Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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And yeah, her lymphoedema(s) may be starting to infect - who knows with her? Enough nerdiness for this week...

Like I said, I wouldn't be at all shocked if its complications from the fall. Its been just long enough for a scratch/cut to be picked at, infected, and fester. Especially with Albert the Scab Picker.
Or even for a large hematoma to form and get nasty.

I was drunk and slipped on the steps, managed to land full-weight directly on my hip first, on the corner of a single step, before catching myself entirely. I won't go into detail about my size beyond that I'm a healthy weight/BMI, for reference. I was just fine and all but the bruise that came was probably the nastiest I've ever seen IRL. It was literally a giant hematoma/blood blister/bruise that covered my entire hip, like this image here
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only difference is mine wasn't quite that large, maybe half that length down the leg

I had to hit urgent care because obviously holy shit blood clots, and actually the largest risk was infection from the blood pooling.
I had to do hot compresses and massages multiple times a day to help the blood be absorbed back into my body and avoid clotting. For maybe 2 months? It was at least a year ago and the skin is still slightly discolored and has a small lump.

Albert is much larger than myself, so I can only imagine the force with which she fell and the bruising she acquired, between having lymphedema/fluid drainage issues and large stores of adipose. I'm no expert but I'd bet she didn't care for the wounds properly, which imo were likely to be worse than she let on. I mean she may not have been able to tell beyond bruising or cut.

This source sheds some light, but for those who don't want to read

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Uh oh, fever.

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How long has been that fever? A couple of days or a week? In her state, I would have it check in a midnight trip to an hospital emergency department, or asking Dr, Google, which is more her style.

ER trip! That way, Dr. Doctor could prescribe some ernge chick-en from CF. Oh, and some antibiotics, but who needs that shit?
 
You know, I just can't wrap my mind around how she exists. Yes I've seen MSHPL but for some reason I just can't see Becky washing her down and powdering her and doing all the stuff those caregivers do, but obviously someone has to be doing something or AL would be one big walking stinking open sore. Do you think Becky is a 100% caretaker?
 
She would need at least 80in+ just for her huge ass.
I stole this screenshot from a farmer whose name I can’t remember, sorry brave hero.
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I used the ruler in my phone, she is 53 inches tall, 22 according to the ruler and 11 inches wide according to the ruler, in this 2d image. We know she’s huge from the side, about as big in the ass, a little smaller on top maybe. I’ll say 10 inches on the side. So 20 “inches” from the side and 22 from the front. In real 3D world terms, big als waist is (math kiwis please help your gorl out if I’m wrong, math is not my strong suit) about 100 inches around.

the formula I used to get this was
53 inches / 22 “inches” = 2.4
42 “inches” • 2.4 = 100.8

again I want to stress that I suck at math so maybe I’m wrong but I just had to know.
 
You know, I just can't wrap my mind around how she exists. Yes I've seen MSHPL but for some reason I just can't see Becky washing her down and powdering her and doing all the stuff those caregivers do, but obviously someone has to be doing something or AL would be one big walking stinking open sore. Do you think Becky is a 100% caretaker?
Why not? There's a reason why Becky is so dead inside. She has seen some shit. Some scary PTSD-inducing, soulcrushing shit.
 
I stole this screenshot from a farmer whose name I can’t remember, sorry brave hero.
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I used the ruler in my phone, she is 53 inches tall, 22 according to the ruler and 11 inches wide according to the ruler, in this 2d image. We know she’s huge from the side, about as big in the ass, a little smaller on top maybe. I’ll say 10 inches on the side. So 20 “inches” from the side and 22 from the front. In real 3D world terms, big als waist is (math kiwis please help your gorl out if I’m wrong, math is not my strong suit) about 100 inches around.

the formula I used to get this was
53 inches / 22 “inches” = 2.4
42 “inches” • 2.4 = 100.8

again I want to stress that I suck at math so maybe I’m wrong but I just had to know.

Still seems a little too conservative and I'm bored so I'll take a crack at it.

63'' = 22* (I'm using the * symbol for the ruler's units)
so 1* = 2.86 in
Width/Diameter: 11* x 2.86 in/* = 31.5 in

Approximating our dainty girl's midsection as a sphere (which should account for her shelf-ass and fupa):
Hip circumference = pi*31.5 in ~= 99 in

This one picture isn't the best thing to base proper math off of so we have to introduce a fair 10% error giving us a waist size of ~110 in.
 
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One thing I've wondered about - at her size & with her... peculiar shaped butt & now visible 'testicular' FUPA, is it even possible to find underwear that fit her? If so, I can just imagine the contortions she has to go through to get them on/off.
She's a commando gorl.
When Necky washes the leggings she wears that weird black sausage case mumu dress.
 
Amber is definitely not the type of gorl to wear panties. I'm not really sure how they manage to find leggings that fit her; I guess maybe she's been wearing the same ones for a long time and they've stretched out, but leggings develop holes pretty quickly when a fat bitch is wearing them, especially the cheap shits that Amber gets at Walmart. It will forever be an enigma to me. Imagine being so fucking fat that underwear no longer fit you.
 
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