Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[GeorgiaGuidestones]

Delusionalynn as they amputate her layggs, “But, I’m getting hulthy, you guise.”

 

[A Situation Type Deal]

someone was asking me how much ALR weighed at different ages of her childhood, does anyone remember the numbers?

 

[Xenomorph]

someone was asking me how much ALR weighed at different ages of her childhood, does anyone remember the numbers?

260 by aged 13
350/400 by high school

 

[firstletterofthealphabet]

One of her names on one of her social medias is curvycalories

Who's she trying to bs by saying she's losing weight

 

[Billie Ross]

"I look worse in every video ?"

YES BITCH YES!! HAHA

My best friends and I sometimes wonder "Man, what if we had digital cameras when we were very young, so much stuff that could have been documented". This narc literally can do a time lapse regression back 200+ lbs. and see she looks SICKLY

She's not just gaining, she's ageing, and together is a very bad combination. One bout of serious pneumonia or something of that ilk will be catastrophic.

Her fat body is melting, the skin can't hold the weight as it used to, her hanging gut and FUPA are already covering her thighs, her Lipoedemas are worst than ever, her neck is like elephant skin, even her faithful bra gave up.
The delusion and blindness while her body deforms more and more each day are lovely.
"That gravity life" always wins bitch!

 

[Snusmumriken]

One of her names on one of her social medias is curvycalories

Who's she trying to bs by saying she's losing weight

Which social media? StufferDB?

 

[Twinkie]

I don't remember her saying 260. I remember her saying 290 at around age 11, that's when the group home put her on a diet and she started stealing food.

She had a weight loss instagram "curvycaloriess" but I think it became her main instagram because lol what weight loss? Or she just abandoned the account altogether, I don't remember.

 

[SituationTypeThing]

"lumpyloser" would have been a better name for her weight loss instagram. There's not a curve on her body, just a series of lumps stuck on top of each other. Like a snowman on two tree trunks.

 

[canadiancxnt]

Yikes.

 

[firstletterofthealphabet]

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Yikes.

What streak?

A weight gain streak? An orange chicken eating streak?

Lose some 250 lbs and maybe we can be friends

 

[Snusmumriken]

What streak?

A weight gain streak? An orange chicken eating streak?

Lose some 250 lbs and maybe we can be friends

Maybe she's referring to dating, that's always nothing but a streak for her. And then after we can be friends cuz that's todally normal and other youtoobers do it!!!

 

[fxiry]

imagine doing snapchat streaks as an almost thirty year old woman

 

[Xenomorph]

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Yikes.

And here I thought she meant waddling around nekkid.

I don't remember her saying 260. I remember her saying 290 at around age 11, that's when the group home put her on a diet and she started stealing food.

I meant 290 fucking re.tarded brain of mine.

 

[Mandaark]

this is terrifying!!!
i want to see you succeed!!!
this is not to be rude!!!
people are rooting for you!!!
hoping you will live longer!!!
please!!!
please wake up!!!

What kind of idiot on an ego trip wastes their time sending her this? Don't they realize it's just a double dose of narcissistic supply for her? Not only does AL get to feel important because you're shoooo concerned about her, she then gets to shit all over you with
uhhh what are you talking about my life is great I'm hulthy and losing weight thanks tho lol (:

Her viewers are twice as stupid she is.

She's like a reverse anorexic, in that she prides herself on being "hyper morbidly obese but hulthy, y'all!"
She won't get the testing necessary to show she's dying - that or delusionalynn steps in and makes sure she misinterprets the info

So when people act concerned she can be like

"uhmm i dont have the beetus, my blood pressure is only slightly high, and I can walk for 3 min straight. big but hulthy. totally not dyeeeeen like every other 600 elbee landwhale. nobody helps me either, i totes do everything like your average person, including showering daily
lol"

And it gives her the same sensation as when you tell an anorexic they're skin and bones or you're afraid they'll die any day now.
I'm better than the rest of them at this, skinnier than them, I know what I'm doing.

Except fat.
See, I know what works for me, boo boo. Still no fat people diseases. Maybe them, but not me, hunny.

Those people are literally feeding her delusions at this point.

Can someone briefly explain to me how Amberlynn evokes such white phosphorus hot rage for being, what seems to me on my very limited perusal of her stuff, a pretty standard issue turbofatty hick with an IQ in the high 80s...? I get that most posters here are from the higher socioeconomic groups whose interaction with the congenitally stupid is limited to brief transactions with bus drivers and tellers, but to me, who unfortunately has worked with the bottom five percent or whatever of society, she seems pretty representative of the underclass in a lot of ways, and in many ways better than many of them, for example in avoiding criminality and pregnancy. I must be missing something? Perhaps I like my lolcows high octane, like Yaniv and Greer, and Amberlynn is an acquired taste.

Late but really it's simple.
There's a lot like her out there, but they don't all flaunt their exceptionalism on the internet for all to see. It's a real treat.
I mean, admittedly, I can't look away from a trainwreck. Who can?

Maybe she needs that exhaustion to fall asleep. She sure ain't shit getting any physical movements sitting on pillow mountain

Who needs exhaustion when she can just pass out after laying down these days thanks to all the fat squeezing her veins and arteries, restricting her blood and fluid flow.

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

I'll just leave this reddit trash here.

 

[Xenomorph]

I'll just leave this reddit trash here.

looks like an uncircumcised cock with a finger sticking out of it.

 

[Concerned Vagino-American]

imagine doing snapchat streaks as an almost thirty year old woman

In terms of maturity she's about 11, so it makes some sense.

You're not fooling anyone with that shit, boo boo.

She's fooling herself just fine.

looks like an uncircumcised cock with a finger sticking out of it.

I'm getting elephant trunk.

 

[Optavia Sales Rep]

I'll just leave this reddit trash here.

Why does every deathfat I see hyperextend their fingers like this when pushing buttons or pressing things? Is the digit numb from diabetes? It just looks gross and they rarely have the excuse of a bad finger injury in the past (b/c deathfats don't do anything strenuous).

(PL but AL grabs and holds items like my 70 y/o relative with combo beetus fingers/and flexor tendon injuries)

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

I'll just leave this reddit trash here.

Do you have the whole post where a guy in an elevator posts himself pushing a button to compare the size of his arm to hers? (Shocker, his arm is not as fat as Amberlynn's)

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

Do you have the whole post where a guy in an elevator posts himself pushing a button to compare the size of his arm to hers? (Shocker, his arm is not as fat as Amberlynn's)

Let me... uhhh.... dig in destinys ass for it.