Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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I wonder why she hasnt been vlogging lately. I know she's fucking lazy and all but she's been putting out boring shit for awhile now. If it were me I'd be trying to get those shekels every day. Even if it was sitting down coloring or even mukbangs. We know she eats like hell. She'd get plenty of views with those.

She must have lots of $$ saved up.
 
I wonder why she hasnt been vlogging lately. I know she's fucking lazy and all but she's been putting out boring shit for awhile now. If it were me I'd be trying to get those shekels every day. Even if it was sitting down coloring or even mukbangs. We know she eats like hell. She'd get plenty of views with those.

She must have lots of $$ saved up.
Maybe she wants to run down her money supply a bit before she puts in effort again. Less cash on hand is less money for Beggy's family to stick their hands out for.
 
Maybe she wants to run down her money supply a bit before she puts in effort again. Less cash on hand is less money for Beggy's family to stick their hands out for.
Have you guys noticed how sour and salty Beggy appears in her vids now? Ever since the blow up with the gfm.
It's actually pretty funny. She is not a happy camper.
 
I'm sure she's going to claim "muh depresshun" is responsible for her absence but the real story is that she's in her post-Destiny visit funk. Possibly the reason Beggy looks more like she's sucked on a lemon than usual too. I hope we're not going to miss out on super fun Halloween situation pitchers.
 
If the Ds are going to be there most weekends, I'm assuming she'll spend Friday getting hosed down & (hopefully), defunking Pillow Mountain - no time to vlog when you're preparing for such a major event like your love interest & her ball & chain coming over. Weekends, she's probably filming up a storm but is too busy, busy, busy with the unending fun of pizza & arcades to upload. As mentioned by others, Monday is probably a down day - she will have slept minimal amounts so she can maximize Destiny time; she'll need recovery time from her hectic round of play dates. I can just imagine the snarling bitchiness of her after the girls leave. She's moved more in 2 days than she does the rest of the week - pain, she's had to be "on" for Destiny & all the fast food has probably led to epic heartburn & swelleeeen. And yeah, the gusts leave & "Muh Depresshun" comes for a visit.
 
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Sticks her tongue out because she's disgusting with no manners?
Perhaps to turn the feeders on?
Who in the hell knows but it's fucking gross.

Edit. Best comment ever.
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She's said she eats very quickly so to get as much as possible & that makes no sense to me. If she was 1 of a litter of half starved kids with spoons & a stew pot in the middle of the table with not quite enough for all I could see that but she's a grown woman in her own kitchen. If she wants more, she can get more. Is she determined to eat more than the normal: "You're full now" brain signals kick in & if so, too complicated for me. 1 thing she should be concerned about - what if she chokes? No one in that house would be able to get their arms around her to give her the Heimlich maneuver, assuming she was still sitting. Be ironic if she ended up dying due to a piece of stuck orange chicken or a pot sticker stuck in her throat.
 
AL mentioned a few times this past year that her food bills alone come to roughly $1,000/month.
That means the average person in Costa Rica (going from this source) doesn't earn enough per year to feed Amberlynn. And yes I realize that restaurants and take-out makes food cost more, but somehow I think that fact makes my point stronger.
 
That means the average person in Costa Rica (going from this source) doesn't earn enough per year to feed Amberlynn. And yes I realize that restaurants and take-out makes food cost more, but somehow I think that fact makes my point stronger.

Well buckle up buttercup, cause there's no way she only lives on $250/week on take out and groceries that mostly go bad in her fridge.
 
did she talk about just herself or was necky included?


IIRC, the context was that she was trying to justify spending $3-400 a month on Optavia snacks because her groceries (not dining out) cost her $1000 ordinarily. So her snacks plus her "Lean and Green" meals were actually going to cost her far less. She doesn't seem to count eating out as part of her food budget (which would make sense for a normal person who dined out at most a few times a month and categorized it as entertainment/a treat, and not a substantial part of their diet) nor does she seem to include Becky in that calculation.

The usual caveat of "AL is both stupid and untrustworthy" applies, of course.
 
IIRC, the context was that she was trying to justify spending $3-400 a month on Optavia snacks because her groceries (not dining out) cost her $1000 ordinarily. So her snacks plus her "Lean and Green" meals were actually going to cost her far less. She doesn't seem to count eating out as part of her food budget (which would make sense for a normal person who dined out at most a few times a month and categorized it as entertainment/a treat, and not a substantial part of their diet) nor does she seem to include Becky in that calculation.
HOW? I made a diet this summer and just ate high quality meat, and i still didnt spend 1000$ on food. how is it possible to spend that much money on cheap shitfood for one person?
 
HOW? I made a diet this summer and just ate high quality meat, and i still didnt spend 1000$ on food. how is it possible to spend that much money on cheap shitfood for one person?

Well, you've got to remember she eats a lot of processed, prepackaged junk. A pint of Ben & Jerry's ice cream costs about $5 at Walmart. If she ate one of those every other day for a month (and let's be honest, it could easily be more than one and more than every other day) that's $75 right there. A month. On ice cream.


Those chicken sausages she was eating all the time are apparently $8 for a pack of 4, and she's filmed herself eating the entire pack (so I suspect she actually eats two packs at a time). If she does that twice a week, that's another $60-70 in sausage. And if I'm right about her eating more off-camera, that could easily be $100 on fucking sausage.

(I'm not saying she regularly eats sausage twice a week -- though she just might -- but just to give you an idea of how her grocery bill could get pretty big, pretty fast. Also, I got these prices off the Walmart website 'cause I don't shop there -- but the site should give a pretty good estimate of the price.)

So far we've only looked at sausage and ice cream, and she's in the neighborhood of $200/month. And you know those two items are a fraction of her monthly intake.

She's also stupid about budgeting. Why buy a 10 lb bag of potatoes for $5 when you can buy them individually wrapped in cellophane, so you can microwave them without even having to wash them? I have no idea how much those things cost, but it's obviously going to be less economical than normal potatoes.

And so on, and so forth.

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What? Its impossible to pay that much for 4 little chicken sausages---

BuT thESE aRe GOurMeT!

Like I said, I just got the prices off walmart.com. My point is that even if they're half that much, she eats four times the amount of a normal person, and the convenience foods she inhales aren't necessarily the economical sort. For every off-brand can of green beans she gets for cheap, she has a family-sized bag of Doritos to offset any savings.
 
Like I said, I just got the prices off walmart.com.
What?

BuT thESE aRe GOurMeT!
What?

What?

My point is that even if they're half that much, she eats four times the amount of a normal person, and the convenience foods she inhales aren't necessarily the economical sort. For every off-brand can of green beans she gets for cheap, she has a family-sized bag of Doritos to offset any savings.
Is everything in the colonies that expensive?
 
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