Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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As much as I hate to be on Amber side the idea that the AFP got the ip address of both a YouTube and a Twitter user to compare them is laughable. It's Facebook tier lies only exceptional individuals and the uninformed believe.

Unfortunately Amber is right. This Twitter user is a raging autist.

People in tech laugh their asses off when people start spouting off about IPs and such (no, idiots, this is not NCIS or CSI or whatever other initial-laden shows you watch where someone just taps a few keys and (presto!) has the IP addresses of someone posting on various services).
 
Twinkie has accidents all the time, but I was thinking he'd be pissed at all the glow in the dark Tide handprints from their Halloween party.

I'm sure there are horrors far worse than the Tide handprints in that house

It makes a part of me sad, cos it could be a cute place. It's got some character. All that money they sunk into junk, they could've made it look real sharp.


But this is Albert.
 
I think you meant thong - surely any bikini bottom would end up as one.

It's frankly incredible that the KevlarPlus leggeeeeeens haven't ended up as a thong. One day Thumbo will be dressing her pet Cheesebeast, she'll pull them just a little too hard and dot dot dot...

Now gibs me those ICs.
 
I'm holding out for the landlord realising he's got a potential catastrophe squelching around in his house and he's not renewing the lease.

The Cheesebeast and Thumbo can't even get their shit together enough to raise their ATM limit. Can you imagine them blobbing into a letting agent and explaining that neither work but "I do uchoob" whilst Albert flumped gasping into about four chairs from the effort of getting into the realtor's office, then remained there gently bulging and expecting everything to magically happen for her like it usually does?

YT would be classed as self-employed income with a very high risk factor and I've worked in American finance - the credit score is everything, and I think theirs are likely very poor because they've done nothing adult to build them up. Thumbo looks like her blood pressure is about to blow, Albert looks like she's going to burst and is oozing cheese,and their combined credit scores and IQ is three. They're the perfect tenants for prospective landlords!
I think it would certainly be possible for Eric and Rickie (well, let's be honest, Rickie) to lease a new place. Hell, he may even qualify for a small mortgage. He's had steady employment as long as we've seen him and maybe Eric's disability tugboat came through...you know he's angling for it. I don't know what their debt position is, but I don't see how it can be that bad. Not that good given that they don't really have any assets besides the car, but if they pay their bills on time and have a clean record with their current landlord they should have no problem moving out.

On the other hand, Hamber and the Thumb would have a considerably harder time due to spotty credit and work history. Your credit report doesn't give a good goddamn how much money you have in your bank account. Further, even when it's taken into consideration, you'd have to submit your tax returns for at least the past two years and we know Hamber only recently started filing and the Neck hasn't worked.
 
I think it would certainly be possible for Eric and Rickie (well, let's be honest, Rickie) to lease a new place. Hell, he may even qualify for a small mortgage. He's had steady employment as long as we've seen him and maybe Eric's disability tugboat came through...you know he's angling for it. I don't know what their debt position is, but I don't see how it can be that bad. Not that good given that they don't really have any assets besides the car, but if they pay their bills on time and have a clean record with their current landlord they should have no problem moving out.

On the other hand, Hamber and the Thumb would have a considerably harder time due to spotty credit and work history. Your credit report doesn't give a good goddamn how much money you have in your bank account. Further, even when it's taken into consideration, you'd have to submit your tax returns for at least the past two years and we know Hamber only recently started filing and the Neck hasn't worked.

That makes me wonder if part of the reason Eric has gone radio silent is because he doesn't want anything jeopardizing his tugboat. If that's the case he should delete all his SM.
 
I don't know if this is too PL - if it is, I'll delete. I think it's relevant but you all might be "oh shut up, Clanger" and throwing old custard at me.

So I worked for a US company starting up here, and part of my job was setting credit limits (oooo the powa!) The standard procedure pretty much everywhere is to get a report from one of the houses - I think there were only about three, iirc - then go from there.

But I was surprised that the credit report was pretty much IT as far as the US was concerned. Full credit reports on businesses include all sorts, and the usual route here is to take it all into consideration; the accounts if included, BS, punctuality, staff movement etc etc. It's all important and it can give you a much wider picture, but stuff that can be a red flag - late filings, regular board changes and all that boring blah - isn't any part of a final credit rating. Nor, as @Whatthefuck said, is your knockoff Coach purse full of tatty dollar bills. Your bank balance does come into it, but really only as a sort of average. But ultimately all that matters is that one rating, and there's no compunction on anyone to look any further. In the US, the number on that report really, really matters.

