- Joined
- Jul 16, 2017
Her reading comprehension is garbage level. That stupid livestrong article basically says if it's only scrambled eggs that make you sick then it's not the eggs, it's probably something you put in the eggs.
Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
- Thread starter PiggyPie
- Start date
- Joined
- Oct 16, 2019
So beating, and scrambling an egg on the stove releases histamines that do not exist when you, say, beat an egg to go into an omelet or a cake? What sorcery is this? Don't we have wizards on this forum? I only know that basic bitch magic called "science".
- Joined
- Oct 16, 2019
Agreed, they almost always have defined ankles (not even cankles) and a figure. Their faces have some definition that can be accentuated with makeup, which has never been the case for Al's doughy face, even when she was only 300-400 pounds. Real plus models have visible necks, their hair and skin are clean and in good condition. They can wear cute shoes because no lymphedema. Also, Amber is too short.
- Joined
- Dec 4, 2017
I’m no expert so let’s ask @Wyzzerd
- Joined
- Jan 31, 2019
The thing is that Amberlynn would probably be ugly without the fat. So no model dream for you, Amberlynn
- Joined
- Mar 15, 2019
No sorcery involved here. The only way an egg can do that to you is if you're eating something magically exotic like a dragon egg, harpy egg, or giant widow spider egg. If you prepare one of those without mixing the correct ingredients you can cause various toxic(giant spider), arcane(dragon), or putrid(harpy) results.
As for basic chicken ayygs? No way fatso, unless you're seasoning them with peanut butter while you have a peanut allergy, it changes nothing and all claims of sorcery are false.
And before you ask, while the eggs can be cursed it would only effect the shells, not the yoke inside. Line of sight and touch rules still apply to food curses.
TL
R Amber is a dumb fat lying bitch who doesn't understand cooking or magic and nobody would have sex with her.
- Joined
- May 29, 2019
fat or not, totally model material y'all
- Joined
- Nov 9, 2019
Yup... Cold sore and cankles on a cat walk
- Joined
- Dec 8, 2018
- Joined
- Jun 3, 2019
Deadass - she ditched out hard on comment on the day so she won't be forced to answer anything or own up to/have any accountability about Casey's AMA
- Joined
- Jul 21, 2018
Most of Torrid and other mass-market fatty moo-cow tent shops have models sit at a US 12 or 14, with a height of at least 5'9".
But Torrid has got a pair of size 4X heifers that model some shit, complete with cankles, disappearing knee caps and back humps.
- Joined
- Sep 24, 2019
And what company/designer would have wanted her to model as a teen? This was an era in modelling when anorexics graced the runway in the big shows. Plus sized models were those in the 10 - 14 size range & those sizes were smaller than they are now. Modelling is about showing the product, not your duck lips or any camera eye fuckery. VERY few models are spotted or coincidently run into a photographer who tells them they'd be great in the business. It's hard graft getting in. She can't walk, doesn't know her angles or lighting & I have trouble believing she could have made it in the most generic type of modelling - store catalogues. Another 1 of her baseless fantasies.
- Joined
- Sep 5, 2019
Oh yeah Hamber. Quote the nut who throws fits and eats food off the floor.
So real gorl.
- Joined
- Aug 19, 2017
Using Nickado Avocado for quotes of lucidity and transparency is like using Hitler quotes for inspiration and equality.
- Joined
- Jul 11, 2017
Sorry to cross post but I thought you gorls would like to know Chantal got a “shout out” from Trisha Paytas. Time stamp around 18:30. She says she watches mukbang compilations and she likes the way Chantal does “beauty bites! Trish called her “Foodie Booty” because apparently no one can pronounce her name.
Amber will probably cry about not being mentioned by Trisha.
- Joined
- Aug 10, 2017
While we're on the subject let me throw in that Chantal also just got a sponsorship from Coldest water bottles recently, something Amberlynn wanted so badly but alas.
edit to avoid double post: saw this in the fat acceptance thread. This woman is 5'2" (same height Amberlynn claims) and is SMALLER than her current weight as far as we know (542). Now obviously the fat distribution is a little different--this woman has gigantic hips and a smaller stomach/smaller arms than Amberlynn. The reason I'm sharing the video is so you can get an idea of how big Amberlynn really is and how she must look moving around. It's horrifying. It's a short vid
edit to avoid double post: saw this in the fat acceptance thread. This woman is 5'2" (same height Amberlynn claims) and is SMALLER than her current weight as far as we know (542). Now obviously the fat distribution is a little different--this woman has gigantic hips and a smaller stomach/smaller arms than Amberlynn. The reason I'm sharing the video is so you can get an idea of how big Amberlynn really is and how she must look moving around. It's horrifying. It's a short vid
Last edited:
- Joined
- Jul 11, 2017
Yes! I totally forgot about that. I was going to look into that further. So she’s legit sponsored? Chantal likes to make it seem like she’s more important than she actually is so I assumed she bought a Coldest Water bottle to show off and let people assume she’s sponsored.
- Joined
- Aug 10, 2017
She said she is and has an actual affiliate code, I think it's legit.
- Joined
- Sep 5, 2019
Looking at that chick's laygs gives an idea of what Amber's is like.
Horrifying. Imagine being proud of that?
- Joined
- Sep 28, 2019
This makes no fucking sense. Why are all these people so terrible at grammar?