Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Turd Fergusson]

I suppose it would depend on the thickness and how much she sweats. I know someone irl who has somewhat thick hair who has to wash it daily because it gets noticeably greasy fast but they also have oily skin problems, so I imagine that has something to do with it. And they constantly play with their hair throughout the day.

anyways. Dry shampoo exists, amber qorl. And if that’s too expensive baby powder works alright, too but neither are an alternative to actually bathing.

I also think that her hair is way too long for the amount of care that she provides it. Shoulder length would be so much easier to manage.

 

[Cooking Mama]

I also think that her hair is way too long for the amount of care that she provides it. Shoulder length would be so much easier to manage.

Agreed. She wouldn’t want it too short because while it is easier to wash and maintain, it’d get greasier way faster and I’m assuming it’s not her hair that is giving her enough trouble to keep her from bathing often. Oof. So, shoulder length would be probably be best...

Yanno, I’m aware that bathing is something of a huge task for obese people and I’m sure they would shower if they could, but ugh. Besides physical health problems, it can really mess with your mental health, too, which she doesn’t exactly need to happen.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Autistic questions (sorry if asked in the past):
How long does she need to stay away from the shower for her hair to get that disgusting?....So it got me wondering how her shitty fat diet impacts her sebum production (it just has to), thus how long it takes for her hair to get that nasty, thus just how many days she spends not showering.

With her terrible diet and lots of sleeping on pillow mountain, the linens for which are likely not laundered that often? I'd wager just a few days.

In any case, gorl how can you not see how nasty you are before you decide to film and upload on YouTube ? smh.

The same way she looks at herself overall and sees a dainty, svelte princess, I imagine. Since she's always eyefucking herself and making those asinine duck lips, you can tell she thinks she's hawt, even with greasy hair and dandruff falling like lake effect snow in the upper Midwest.

 

[raritycunt]

I thought that particular cunts profile looked familiar and it’s someone from my Instagram. Of course the fat “beauty school drop out” would defend Ambur’s ass.

 

[CarbieDoll]

From the "Amberlynn's Ankle Rolls" thread

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/amberlynns-ankle-rolls.34200/post-5922053

 

[Fascist Ferret]

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I thought that particular cunts profile looked familiar and it’s someone from my Instagram. Of course the fat “beauty school drop out” would defend Ambur’s ass.

Why would you put beauty school DROP OUT so prominently on your profile? I dont think that that is to be bragged about... especially when her current creator is as a makeup artist.... yikes, you know what, I'm not surprise that someone defending amber is a fecking moron

 

[raritycunt]

Why would you put beauty school DROP OUT so prominently on your profile? I dont think that that is to be bragged about... especially when her current creator is as a makeup artist.... yikes, you know what, I'm not surprise that someone defending amber is a fecking moron

Her twitter isn’t much better!

 

[Fascist Ferret]

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Her twitter isn’t much better!

I stopped over dramatizing the importance of zodiac signs when I was fucking twelve, and it's only conceited cunts who want an excuse for their behavior that read into it into adulthood, at least in my experience.

Does amberlynn subscribe to zodiac at all? Does anyone remember her mentioning that mumbo jumbo on her own accord? She seems like she would. She weirdly isnt cute enough or smart enough to actually be a basic bitch, but she tries to emulate basic bitch habits and mannerisms

 

[Turd Fergusson]

I stopped over dramatizing the importance of zodiac signs when I was fucking twelve, and it's only conceited cunts who want an excuse for their behavior that read into it into adulthood, at least in my experience.

Does amberlynn subscribe to zodiac at all? Does anyone remember her mentioning that mumbo jumbo on her own accord? She seems like she would. She weirdly isnt cute enough or smart enough to actually be a basic bitch, but she tries to emulate basic bitch habits and mannerisms

I think that if you believe that contrails are government conspiracies, you would believe pretty well anything, including horoscopes, etc.

 

[mekalekahi]

She has said numerous times that she doesnt believe in zodiac signs. Actually she just recently said in that IG live that she doesnt believe in it because she "went to college". Shes stupid and is now using characteristics of signs to excuse her shit personality and behavior.

 

[ThankYou45]

Looks like our baby gorl is gonna upload a weigh in. Don't fall the clickbait as fuck thumbnail

 

[Punkinsplice]

I think the main point was that it's everyone else's fault that Amber is a cunt because they bait a capricorn Sagittarius or whatever.

 

[Fascist Ferret]

She has said numerous times that she doesnt believe in zodiac signs. Actually she just recently said in that IG live that she doesnt believe in it because she "went to college". Shes stupid and is now using characteristics of signs to excuse her shit personality and behavior.

Yeah, and she dropped out lmao

 

[literally low-key]

Her first weigh-in of 2020 is promised at 6pm today. Thumbnail of Amber crying is just clickbait I believe.

 

[Bees]

it's a reference to this:

 

[DefCon Dumb]

I'll be damned if I anxiously hover & wait for a live weigh in - better things to do. The fact she cluck baited a "Live at Seven" video is... interesting. I suspect most of the responses to her stupid question about being believed didn't go as she had thought it would.

 

[ThankYou45]

It's gonna be hilarious if she didn't lose more than 30 lbs during all this time like most people her size (or bigger) on My 600-lb Life show do in the first month

Can't wait for her excuse that she was "swollen" that day if she doesn't weigh as much as she wanted to

If she lost more than 30 lbs... good for her, I guess? Then it's gonna be a matter of keeping it off, but knowing this bitch, she'll do the same she did with those 89 lbs she lost: eat yourself to the point you weigh an extra 200 lbs more

 

[StrawberryDouche]

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Looks like our baby gorl is gonna upload a weigh in. Don't fall the clickbait as fuck thumbnail

Is that 2 AM Kentucky time or 2 AM Jeffree Star time?


Official guess: 540.6

 

[Aldora]

Official guess: 540.6

I am going to go for 560.3

 

[Bitchinista]

With how long she says she's been losing weight this time, her weight could easily be under 540. I'm curious to hear the number just to hear if this is another episode of her losing 5lbs of water and then gaining it right back, or if she's actually hit a new milestone in a streak of weight loss.