Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Dry Gorl]

Has Amber done any livestreams lately? It seems like she hasn't done one in forever. Did she finally learn from her mistakes () and realize what a colossal cringy bitch she is live, where it's also harder to keep track of her lies? Or is there another reason? I kind of miss the unedited cringe and occasional trolling by the audience.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Don't worry - we know she reads here, so she'll probably do one just because it's her nature to immediately disagree with a thing ("See? Doing a livestream!"), and she also can't help trying to stick it to haydur nation.

 

[Des B*]

Calling it now that we'll get another mookbong today. Her last 3 uploads have been mukbangs every 2 days.

 

[mental gymnastics]

I don’t know how to embed a video here because I’m an a.utist, but this shit is just on another level. So D and D gifted ALR a photo album of herself! To make it even better, it looks like all those pictures are taken from her Instagram. Wtf, her ex girlfriend and her now fiancé gave her a book that’s full of pictures of Amber + and an occasional picture with her Thumb butler. And the cover is a picture of Amber from like, what, 5 years ago? They even titled it with her name! This is brilliant. Perfect present for the narc.


PS. Destiny ❤

 

[FatalTater]

Fat Amber's going to have to pull out all the stops to compete with Chantal's breakup and whatever the hell Amy's Life Journey keeps doing.

 

[ADHD]

Calling it now that we'll get another mookbong today. Her last 3 uploads have been mukbangs every 2 days.

It will probably be another 25+ minute one where she eats more than she talks and when she'll talk she'll say absolutely nothing. Passive aggressive cunt, lol.

 

[mental gymnastics]

It will probably be another 25+ minute one where she eats more than she talks and when she'll talk she'll say absolutely nothing. Passive aggressive cunt, lol.

Don’t forget about the lip smacking. 90% of the content is her smacking and licking her lips.

 

[ADHD]

Don’t forget about the lip smacking. 90% of the content is her smacking and licking her lips.

I forgot, she'll probably also be shilling Freshly for more free food.

 

[Concerned Vagino-American]

I forgot, she'll probably also be shilling Freshly for more free food.

It'll be interesting to see once Amber gains all the weight back and finally drops dead and all that mess will be associated with eating Freshly.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

I don’t know how to embed a video here because I’m an a.utist, but this shit is just on another level. So D and D gifted ALR a photo album of herself! To make it even better, it looks like all those pictures are taken from her Instagram. Wtf, her ex girlfriend and her now fiancé gave her a book that’s full of pictures of Amber + and an occasional picture with her Thumb butler. And the cover is a picture of Amber from like, what, 5 years ago? They even titled it with her name! This is brilliant. Perfect present for the narc.

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PS. Destiny ❤

How very meta of them. Also telling that they innately understand her favorite topic, and the one in which she is most interested, is herself.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

I don't think she's giving Freshly quite the endorsement they have in mind. Orgasming over food, to which she's added more isn't the way to sell yourself as a spokesman. Okay, we get it... she wants us to think they're delicious. But wouldn't the company want her to mention how easy they are to order, quick delivery, simple & easy to follow instructions & simple to prepare?

 

[Strong Tomato]

I don't think she's giving Freshly quite the endorsement they have in mind. Orgasming over food, to which she's added more isn't the way to sell yourself as a spokesman. Okay, we get it... she wants us to think they're delicious. But wouldn't the company want her to mention how easy they are to order, quick delivery, simple & easy to follow instructions & simple to prepare?

She isn't even doing a good job at selling how good their food is. However she prepares it, she makes it look horrible. Very dull and disgusting looking.

You can also tell she doesn't like the food, at all. She might say that's its good but she isn't like rolling her eyes back into her head and moaning and going "mhm mhmmm" after every bite like she does with food she actually enjoys.

 

[I never almost drownded]

So does she actually have an endorsement from Freshly? Surprised she hasn't got reported if she keeps shilling without declaring that relationship

 

[MonikerStalker]

Fat Amber's going to have to pull out all the stops to compete with Chantal's breakup and whatever the hell Amy's Life Journey keeps doing.

I've watched Amy's life journey almost a year. Seeing her sudden rise in fame and how she is now having trouble keeping up with her lies and now trolling just like amberlynn is so interesting. It's hard to pinpoint why all of us dissecting amberlynn reid is interesting but seeing her influence is not debatable

 

[Des B*]

Wah Wah

 

[literally low-key]

So does she actually have an endorsement from Freshly? Surprised she hasn't got reported if she keeps shilling without declaring that relationship

Anyone who signs up for Freshly gets a code to share with their friends and family. So not necessarily.

 

[MuchoMochiMan]

Alright caught up, is there a way to set up a betting system for her life expectancy and weight gain? Like pay 1:1 if she lives or dies this year.

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

Alright caught up, is there a way to set up a betting system for her life expectancy and weight gain? Like pay 1:1 if she lives or dies this year.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/dead-pool-for-fatty.58646/

Here you go, fam.

 

[Wonky Eye]

I feel like a huge part of Amber's self-esteem is tied to her hair. Sexy women have long hair in her mind. She cares more about the length than about the condition it is in (it's fucking dying). She's not gonna cut it. She's not gonna do anything with it except put it up into a poop bun. Anything else is too much effort.

Late, but bold of you to assume putting that lenght up in a poopbun isn't effort with her batwings.

 

[xoxo_gossipgorl]

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Wah Wah

go cry to someone else lol