Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Saw this on MichaelBPetty’s Twitter:

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She's not telling the truth. If Twinkie's nails were trimmed monthly they wouldn't ever get that long. That being said, it's fucking gay and a waste of resources to call "APS" for that reason.

I guarantee that's the only reason she responded to that person, she doesn't want to get another animal control visit (even though nothing would come of it)
 
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Clintonberg said:
Even if she's telling the truth why would she set up monthly appointments to get her dog's nails clipped? Just do it yourself you lazy bitch.
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In Amber's case I'd be much happier if she took Twinko to a groomer. Clipping a dog's nails requires a lot of care and if you do it wrong you can easily cut into the quick, causing them to bleed. I think we all have zero faith in Amber's precision or patience, so she and Twinkie both would be better off having it done professionally.
Sadly now that the haydurs pointed it out and MichaelBRetarded had to go cow tipping, she'll adamantly refuse because in her twisted mind, finally getting Twinkie's nails cut means the haydurs win. She's far more content living in her fantasy world where she's the best furmama evar, ranting on SM about how Twinkie has monthly appointments with the world's finest groomer who told her PERSONALLY that she was healthier than any dog they'd ever seen.
 
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Gorlax said:
In Amber's case I'd be much happier if she took Twinko to a groomer. Clipping a dog's nails requires a lot of care and if you do it wrong you can easily cut into the quick, causing them to bleed. I think we all have zero faith in Amber's precision or patience, so she and Twinkie both would be better off having it done professionally.
Sadly now that the haydurs pointed it out and MichaelBRetarded had to go cow tipping, she'll adamantly refuse because in her twisted mind, finally getting Twinkie's nails cut means the haydurs win. She's far more content living in her fantasy world where she's the best furmama evar, ranting on SM about how Twinkie has monthly appointments with the world's finest groomer who told her PERSONALLY that she was healthier than any dog they'd ever seen.
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God, could you imagine dumb and dumber trying to cut that dog's nails? AL shrieking hysterically, Becky manhandling the poor dog like she's ten times her size, both of them smothering the poor thing between them to hold her still...

Neither of them deserve to have animals. But they do deserve each other, I guess...
 
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Twinkies nails resemble a dog who is not shown any real attention besides feeding and toys or someone fucking old who can't walk. If she was walked once or twice a day by one of the numbskulls in that house they would be alot shorter. She keeps talking about Twinkie "running, jumping and walking herself" outside which is soft grass that does zip.

And if her excuse is the groomer or whoever can't cut much off, then thats your fault for waiting too long to cut them. At that point you should go in every 2 weeks to get the vein to receed back but again hammy knows best. To think she could have lost a big of weight by now to gosh I don't know start walking twinko stor and losing more weight 😱

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Gorlax said:
In Amber's case I'd be much happier if she took Twinko to a groomer. Clipping a dog's nails requires a lot of care and if you do it wrong you can easily cut into the quick, causing them to bleed. I think we all have zero faith in Amber's precision or patience, so she and Twinkie both would be better off having it done professionally.
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Also, Amber needs glasses but doesn't wear them. I wouldn't count on her being able to properly see where to clip.
 
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FupaNoMore154 said:
ALR and Becky seem to be having another sleepover with Destiny and Dana. She posted this Q&A on Snapchat (she admits to Destiny cheating on her lol)

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All those fucking filters, Jesus fucking Christ

Is that chipmunk voice really necessary?

Really reminds me of a highschool girl who justgot her first smartphone and who just can't put it the fuck down, she's practically obsessed with social media (which is to be expected from a 600 lb woman who can't do anything)
 
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I see once again she tarted herself up for Destiny. She's acting as though the parents went away for the weekend & she is alone in the house at night for The Very First Time!!! & decided to invite her besties to stay over, even though Mom said "No". A giggly groupie gaggle, well paid to "confirm" her narrative.
 
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