Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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  • I don't care

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Also she doesnt want to improve, as I have said time and time again AL doesnt want to get better because if she dropped all of her weight she would be expected to do more for herself like drive.
Besides driving, getting around more, going to work, pitching in more in the house chores, going food shopping herself, taking the dogs and cats to the vet, things like this. Also she wouldnt be babied anymore and AL loves to be doted on.
She will never EVER do this she has resigned to die this is why she doesnt care about spending the way she does, she knows there is no old age or retirement for her she will be long dead, also no health insurance because she knows she would be told over and over her health issues stem from her unhealthy lifestyle and needs to be changed etc etc, she wont pay for that.
Another thing to add to this, that other kiwis have mentioned before, is that Amber's weight is her identity. She's been known as the 500-600lb gorl online for so many years. And she's always been overweight. If she lost weight, who would she be then? is maybe what she thinks...

But also, she is hella lazy and wants to gorge everyday, all day long, and she simply doesn't care ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 
Back to the piss removal spray for a moment, I'm willing to give Amber the benefit of the doubt on this one. We've seen Poise pads in the background before, if she does leak I think she knows well enough not to gross out her roommates by doing it on the furniture. Cats, though, are notorious revenge pissers - they will shit and piss in obvious, obnoxious places (furniture, floor mat, etc) if their litter box is real gross or they're being neglected or mistreated. Same if they've been afraid to come out due to the constant dyke brigade in and out of the house, they might piss under the bed or in the closet or some other hiding spot if they dislike strangers.

Do we know why she's been spending so much time at the vet lately? She might be under the impression her cat(s) have urinary trouble if they just started doing this, and if were the case, I'd again give her some credit for at least checking if the cat has a physical issue.

Anyway I've been too complimentary toward Amber here so I'll make sure I mention that she is the dumbest of dumb fucks for using the ER as a GP and refusing to purchase health insurance.
 
It could just be that she's getting Twinkie's nail's fixed. They're so long that it would take repeat trips with tiny trimmings because the quick (blood vessel) would be so long at this point that you couldn't just lop off the nail in one go.

I gotta say... If it's true that her cats piss/spray everywhere I'm honestly surprised she has kept them all these years and not dumped them. Uh I mean except that one time she dumped them. But you know what I mean.
 
I gotta say... If it's true that her cats piss/spray everywhere I'm honestly surprised she has kept them all these years and not dumped them. Uh I mean except that one time she dumped them. But you know what I mean.

True, if it's a recent thing that can't be cured with antibiotics we might see her look for an excuse to rehome the pisser. OTOH it's possible they've been doing it for years and they just never noticed because the miasma of fat unwashed crotch stank, BBW products, filthy litterboxes, wet dog, and whatever abortion Amber's cooking in the kitchen caused them to never even smell it until they started pissing outside the bedroom.
 
Does Amber know that any weight loss will not be visible unless she loses a significant amount? I'm talking 70+ lbs at least. She's so big that a twenty pound weight loss would not show on her like it would on someone who is just regular fat. Kind of like how we can tell she's gaining since she tends to gain huge amounts in a very short amount of time. If she were to gain five or ten more pounds right now, we wouldn't be able to tell.
 
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That would be Chantal, but whatever the case, people like that will never admit to being that way. Even if they did, I doubt they care. Especially since they are making money off what they do and on their own terms.
Al is more repulsive I think. They're both cow cunts but Al is a bigger cunt.
 
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Not to burst our little State vs Amber bubble, but are we sure its the right Amber? There is probably a lot of white trash named Amber Lynn. Reid is probably a relatively common last name too.
I thought Lynn wasn't even her legal name? Or am I thinking of another deathfat?

This^^^^

I remember this happening before and it was a different Amber Lynn Reid, not our gorl. It's in the thread somewhere but I'll be damned if I'm digging it up...Is there a date on the case filing? I totally believe there's collection agencies after Big Al but as to an actual court case, nah...
 
Not to burst our little State vs Amber bubble, but are we sure its the right Amber? There is probably a lot of white trash named Amber Lynn. Reid is probably a relatively common last name too.
I thought Lynn wasn't even her legal name? Or am I thinking of another deathfat?
This^^^^

I remember this happening before and it was a different Amber Lynn Reid, not our gorl. It's in the thread somewhere but I'll be damned if I'm digging it up...Is there a date on the case filing? I totally believe there's collection agencies after Big Al but as to an actual court case, nah...

@Serial Grapist and @StrawberryDouche (collectively known as Serial Douche) did some digging in the other thread. The consensus is that the misdemeanor assault is the other Amber whilst the medical bills are almost definitely our gorl.
 
It would seem that the amount is much more than would be collectible in small claims court. The Plaintiffs Southeast Emergency Physicians have many, many suits filed with KY Justice Courts. SO, my speculation is that SEP has it's own in house collections department with an on staff lawyer. Often this type of debt gets sold to collection agencies, but they must have done the math and determined it's more lucrative to do it this way.

SEP is a huge fucking enterprise that covers much of the south and parts of the midwest.
 
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