Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Phalanx]

Oh we got another Arcade video coming gorls Density is there because she has dressed up less like shit.

 

[Mandaark]

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Fishing for a new butler at Wommart with the tiddy shot

Spoiler

Kill me

 

[Nader’s Gutted Fish]

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Any guesses on what the fuck this is??

Diabetes. That gorl has to be at least 600 at this point. She looks so much bigger in that recent Torrid haul than she’s ever looked.

 

[Binge_n_purrrg]

It is fucking KILLING me not knowing what the true tea is regarding what’s going on at the fag shanty. It’s sad to even admit that, but I’ve invested so much time to this hogs life already. It’s like if you couldn’t access your favorite soap opera or something.

 

[ground-up GF]

I’ve done a LOT of catching up but still missed what shrimpgate was about, have seen it mentioned here and across the BP. I did a search but didn’t find where it started. anyone willing to humor me?

 

[StrawberryDouche]

I’ve done a LOT of catching up but still missed what shrimpgate was about, have seen it mentioned here and across the BP. I did a search but didn’t find where it started. anyone willing to humor me?

She did a shrimp mookbong while being an insouciant cunt about it, a bald fitness faggot lost his marbles over it and blew an o-ring screaming on camera, pearls were clutched, and an unsubbing followed.

Amber made a fake apology, affected contrition, and pretended to be serious for real this time by feebly waving around some hand weights; there was a flood of OMG SHE'S REALLY DOING IT THIS TIME U GUISE!!!!! some of it from this very forum. The weights found a new home on a window sill and Amber got fatter.

The End

 

[Serial Grapist]

I’ve done a LOT of catching up but still missed what shrimpgate was about, have seen it mentioned here and across the BP. I did a search but didn’t find where it started. anyone willing to humor me?

She posted this (family sized) shrimp mukbang and declared she wouldn’t be sharing her weight loss journey online anymore. Also claimed it wasn’t hard to lose weight whilst doing mukbangs. People found the video and her overall attitude obnoxious beyond belief and began to mass unsubscribe from her channel. She panicked and become humble-ish for a couple weeks, exercising and trying to prove she was trying and then cracked from the “pressure” and she disappeared for about a month if I remember correctly.

ETA: ninja’d by @StrawberryDouche

ETA: The thread here when the video was originally posted:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/shrimp-mukbang-gaining-weight-4-3-19.55039/

 

[DefCon Dumb]

When you consider her unfiltered skin colour is close to what she couldn't filter out from around her eyes... shudder.

Added: as well as adding a neck, she's removed the permafrown lines radiating from both sides of her lower lip. When I look closer, I see spots she missed with the filtering tool - down around her "jaw" line, around the right side of her nose. And there ain't a filter in the world that can hide that lank, greasy hair. Serious question - she's managed to almost turn her face into that of a pre-pubescent child; is that the look she's going for? What kind of new body servant is she trying to attract with that look?

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

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Fishing for a new butler at Wommart with the tiddy shot

The fucking nerve, at a WalMart, in a mobility scooter lol

 

[Rigor Meowtis]

that filter only highlights how sunken in her eyes are.

 

[ADHD]

When you consider her unfiltered skin colour is close to what she couldn't filter out from around her eyes... shudder.

Added: as well as adding a neck, she's removed the permafrown lines radiating from both sides of her lower lip. When I look closer, I see spots she missed with the filtering tool - down around her "jaw" line, around the right side of her nose. And there ain't a filter in the world that can hide that lank, greasy hair. Serious question - she's managed to almost turn her face into that of a pre-pubescent child; is that the look she's going for? What kind of new body servant is she trying to attract with that look?

Is Amber actually editing her photos? I thought she just used Snapchat filters.

 

[pecansandies]

Is Amber actually editing her photos? I thought she just used Snapchat filters.

editing photos, even facetune, requires effort, and a uh...not so dainty finger in order to use it

she's 100% just using snapchat filters

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

When you consider her unfiltered skin colour is close to what she couldn't filter out from around her eyes... shudder.

Added: as well as adding a neck, she's removed the permafrown lines radiating from both sides of her lower lip. When I look closer, I see spots she missed with the filtering tool - down around her "jaw" line, around the right side of her nose. And there ain't a filter in the world that can hide that lank, greasy hair. Serious question - she's managed to almost turn her face into that of a pre-pubescent child; is that the look she's going for? What kind of new body servant is she trying to attract with that look?

Also note the lines around her eyes. It blows my mind that her face manages to be so puffy and yet so wrinkled. It's not just her internal organs that are aging poorly.

 

[Concerned Vagino-American]

I love how that filter actually gives her a neck.

It also blended in her double chin.

 

[Wyzzerd]

I'm starting to wonder if there's some dark magic involved in those snapchat filters. It creates an illusion of beauty to hide the horrors beneath.


Maybe if she layers 10 filters on top of eachother and sacrifice a nephew she can look like a dainty gorl to sucker in a new butler.

 

[Snusmumriken]

She posted this (family sized) shrimp mukbang and declared she wouldn’t be sharing her weight loss journey online anymore. Also claimed it wasn’t hard to lose weight whilst doing mukbangs. People found the video and her overall attitude obnoxious beyond belief and began to mass unsubscribe from her channel. She panicked and become humble-ish for a couple weeks, exercising and trying to prove she was trying and then cracked from the “pressure” and she disappeared for about a month if I remember correctly.

Even without being there at the time or understanding the context, this has got to be one of the best Ambervids of all time. She’s absolutely insufferable in the best way, a perfect mix between cuntylynn and giving-uplynn. Truly this is one of the few worth sitting through.
My personal favorite quote: “You’re only seeing one meal out of the...what, fifteen I have a week?”

 

[Phalanx]

It is scary how small she looks in this video knowing its filmed in what april/may.

The mmmm's between bites is triggering. The self-appointment is aggrivating, she says The Sauce like 15 times. Her justification of Mookbongs beings healthy is hilarious because any reflection would give you the result of you gained 310lbs you dumb cunt. The beat down of Obese to Beast and just shutdown of someone with qualifications.

This is the QUINTESSENTIAL Amber video, it sums up everyones issues with her in recent years and shows her turgid personality. This is a good first vid for people.

p.s. unrelated Nickado Avocado is like 300lbs holy fuck did not realise this what is with these people.

 

[Eryngium]

Somebody on Leddit posted this helpful pic displaying Big AL's true and honest weight stagnation, She's gettin better Ya'll

 

[DarkSydePundit]

Somebody on Leddit posted this helpful pic displaying Big AL's true and honest weight stagnation, She's gettin better Ya'll

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Let’s reverse the dates and it would’ve been the most succesful weight loss journey in history.

Oh we can only dream...

 

[DelicateMageflower]

Her upper arm looks like it's about to give birth.