Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

and the hadyur nation that sprang from her fatty folds.

Children of the Fupa. A horror film, now playing at a venue near you.

 

[a bootiful jung woman]

I'm just confused why she would buy a second scale that only weighed up to 550 if the first one had a higher weight capacity. Nothing makes sense in Ambers world.

Both scales she has go up to 750lbs. There are lower-weight models of the talking scale available but she has the 750 one. @StrawberryDouche explained the exact reason Amber bought the talking scale, and it's why her return to the old scale is suspicious (or an attempt to delude herself).

 

[a bootiful jung woman]

Why would she buy a lower weight limit scale after purchasing the one that weighs up to 750? The 750 scale IS THE NEW SCALE lol The lies are endless.

Both scales she has go up to 750lbs

1. The older scale is the 'parcel scale' with 750lbs capacity, small platform, tare option, and the number display is on a cord. She has returned t using this one and showed it in her last weigh-in video, but she had stopped using it because she couldn't properly stand on it because laygs, so going back to it is intriguing.
2. The newer scale is the talking one with 750lbs capacity, larger platform, NO tare option, and the number display on the scale but also spoken. She probably doesn't like that it backtalked her by saying 'bye' at the inappropriate moment? However, she can comfortably stand on this scale.

 

[SassyAndMorbidlyObese]

Both scales she has go up to 750lbs

1. The older scale is the 'parcel scale' with 750lbs capacity, small platform, tare option, and the number display is on a cord. She has returned t using this one and showed it in her last weigh-in video, but she had stopped using it because she couldn't properly stand on it because laygs, so going back to it is intriguing.
2. The newer scale is the talking one with 750lbs capacity, larger platform, NO tare option, and the number display on the scale but also spoken. She probably doesn't like that it backtalked her by saying 'bye' at the inappropriate moment? However, she can comfortably stand on this scale.

Okay, I thought the other went up to only 550.

 

[a bootiful jung woman]

Okay, I thought the other went up to only 550.

It does come in a lower-capacity model as well, I think fat Amy has a 500lb model of the same type.

 

[SassyAndMorbidlyObese]

It does come in a lower-capacity model as well, I think fat Amy has a 500lb model of the same type.

I just wonder what goes through their heads to justify buying a expensive scale because they can't use normal ones. I'd consider just necking myself and put the money saved towards funeral costs.

 

[Fascist Ferret]

Tbh I'd make my next goal "be able to be weighed by scale" instead of spending money on one to get my specific weight. Like, if you're over 500 lbs, why do you need to know specifically how much? You're a fat fuck either way

 

[Das Bucket]

Just a comparison of Amberlynn’s old weight loss Instagram with her new one. My questions are: what’s with the diamond emojis? Why not use the old account? Why have a separate account for weight loss at all?

This is the issue with her. The weight loss has to be a big production with January 1st angle reveals, Optavia, multiple Instagram accounts, etc.

In the photo caption from the first account she says “I know I’m dying, so please don’t tell me anything I don’t already know” yet she’s remained 500+ lbs for over a YEAR since.

 

[Fascist Ferret]

Just a comparison of Amberlynn’s old weight loss Instagram with her new one. My questions are: what’s with the diamond emojis? Why not use the old account? Why have a separate account for weight loss at all?

This is the issue with her. The weight loss has to be a big production with January 1st angle reveals, Optavia, multiple Instagram accounts, etc.

In the photo caption from the first account she says “I know I’m dying, so please don’t tell me anything I don’t already know” yet she’s remained 500+ lbs for over a YEAR since.
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Shes the type of person who think that "I'm sorry" is the end, not the beginning, of making up for a mistake... now what do I mean by that? Well, some people make mistakes, learn from them, try to better themselves, and when they say they're sorry after realizing they've done wrong, they dont move on... they work harder. When she tries "new starts" through new diets and social media accounts, whatever, shes trying to push aside her mistakes, for people to stop holding her accountable, "yes I've made mistakes before but now is different" but what's different? The circumstances, maybe, but she wont change how she acts. She doesnt want to scrutinize or criticize herself. She wants the dopamine of starting a journey, not the satisfaction from growing and setting out on the journey.

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

Tbh I'd make my next goal "be able to be weighed by scale" instead of spending money on one to get my specific weight. Like, if you're over 500 lbs, why do you need to know specifically how much? You're a fat fuck either way

You have a point. But really, these are people who can gain or lose 30-50+ pounds in short periods and no one including themselves can even tell. No one needs a scale more than these people, especially considering their heavy denial and complete inability to measure when it comes to following a diet. Plus they usually live in tarps so they don't have the same sense of "wow I've been having a lot of pizza and beer lately and my pants feel tight" as a normal person.

 

[Fascist Ferret]

You have a point. But really, these are people who can gain or lose 30-50+ pounds in short periods and no one including themselves can even tell. No one needs a scale more than these people, especially considering their heavy denial and complete inability to measure when it comes to following a diet. Plus they usually live in tarps so they don't have the same sense of "wow I've been having a lot of pizza and beer lately and my pants feel tight" as a normal person.

I'm sorry, I'm a bit confused. So what difference would a scale make if they are still going to eat unhealthy portions? Are you saying that they should weigh and see that their weight keeps going up, or that they should weigh their food...? What's the utility?

 

[Concerned Vagino-American]

Gross, Amber, Some things are best kept private.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

How does a doctor "pick you up like a bowling ball"? I seem to be suffering from a lack of imagination this evening.

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

Gross, Amber, Some things are best kept private.

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Wh... what?

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Oh Lord, think I just figured it out but that makes zero sense.

 

[Birthday Dickpunch]

All I can picture is a doctor pulling "the shocker" and scooping her up. That sure would be traumatic, if it happened. I'd like to see whatever doc was strong enough to pick up fatty mcgee there one-handed, even as a kid.

 

[ADHD]

Oh Lord, think I just figured it out but that makes zero sense.

Yeah I think I figured it out too. Did this pig seriously just accuse a doctor of finger raping her?

"Oh you guys just make so many assumptions, that's just crazy to me!" Well Amber, you pick up a bowling ball by sticking two fingers and your thumb inside of it, so if that's not what you meant, you should have phrased it differently.

 

[Chamaelirium]

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[Chihiro]

Yeah I think I figured it out too. Did this pig seriously just accuse a doctor of finger raping her?

"Oh you guys just make so many assumptions, that's just crazy to me!" Well Amber, you pick up a bowling ball by sticking two fingers and your thumb inside of it, so if that's not what you meant, you should have phrased it differently.

B-O-W-L-I-N-G B-A-L-L

I used the wrong word.

 

[Fascist Ferret]

How does a doctor "pick you up like a bowling ball"? I seem to be suffering from a lack of imagination this evening.

All I can picture is a doctor pulling "the shocker" and scooping her up. That sure would be traumatic, if it happened. I'd like to see whatever doc was strong enough to pick up fatty mcgee there one-handed, even as a kid.

Am I evil for laughing? I cant stop, send help