to see how grotesque their body is and how successful they'll be at losing weight.
If you watch Amber to see her lose weight you'll be sorely disappointed. If you watch her vlogs in order to see what she's up to in her daily life you'll soon be bored to tears. If you tune in just to roll your eyes at her befuddling stupidity and staggering laziness, you're missing out.
Here's why I've been following her for lidural years and can't look away:
- She's convinced she's the greatest person who ever lived in any and all areas of life. She fancies herself a terrific writer and she's her own favorite poet. Yet she's utterly incapable of pronouncing the simplest words or getting the most common phrases and expressions right. She claims this is because she doesn't speak dat gud but when she's writing her vocabulary "magically transforms". It does not. You can see for yourself: not only has she proudly shared many of her atrocious poems, her Wattpad is public too. And it's absolutely hilarious.
- She can't pass up a single opportunity to boast about her many qualities. She goes so far as to say she's the most caring and giving person she knows. Several people who had the displeasure of interacting with her irl have disproven this. Her own statements on social media disprove this. But it doesn't stop her from bragging about herself.
- She wholeheartedly believes she knows everything there is to know about nutrition and weight loss and that her knowledge in this area far surpasses that of actual professionals. She knows best. Out of everyone on earth.
- She'll quit a diet because it doesn't include veggies only to then gorge on junk food for days on end without consuming a single vegetable. She'll quit Weight Watchers because it "allows" her to lose weight by eating fast food and then film a fast-food-based mukbang. She'll quit her job because it was forcing her to sit down for 8h straight only to sit on her couch/bed at home all day.
- She has zero self-awareness and just as much brain power. She occasionally mentions how she's going through something that she isn't willing to share publicly but all you have to do is wait. It inevitably comes out a few weeks later.
- The laaahs and the drama. She can't stop lying and she can't keep her many lies straight either. There are mountains of screenshots of her contradictory statements throughout the years. Her responses to being called out are even more entertaining because she can never admit she was wrong, so she tries to explain away the indefensible. The supply of tea is therefore virtually infinite. Plus, she doesn't surround herself with the nicest people, so drama routinely surfaces around them too.
- She is simultaneously living her best life and being victimized by the universe. Sounds impossible? It isn't, not for out gorl. When Amber dunks on the haydurs, who obsess over her out of envy and bitterness, she's so far above everyone else. When she gets caught in a lie or she's being criticized for something, she'll remind you how hard she had it in foster care. Same with her weight. When people laugh at her or ask her embarrassing questions, she denies any and all obesity-related issues that are disgusting or even gloat about the latest test results she got from her doctor. But when she wants sympathy she cries about all the negative effects her weight has on her life.
- There's probably more but I got tired of typing. Hopefully you get the picture.
- Remembered one more because it's about my favorite quote from her: "I have a small hole." Amber tries to appear dainty and feminine but she's crass and often downright repulsive. I was about to give you examples but I'd need a shower after. Let's just say that she's no stranger to openly discussing sexual acts or details about her body that nobody would ever want to be privy to.
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People like her motivates me to watch my health.
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While it is true she has more like 40k saved the SECOND and I mean the second she breaks her leg and has to go to hospital more, she is FUCKED those bills will eviscerate her savings like she has gone to a Beverly hills clothing store. I am not an american but is it possible for insurance to reject her because they will be paying out constantly?
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1) Don't eat too many calories
2) See 1)
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Had some kind of weird dream about being made to go on a food run for amberlynn. Was told to get some kind of seafood mexican thing for her, destiny was there but only wanted a diet coke. The rest of the dream was about trying to get out of the horrible labyrinth of a hotel.