Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[New & Improved Username]

Even now I start to feel bad for A

Is there any solid information on how Amber grew up in group homes? I'm not going to believe anything she says.

What's strange to me is that she's always been obese, how did she manage that bouncing between various foster cares?

Well we know the mom was in prison. That's a pretty good indication.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

Yeah because nurture in absolutely no way plays into how people turn out.

Totally disagree. Anyone who wants to be a decent person can be. Anyone who wants to make the most of their life can do so. You end up like AL in one of two ways: Either you have to actively choose the path of least resistance and cuntishness, or else be so vastly incapable of self-reflection that it doesn't matter if you had a good childhood or not because you won't ever understand that you have control over your actions and that your actions have consequences.

Sorry it offends your sensibilities to say AL was never gonna amount to much.

 

[Plague Dog]

And on that last one, I do believe that's what she did: she wrote out a script, gave it to MCC to record as her voicemail or Beggy's. Big Al then calls whichever one it is, and they decline it, sending it right to voicemail.

Which is probably why there was a jump cut during the ringing in the first video. Whoever's phone it was answered the first time.

So, a fake call - but done half-assed, with obvious omissions (no 911) and something easily checked (doctor's office not "closed for the holidays", and in fact open for business when people do call).

That's really the most important part:

1. They are open which proves the lie more than any of the detective work. They're not closed until January 1st.
2. She's still apparently not doing shit about her infection.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Totally disagree. Anyone who wants to be a decent person can be. Anyone who wants to make the most of their life can do so. You end up like AL in one of two ways: Either you have to actively choose the path of least resistance and cuntishness, or else be so vastly incapable of self-reflection that it doesn't matter if you had a good childhood or not because you won't ever understand that you have control over your actions and that your actions have consequences.

Sorry it offends your sensibilities to say AL was never gonna amount to much.

I'm not fussed. Some people like to look at things in black and white when they're not, and you seem to be one of them. I just think your complete dismissal of developmental psychology because of Big Al of all things, is lulzy as hell.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

I'm not fussed. Some people like to look at things in black and white when they're not, and you seem to be one of them. I just think your complete dismissal of developmental psychology because of Big Al of all things, is lulzy as hell.

Okey dokey. I'm sorry you're misinterpreting my point, but I'm also not interested in arguing so I'm not going to.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Whether the voicemail was real or fake, the whole thing was just stupid, period. That isn't even her doctor. If you have an infection that can evolve into something that could kill you, if that doctor doesn't answer, call someone else. Do what it takes to potentially save your life and health. She acts like that urologist is the only one that exists and she has to put all her eggs in that basket.

I agree. I still do not understand this charade. Either she want a consultation with a urologist or not. If she does not, she should not have bother to call one and take her medication and have a pee once in a while. If she did, why recording the first one, real or fake. She is not stupid enough not to realize that people do not necessarily work on weekends and holidays. People were able to talk to someone at the clinic and if she did call on Friday during working hours, she might have her appointment this week except for Wednesday. She likes drama and manipulate people but it is not going to work with medical professionals who have seen it all.

 

[Turd Blossom]

That stupid ass filter doesn't help

The ridiculous dog nose bobbing up and down, paired with her weird long "cleavage" taking up half the frame as Lawyerlynn angrily lectured everyone was more entertaining than all of Vlogmas put together.
Well that, and in her haste, anger and overall stupidity we got treated to a fabulous plethora of Amberisms:

• "It was coming from a thousands of people!"
• People was calling the urulogist's office over and over and overly repeadly!"
• "I got a really bad news about my brother which broke my heart" (Just one news though, apparantly)

My favorite part of this, however, was when she informed us that she really enjoyed doing vlogmas for us "even though I had to wake up sometimes" and powered through pain and "debression". Such a selfless gorl to wake up and film herself making a sandwich just to entertain the masses. Surely our gorl is on the short list for the next Nobel Peace Prize.

Honorable mention: Amber wishing those who support her "an amazing holiday". The rest of you haydurz can suck it on Christmas.

 

[Mandaark]

She likes drama and manipulate people but it is not going to work with medical professionals who have seen it all.

They'll try to help but in the end most medical professionals understand that you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink.
Or a cow, in this instance.

She'll be shoddily manipulating herself into an early grave for an illness that's only untreatable if you're ignorant or have trouble getting access to care (whether poor or in a developing country)

Cheers to that

 

[DaintyChokerGorl]

Merry Christmas Kiwis!

