Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

aphrodite's peach caught the whole thing and someone linked it a few posts up

if her hump does evolve into a sentient being maybe she can get it its own fake LV backpack to wear for walmart and tj maxx outings.

 

[dismissfrogs]

isn't there supposed to be a new thread made for her stream?

 

[Snusmumriken]

She says she has receipts for everything, but "doesn't want to get into it". You live for the attention this gives you, Amber. Either say what you want to say about it, or just ignore it.

Also where did this peace sign type deal situation start? I wonder which youtuber she took that tick from. Every time she eye fucks herself in the camera, Becky loses another brain cell.
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Mmm suckle that sausage bby

 

[Tammy Slaton's Male Aide]

Also where did this peace sign type deal situation start? I wonder which youtuber she took that tick from.

I asked the exact same thing on a video & someone replied learningtobefearless. I haven't watch any of their videos yet, though. So I can't confirm that.

 

[CindyChafe]

To be fair, I wouldn't want to go on a show if my hair was falling out, either. I bet she turned it down due to having no control nof the narrative plus the pay was not great. Her appearance fee would cover the medical iirc.

pretty sure hair loss = Tammy misspelling her loss unless the joke just went whoosh over my head.

I think TLC is so sweet on the Slatons because they’re reminiscent of the Honey Boo Boo clan. I bet honey boo boo is in so much therapy right now OR she’s going to be her mom all over again

sorry off topic but I would watch a stream where @Null watches clips or an episode of Family by the ton with the Slatons if it won’t get the channel taken down...a new year’s stream or something. It’s just too perfect.

 

[Puta Bruja]

Hamber get your fat sausage finger out of your big toddler lookin mouth it isn't cute. No matter the angle you look like a massive stinky fucking baluga whale.

 

[Twinkie]

isn't there supposed to be a new thread made for her stream?

when she streams on younow, yeah. she's never gone live in ig before, no one expected it to go that long

 

[smallmilk]

Her face is so fucking huge, I still can't believe it's real

 

[Moonpie]

She doesn't get paid for livestreams on IG right? Is it just you now?

 

[Twinkie]

She doesn't get paid for livestreams on IG right? Is it just you now?

Nah, the only way to get paid on instagram live is if it's sponsored, like if a company paid you to stream with the purpose of promoting their product or something. This wasn't about money it was a point of control for Amber. Her narc ego was injured by everyone giving the Slatons attention. She just can't help herself.

 

[Moonpie]

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

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Wow looks guis shes loozeeen weights ! Oh....wait ...

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

A reminder that LIVE amber is the TRUE amber.

 

[DarkSydePundit]

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If knee long dresses look like blouses on you then you should better kill yourself immediately.

 

[El_Guapo's Sweater]

A reminder that LIVE amber is the TRUE amber.

and surely she binged hard after that ...

 

[Viridian]

There was that new (unknown but probably Slatons-esque) show she wanted to star in that didn't go ahead, and then Family By the Ton but she didn't have anyone else to go on with, and My600lb Life who she ghosted.

Honestly, we've been given so many different versions of her conversations with the people who run these shows, always different reasons why she turned them down/they turned her down/she ghosted them/they ghosted her/whatever, I honestly can't believe any part of her narrative. I especially don't believe that she was just told "You're not enough of a trainwreck for this show" flat out like that. Maybe she read that between the lines of what they said, but I really doubt anyone working on that show wants to send a blunt message of that sort which could so easily end up on social media and rile up the cancel culture spergs.

My personal theory on what really happened? NarcissistLynn started making demands and trying to negotiate for special treatment with the TLC people. She wanted more money than they were offering, or she didn't want them to ever be allowed to film her laaaaaygs, or she wanted complete editing control over the episodes, or she didn't want to give up social media for the duration of filming... something like that, probably multiple somethings like that. And the TLC employees shrugged their shoulders and immediately moved on to the next candidate on their casting call list, because why should they bend over backwards for any one particular wannabe primadonna deathfat when there's plenty of more cooperative (and desperate) ones to choose from?

 

[mekalekahi]

I think I mentioned this in my vlogmas prediction, but I wished for her to go live at some point during December and it came true. Everytime shes "on a lifestyle change" she hits a point where she gets angry that she has to eat less to drop weight and she goes live and lashes out at everyone . Loving this one as she tries desperately to not look 50 years old due to the lighting and angles and gets frustrated about her sweet baby angel rarity walking around her. Combined with her ass being chapped about the slatons it was

 

[Concerned Vagino-American]

and surely she binged hard after that ...

As if she needs a reason. Bitch binges on days that end in Y.

 

[Mr Foster]

As if she needs a reason. Bitch binges on days that end in Y.

But she super binges with even the most minute of emotional stress or discomfort.

Which is hilarious.

 

[Tony Cliffton]

Loving that her lips disappear when she breathes through her mouth.
Dumbass looks straight up like a grown up Honey BooBoo. Maybe TLC will want her after all.