Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[beanbag in a hurry]

Those arm scars are beginning to reach bra resilience soon enough.

 

[Twinkie]

I just sperged about this in another thread but tl;dr I think that's projection on AL's part. I think AL is more worried that she will be judged for Becky's declining health because had it not been for AL dragging Becky out to eat 3 times a day for 2.5 years, Becky may not be having whatever health issues she is having.

That's not to say Becky wouldn't also be judged; no one had a gun to her head. What I'm saying is since when has this bitch ever cared about anyone's feelings or respected boundaries? The only reason AL wouldn't exploit her girlfriend's illness for clicks/money/asspats is if she were afraid it would work against her.

I bet AL is gaslighting the fuck out of Becky about it, too. "Baybeeeeee they're going to judge you shooooo much! I'm worried about YOU" meanwhile Becky is legit sick enough that she doesn't give a fuck either way so "fine, don't tell them anything Amberlynn."

 

[Damn Near]

I agree it couldn't be true because the idea that she could fit in a bathtub is preposterous, but I hope the rumor gains traction anyway because I want her to actually have to address it, I want to hear her deny taking a shit in a tub

New video, "I SHIT IN THE TUB????"

 

[mekalekahi]

Uploading clips of Becky shaking and talking in slow motion and then expecting people not to ask whats wrong with her? I think it's more invasive to film her clearly struggling to speak and move then for people to ask if shes ok because you obviously could give a fuck about her. You have shown no concern for her at all except when you were distraught about her diagnosis and had her bring you Chinese food in bed for views. Its not ok to speculate but you can have her clearly in another dimension driving your ass around for sushi.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Somewhat OT but this had me chuckling. It's been confirmed the Slaton sisters have their own show, called '1000 Lb. Sisters' starting on TLC on New Year's Day. Not sure if there are several pairs of sisters but they're certainly in it. I think there's a trailer on YT. That is gonna frost AL's pumpkins because that show is going to command an audience she can't dream of reaching. Wonder if she'll refer to that at all or will completely ignore it?

 

[StrawberryDouche]

I'm going to speculate it may be MS which often presents in the late 20s or something else neurological. The shaking is interesting and the drugs for such things are pretty hardcore.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

She just doesn't get it.

People don't believe you because you're a liar. Even if you're telling the truth now, they're going to be skeptical.

People get mad at you for exploiting your health, and the health of others in your life, for clicks. Even if you, or someone else, is legitimately ill, people are going to be disgusted that you mention it because of your pattern of clickbaiting.

It's just like what @C3PBRO said about the "recipe". You encouraged people to cook their fish exactly like you did. Someone did. It was disgusting. You put that out there onto the internet and people reacted to it -- and I'm not talking about reaction videos.

ALR is 100% the author of her own misfortune. That's the only authorship she'll ever have to her name, obviously.

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

she'll be jealous of the attention for sure but she's too puss puss to actually go on a TLC freak show because she'll be obligated to do the money shot (bare laygs).

 

[lowsodiumsituation]

For someone with a full schedule of nothing, it is almost astounding she can't look up a recipe and instead pours salt on that poor fish.

 

[Vladimir Fupatin]

Our latest shit from my Al. Lotta asspats

 

[El_Guapo's Sweater]

I don't get the ass-patters saying "I'm so proud of the progress you have made" .. Big AL hasn't shown any progress or proof of it yet .. definitely can't see it .. that person has also been coming on strong to AL lately .. wonder if she knows her personally or just wants to be the next Beggy???

 

[krazy orange cat]

With regards to Becky being "judged", I am leaning towards a small stroke. No way her lifestyle with Al wouldn't have contributed to it.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

MomtoMarina is featured in the Exceptional Haydurz thread...

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Our latest shit from my Al. Lotta asspats

Replacement butler auditions must be open.

 

[Vladimir Fupatin]

I don't get the ass-patters saying "I'm so proud of the progress you have made" .. Big AL hasn't shown any progress or proof of it yet .. definitely can't see it .. that person has also been coming on strong to AL lately .. wonder if she knows her personally or just wants to be the next Beggy???

Exactly, I think it comes down to AL wanting more sympathy not only for Becky, but for herself. Like "ooooh woe is me i have to do everything now, Becky is sick"

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Somewhat OT but this had me chuckling. It's been confirmed the Slaton sisters have their own show, called '1000 Lb. Sisters' starting on TLC on New Year's Day. Not sure if there are several pairs of sisters but they're certainly in it. I think there's a trailer on YT. That is gonna frost AL's pumpkins because that show is going to command an audience she can't dream of reaching. Wonder if she'll refer to that at all or will completely ignore it?

I hope they closed caption it, because goddamn.

 

[Das Bucket]

So it seems the point of this show is to find out if Amy and Tammy can lose enough weight to qualify for weight loss surgery.

Just to recap- this show, which seems to be a spin-off of “Family by the Ton”, is the one Amberlynn mentioned was a priority for the casting agent. However, Amberlynn couldn’t produce any obese family members.

It’s a shame Becky has started losing weight. Otherwise, TLC could go in a 1,000 lb lesbian couple direction type show situation type thing type deal.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

The comparisons I looked at were side profiles. Gunt protrudes more in present day.

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Left is Nov 2019, Right is January 2019

Eyup, she's waaaay over 600 now. The pics don't lie, boo boo.

 

[AlabamaWhitman]

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My my my, Cuntylynn sure jumped out awful fast! We knew Meeklynn was a very temporary front.

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See Hamber, perhaps if you didn’t try to scam your entire audience with Norma’s Nonsense 2K19 we might have found it in our depraved lil hearts to have pity on Benzo Beckster. If you don’t want anyone asking about her, don’t film her! Absolutely wild concept!

The context of David filming in the ER is wildly different from Amber doing it, surprise surprise. Zane was drunk and fell and it was framed as a funny incident, not “woe is me feel sorry for me”. Also, he actually broke his arm, so there was a real reason for him to be there. He didn’t go for a cold. Dumbass.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Our latest shit from my Al. Lotta asspats

Goddamn it's hilarious Amber keeps reposting shit from that woman's IG. If you examine her account, she is Legit Not Right In The Head. I am like 90% certain either that kid isn't hers, or lives far far away with people who are hopefully, not complete trash.