Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Slappy McGherkin]

Yeah I think I figured it out too. Did this pig seriously just accuse a doctor of finger raping her?

"Oh you guys just make so many assumptions, that's just crazy to me!" Well Amber, you pick up a bowling ball by sticking two fingers and your thumb inside of it, so if that's not what you meant, you should have phrased it differently.

Well, if he picked her up like a bowling ball (doubtful as fuck), I at least hope he tossed her down the hallway for a Strike and not a 7-10 split.

If anybody out there has been lurking long enough to be an asset to the forum, I thought i would point out that the username Pineapple Pinup appears to be wide open.

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Sweet! But, I'm sticking with Slappy.

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

I'm sorry, I'm a bit confused. So what difference would a scale make if they are still going to eat unhealthy portions? Are you saying that they should weigh and see that their weight keeps going up, or that they should weigh their food...? What's the utility?

I was assuming that anyone who's super-massively fucking fat (i.e. in the market for 750 lb capacity scales) would at least be attempting to do something about it, but that admittedly might be a mistaken assumption. I just meant that people who eat that much and get that huge are in obvious need of objective measuring tools because clearly their intuition is shit.

 

[Fascist Ferret]

I was assuming that anyone who's super-massively fucking fat (i.e. in the market for 750 lb capacity scales) would at least be attempting to do something about it, but that admittedly might be a mistaken assumption. I just meant that people who eat that much and get that huge are in obvious need of objective measuring tools because clearly their intuition is shit.

Even if they get those tools. They might just ignore them or excuse them away. Like amber. Who has such fancy tech but is still a fat fuck lol

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Gross, Amber, Some things are best kept private.

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BULLSHIT.

 

[FatalTater]

I really hope any doctors in her area are smart enough to not be alone with a patient when doing exams, because with no witnesses a claim like that could destroy a career.

Also I call bullshit. When was Fat Amber small enough to be picked up one-handed? Age 2? She expects us to believe she remembers stuff from that age?

 

[mekalekahi]

Gross, Amber, Some things are best kept private.

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So shes saying a doctor lifted her up by her holes in front of her parents? Dont parents stay in the room till around 12-14? She was 400 lbs as a teen so wtf?

 

[ADHD]

So shes saying a doctor lifted her up by her holes in front of her parents? Dont parents stay in the room till around 12-14? She was 400 lbs as a teen so wtf?

How young would she have to have been for her to have been light enough for a doctor to lift her up like that? Jesus Christ.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

This has got to rank as one of the most preposterous things she's ever said. I wonder if anyone actually believes this shit or if she's simply trialing even more blatant bullshit to see what she can get away with?

 

[log_breath]

I think maybe she means they picked her up by putting one hand on her head and one on her crotch if she was small enough but the shocker theory is the funniest thing I have seen today.

 

[Fascist Ferret]

I think maybe she means they picked her up by putting one hand on her head and one on her crotch if she was small enough but the shocker theory is the funniest thing I have seen today.

But why would you pick up a child like the anyway? I'm seriously perplexed by what the fuck she means

 

[krazy orange cat]

Back on r/Amberlynn, there were people who used to say that when Amber was in foster care she had more fingers in her than a bowling ball. I wonder if that's where she picked up the phrase.

 

[Billie Ross]

So shes saying a doctor lifted her up by her holes in front of her parents? Dont parents stay in the room till around 12-14? She was 400 lbs as a teen so wtf?

We saw a picture of her as a baby, she was a FAT double chin Cartman look like ass baby, poor Dr will had a disc hernia after "picking" her up.
The trauma was probably about the Dr having to ask help to lift the baby Hambo.

 

[Fleasburger]

Can someone now make that WiiSports Bowling Vine/Meme using Hamber's fat body? Thanks.

 

[raritycunt]

Gross, Amber, Some things are best kept private.

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It was so traumatic but let me phrase is like a total joke and not take it seriously instead.

 

[I liek fr0gs]

Did the doctor shove their index and middle finger up your nostril and thumb in your mouth to lift you up?!

Make it make sense.

 

[PineapplePinup]

If anybody out there has been lurking long enough to be an asset to the forum, I thought i would point out that the username Pineapple Pinup appears to be wide open.

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Been lurking here since 2018 and you grew on me,guys Thanks

 

[ThankYou45]

She mistook one of her fat rolls the doctor sticked his finger between with her vaginaaa and now she accuses him of finger raping her

 

[Snusmumriken]

It's only the beginning of February but this has got to be the Amberism of the year.

 

[mental gymnastics]

Someone posted this on Twitter. It’s from a book by Howard Stern.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

I wonder why she keeps making those excuses that do not make sense. She could have said that she hates going to the doctor. Loads of people hate going to the doctors. Same thing when she was asked about Twinkie. She said that she goes to the vets monthly, when we know that she does not.