Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Gorlax said:
I’m genuinely relieved to see these photos. I was so scared that their relationship might be struggling, but now I am completely reassured that Amber and Becky do in fact love each other and Amber is not longing for her ex, whose relationship with her is actually 100% platonic.

In related news, scientists have discovered that pigs can fly! What a time to be alive.
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I won't believe Amber can fly until I see it boo-boo
 
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Slappy McGherkin said:
I is a big dude. Powerlevel be fucked. But Hamber is two plus maybe three of me. There is no way in hell she can get an accurate blood pressure reading without a gi-huged cuff. That ain't at Walgreens or Womart on a station built for "normal" peeps.

Lisinopril should be her friend. It's mine.
(Unmandatory disclosure that dropping 70 ellbees and still heading down has helped get the BP in check.)

I worry for our gorl (sorta) because she can't achieve one single, solitary thang to continue "leevin her bestest life."

We are all morbid as fuck watching this Hamplanet sit-shee-a-shun actually kill herself for da lolz.

Don't get me wrong. Wouldn't even be posting if I didn't have the same morbid fascination.

Carry on....
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Morbid?
Yeah you caught me.

Also congrats on extending your lifespan m8

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That filter had so much to do between Amber's moonface and Beggy's crooked mishmash of features
It looks like it just said fuck it when it came to reshaping anything and just smoothed their complexion, and even that was a feat.
 
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So she’s on a rampage trying to prove she’s not a desperate fat lesbian still dependent on SpedEx, but she can’t be assed to take a picture of them together now? It has to be an old one? Does that just...not seem stupid to her? “of course I am currently in love with my gorlfriend beggy, here’s a picture of us from years ago.”
 
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Bitchboy95 said:
Chaplin is Wasabi. She renamed him.
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Is it possible Fatty renamed him because she fears God because in the end God judges you on all your past actions and will know everything because well omnipotence. Its funny all narcissists do not believe in a god or show disdain towards the concept because well narcs fear the truth.

not religious just an observation plus tbh Chaplin is a way better name because he looks like a little Chaplin. Wasabi is the best cat fuck Rarity. Plus what kind of fucking name is Wasabi?
 
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Phalanx said:
Is it possible Fatty renamed him because she fears God because in the end God judges you on all your past actions and will know everything because well omnipotence. Its funny all narcissists do not believe in a god or show disdain towards the concept because well narcs fear the truth.

not religious just an observation plus tbh Chaplin is a way better name because he looks like a little Chaplin. Wasabi is the best cat fuck Rarity. Plus what kind of fucking name is Wasabi?
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It's food related. I think Twinkie star is a stupid ass name.
 
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Phalanx said:
Is it possible Fatty renamed him because she fears God because in the end God judges you on all your past actions and will know everything because well omnipotence. Its funny all narcissists do not believe in a god or show disdain towards the concept because well narcs fear the truth.

not religious just an observation plus tbh Chaplin is a way better name because he looks like a little Chaplin. Wasabi is the best cat fuck Rarity. Plus what kind of fucking name is Wasabi?
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Better than Tempura I guess
 
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Phalanx said:
Is it possible Fatty renamed him because she fears God because in the end God judges you on all your past actions and will know everything because well omnipotence. Its funny all narcissists do not believe in a god or show disdain towards the concept because well narcs fear the truth.

not religious just an observation plus tbh Chaplin is a way better name because he looks like a little Chaplin. Wasabi is the best cat fuck Rarity. Plus what kind of fucking name is Wasabi?
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lmfao, they named him chaplin (not chaplain) after charlie chaplin you sperg. :story: :story:

amberlynn renamed him because she claimed she always wanted a cat named wasabi (which is a re,tarded lie but a very "amberlynn" type of lie) but also because his eyes are green--the color of wasabi, which is as good a reason as any. and it's a better name than chaplin so whatever.

twinkie was named by her previous owners. amberlynn claims she was named twinkle STORE because she's hilariously insecure and didn't want to be that fat girl with a dog named twinkie, even though she is a fat girl so just own it and twinkie does look like a twinkie so the name makes sense.

if any of the animals names should be made fun of it's rarity gray tbh that's the dumbest shit i've ever heard
 
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SAVE TWINKIE! said:
lmfao, they named him chaplin (not chaplain) after charlie chaplin you sperg. :story: :story:

amberlynn renamed him because she claimed she always wanted a cat named wasabi (which is a re,tarded lie but a very "amberlynn" type of lie) but also because his eyes are green--the color of wasabi, which is as good a reason as any. and it's a better name than chaplin so whatever.

twinkie was named by her previous owners. amberlynn claims she was named twinkle STORE because she's hilariously insecure and didn't want to be that fat girl with a dog named twinkie, even though she is a fat girl so just own it and twinkie does look like a twinkie so the name makes sense.

if any of the animals names should be made fun of it's rarity gray tbh that's the dumbest shit i've ever heard
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But its so special and unique! Remember how she was obsessed with having a daughter to name Rarity Rae?When asked about it, her response was " oh the beauty in that name".🤣
 
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