 

[Moonpie]

She couldn't avoid hopping onto one of her infamous sock accounts(on Mumble's latest vid) to say see you guyzz because of the Haydurs I couldn't finish vlogmas

 

[Red Mask]

Honorable mention: Amber wishing those who support her "an amazing holiday". The rest of you haydurz can suck it on Christmas.

Actually, the "haydurz" support her too and are pretty much the reason why I even bother with her at all.

 

[I liek fr0gs]

Merry Christmas, gorls!

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Merry Christmas Kiwis!

It still blows me away that she believes in chemtrails bullshit and is a flat earther.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

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Merry Christmas Kiwis!

Conspiracy theory chemtrail dumbassery. Maybe she should phone the government and ask them to do a thinning spray.

OT, but whatever: merry xmas, fellow asshole haydurs.

 

[Xenomorph]

Amber had a shit childhood, no doubt. But, this person is almost 30 years old and had a lot given to her a lot in her situation wouldnt have gotten. She needs to as an adult take ownership, also she surrounds herself with people now that do not speak on how she needs mental help and even worse, coddle her.
Im sorry but a lot of people have eaten shit as kids and yes lead to self destructive behavior but there comes a time where you have to get help and stop blaming something that happened long ago for your personal choices now.
She refuses to accept that her choices now are her own, she likes falling back on the past to fuel her current behavior as she does not want to stop.
After a certain time you have to pull yourself up and taking current ownership but she will not as her crying about being a victim awards her sympathy.
I have said this here numerous times, AL does not want help because she does not want to be responsible. Her being huge allows her an automatic out to be productive.
She leans on her past as a crutch and also as a means to keep using her drugs. Do I feel AL was shaped by her past? Of course. Were he parents disgusting cockbags? Absolutely. But do I think she should just keep relying on the past as a means to keep abusing? Fuck no, but again AL does not want to stop.

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

It still blows me away that she believes in chemtrails bullshit and is a flat earther.

She probably doesn't, it's just another trolling technique.

 

[DubbleBubble]

I always figure the fat is like an emotional protective bubble.

I mean, do you know any adult, who is not disabled that would get praise and YOU GO GORLS! for walking for a few seconds? Or who would make no effort literal slop buckets of food and expect praise , or lose .00001 pounds out of 600 and expect to be looked up at as a role model. the bar isnt low for Amber, it's laying on the ground, covered in shit. No one expects anything because look at her, she's 600 pounds, she CANT do anything.

Methed out fail parents or no, I imagine being so hideously fat and physically incapable molded Amber into what she is now. Every time something was expected of all the other kids, she'd always have that handy excuse of being physically incapable of doing X thing. Choices were always made for her and that's probably exactly the way she liked it, because hey making good life decisions is hard, better let someone else do it. Problem is after the big 18 all that stops and you're on your own. That's when the caregiver quest began, from one to another all the way up to now.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

She probably doesn't, it's just another trolling technique.

She is trolling here. However, Becky believes in all kind of weird stuff, such as ghosts, so that would not surprise me if she believes in chemtrails, area 51, etc.

 

[mekalekahi]

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Merry Christmas Kiwis!

What is the point of posting that you wont be on social media at all and then consistantly post afterwards?

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

She is trolling here. However, Becky believes in all kind of weird stuff, such as ghosts, so that would not surprise me if she believes in chemtrails, area 51, etc.

What with Eric and his inability to control his manbun that house is just full of stupid and I love it so much.

 

[Moonpie]

I always figure the fat is like an emotional protective bubble.

I mean, do you know any adult, who is not disabled that would get praise and YOU GO GORLS! for walking for a few seconds? Or who would make no effort literal slop buckets of food and expect praise , or lose .00001 pounds out of 600 and expect to be looked up at as a role model. the bar isnt low for Amber, it's laying on the ground, covered in shit. No one expects anything because look at her, she's 600 pounds, she CANT do anything.

Methed out fail parents or no, I imagine being so hideously fat and physically incapable molded Amber into what she is now. Every time something was expected of all the other kids, she'd always have that handy excuse of being physically incapable of doing X thing. Choices were always made for her and that's probably exactly the way she liked it, because hey making good life decisions is hard, better let someone else do it. Problem is after the big 18 all that stops and you're on your own. That's when the caregiver quest began, from one to another all the way up to now.

Big Al's life mantra
Eat as much as you can while you can and keep a 13 yr old sped mentality caretaker on hand at all times.