There's no reason EnR should have a bad credit rating, but Albert and Thumbo's is likely a disaster. They've done virtually nothing to increase it, but in terms of rental that's not necessarily a bad thing and a letting agent would probably look beyond their credit score. But there's nothing to see, virtually no employment ever for one, patchy grunt work given up for no good reason by the other, the most high-risk form of income that could stop tomorrow, no contingency. For instance, just think how fucked Albert will be when the inevitable happens and advertisers start demanding their ads only run on positively-rated YTers. Granted,they are in Shithole City but even so, they look bad on paper, they have no back-up and both look very obviously unwell. Why on earth would any agent or landlord take the risk? Especially as general consensus is that she did a midnight flit from the last place and we know it was in one hell of a state.

In one of the early podcasts, Dear Leader said he couldn't buy a house in the US even tho he had a massive deposit, and it's because of the exact same situation the Cheesebeast is in - low credit score and no proof of stable income. So if he, a young and healthy guy with a saleable skill, a good reason for his low rating and a $50k deposit couldn't do it, Big Albert sure as shit can't. The only thing she has to offer a landlord is the potential for an Amber-shaped hole in the wall when she gets hauled out by a crane.
 
It's frankly incredible that the KevlarPlus leggeeeeeens haven't ended up as a thong. One day Thumbo will be dressing her pet Cheesebeast, she'll pull them just a little too hard and dot dot dot...

Now gibs me those ICs.

Gross, dude.

(Although I am still in the camp that believes that bra of hers deserves a lifetime Oscar for support.)
 
I'm sure there are horrors far worse than the Tide handprints in that house

It makes a part of me sad, cos it could be a cute place. It's got some character. All that money they sunk into junk, they could've made it look real sharp.


But this is Albert.
I agree. I love that house. But those four disgusting heifers will destroy it.
Fucking sad. The fags should have stayed and kicked their big nasty asses out.
 
I agree. I love that house. But those four disgusting heifers will destroy it.
Fucking sad. The fags should have stayed and kicked their big nasty asses out.
Thanksgiving would be a circus! You would have everyone stuffed in that kitchen trying to scoot by each other, bellies smacking together, Amberlynn blocking the stove with her chair.
 
People in tech laugh their asses off when people start spouting off about IPs and such (no, idiots, this is not NCIS or CSI or whatever other initial-laden shows you watch where someone just taps a few keys and (presto!) has the IP addresses of someone posting on various services).
What always gets me is that they assume the FBI even up to Interpol give a shit that someone is making fun of you online. They have real shit to run down like pedos and murderers and terrorists. It's the equivalent of being made fun of by another kid on the playground and going up to teacher to tattle while she's being held at knife point by a criminal. Your fee fees aren't protected under any law that I know of.
 
Yeah with @Whatthefuck over here in the UK the government and SJWs tried to really hard sell the whole if you ridicule me online thing you will go to prison. The lunatic left went cray and hyped it up and started exercising it like it was now the law. The UK police force basically said please don't lumber us with this crap as its so unnecessary and means our prisons will get full because of twitter and facebook. Turned out it was a bunch of EU cucks trying to force it though because I wonder why? hmmmmmmmmmm

As for Amber I hope its not me personally but this new creepy cross over arc creepy as fuck. Also there is some cyuuutte speculation that the fags have moved out. I am starting to think this is highly probable tbh
 
Yeah she is definitely fishing now, probably because the guys have other things in their lives. What an actual cunt though right now she is jealous of a grifter with tit cancer, you know you could take up a hobby, play world of warcraft but no begins instant hunt for a sped. She will only get a feeder guy though. feederism in females is not very common, personally never come across a case of it because females are emotional and feeding is very destructive.
This is my opinion, too. I believe that if/when she ditches her current caretaker, she will most definitely be with a man. Most feeders are men, like you said. Attraction doesn't matter cuz no one can get close to to her dainty hole. I just made my self sick. I will see my :islamic: self out✌

Post that SHIT! You know we are all blocked over here😉
 
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