Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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Can you imagine if she lost kidney function to the point of needing dialysis 3-4 times a week? She sometimes makes the right noises about how her weight puts a lot of limitations on her life but that's nothing compared to what dialysis would do. 4 hours on the machine, plus the prep & travel back & forth, the inevitable problems associated with either a central line or a fistula, the even higher risks of infection & other problems... she wouldn't last long & I wonder, (doubtful), if she has any idea what's involved.
She just wouldn't go. "One last flaming hot cheetos mookbong for y'all before i *sniff* go laughing emoji crying emoji"
 
their relationship is super cold and strained I agree. but after looking at Chantal & Bibi and Lifebyjen and the homeless alcoholic, Amber and Becky are like newlyweds on their honeymoon.


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Even our tranny friend who doxxed herself to Null is dunking on Amber about being a better pet owner than Amber.

And Jayden got her dog put down after she carelessly got it hit by a car and it had seizures. Also Michaelbepetty hearted the comment which is hilarious because of the info we know.

Thanks for pointing that out @SAVE TWINKIE!

sentfromheriphone, no doubt...
 
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@SAVE TWINKIE! hit me with the glittery "go cry to someone else lol"
Wow she's literally scooty-puffed from stage 1 to stage 4 with no stops between. Poor meeeeee. Muh mentals. Mean haydurs. My anxieteee. Anything to deflect from being called out for being a neglectful pet owner (and not actually losing any weight). Let the bingeing commence!
 
Typical passive/aggressive AL. Not dramatic enough to simply say: "I'm feeling depressed lately."? I can easily believe people in HER circle don't want to hear about her emotional issues; she must drag that tired old horse out constantly... without working on those issues or showing any significant, positive changes.
 
Because she's got narc/sociopathic tendencies, she doesn't have the emotional IQ to accurately anticipate how normal humans will respond to a lot of the shenanigans she pulls. The backlash from Twinklegate is already huge and I predict she'll quit vlogmas for "muh mentalz" or possibly another cuntylynn shrimp mukbang style video while she rants about how twinkie is fine and haydurz are delusional.
Amber has a reasonably good gauge of how this shit will go down. Remember the "I have a dietitian" mukbang for example, or quitting the 100 days just a few days short, or openly not dealing with Twinkie's nails - she's aware of how it infuriates. She's dropped medical emergency hints over and over knowing she'll never give follow-through. She'll surf the vlogmas wave until it suits her not to, and will use some drama or other as the excuse to bail.

The only thing that has truly rattled her cage lately was the Slatons beating her to a TV show.
 
From FaceBook Group, of course.
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I might be a cold hearted cunt but I honestly don't give a flying fuck about twanky stoor. We know big al is a shit/neglectful pet owner (ungroomed cats and twank, the whole raife/rarity thing, laughing at Density do some shit to a cat or dog, letting that cat run off so she could get a kitten... The list goes on) so why the sudden outrage.
 
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So instead of going to the Chili's she would normally go to in Somerset, a town where she frequents other restaurants, the cinema etc on a regular basis, they drove much further to another Chili's. Notwithstanding any place within driving distance that also has a Chili's is big enough to also have a 24/7 vet. Pray tell where this mystery Chili's is, Amber.
 
So instead of going to the Chili's she would normally go to in Somerset, a town where she frequents other restaurants, the cinema etc on a regular basis, they drove much further to another Chili's. Notwithstanding any place within driving distance that also has a Chili's is big enough to also have a 24/7 vet. Pray tell where this mystery Chili's is, Amber.

Is the one in Somerset the closest? Because if so, then that just means she drove even further to go eat, rather than driving to Somerset for the vet because "none were nearby and open 24/7", which is also... a bad look. Nice.
 
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The one in Somerset is the closest, then Lexington, and next closest one is in Tennessee. She also said "our new little restaurant chili's" which could be Amber being stupid, but leads me to believe that this chili's is a freshly born chili's. Would you look at that, the chili's in Somerset is a brand new restaurant and just had their grand opening. She knows she's been caught, there's no way Dana drove to Lexington or TN to go eat at a chili's. She'd love to believe she has pulled a sneaky trick on everyone but the fact of the matter is everyone was right. They left Twinkie home in pain to go eat at a brand new grand opening restaurant.

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Is this where I get mad and say fuck you Amber, cause fuck you Amber.

edit to add, even if she says it's the Lexington one, that makes her look WORSE imho because that means she left twinkie alone shaking in pain for at least 6 hours. So which is it, did she leave her alone for a couple hours or a whole section of the day?
 
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From FaceBook Group, of course.
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then that fucking dolt had the bright idea to address it ans quadruple down. the self-sabatoge continues
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oh gorl, if we keep on like this you'll lose all your shekels before the various infections take you
my personal advice, Albert? it's time for a REAL distraction - post them laaayg shots gorl! bare it all! I promise we'll forget about how you let Twanko suffer for some sub-par Chilli's and a chance to play footsie with dusty
for now
 
edit to add, even if she says it's the Lexington one, that makes her look WORSE imho because that means she left twinkie alone shaking in pain for at least 6 hours. So which is it, did she leave her alone for a couple hours or a whole section of the day?
Also it seems there are at least 3 emergency vets in Lexington. It doesn't look good from any angle.
 
Can you imagine if she lost kidney function to the point of needing dialysis 3-4 times a week? She sometimes makes the right noises about how her weight puts a lot of limitations on her life but that's nothing compared to what dialysis would do. 4 hours on the machine, plus the prep & travel back & forth, the inevitable problems associated with either a central line or a fistula, the even higher risks of infection & other problems... she wouldn't last long & I wonder, (doubtful), if she has any idea what's involved.

"Lot's of skinny people have dialysis before 30!"
 
If Amber dies, I really hope Rafe steps up again and takes the cats and Twinkie. She actually tried to do the right thing with taking Rarity to the vet to get spayed, so I sincerely doubt she would be the type of person to leave a suffering dog untreated just to go out and eat.

Ehhh, from what I remember, Rafe and Hannah live in a filthy shit hole that’s already full of animals they can’t afford veterinary care for.
 
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