Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[DefCon Dumb]

In her long list of various social media handles her "business" Email addy always makes me smirk just a little.

What business would that be, Amber? Hoping companies will reach out to you for sponsorships? A handy way for feeders to contact you? A music artist thinking you're just what they need as a featured back up dancer when they drop their next video?

More likely it's a fake flex she hopes will remind us in a subtle way that she's a Serious, Growed Up Adult.

We see you, Boo-boo.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

In her long list of various social media handles her "business" Email addy always makes me smirk just a little.

What business would that be, Amber? Hoping companies will reach out to you for sponsorships? A handy way for feeders to contact you? A music artist thinking you're just what they need as a featured back up dancer when they drop their next video?

More likely it's a fake flex she hopes will remind us in a subtle way that she's a Serious, Growed Up Adult.

We see you, Boo-boo.

Feeders asking for her venmo or paypal, I imagine. I mean really, when she's whoring herself out - for free - trying to get sponsored by the Coldest Water bottle or Freshly, why would they bother. If I were a company with a product of some kind, I'd offer it to the larger, well known "influencers" (JFC how I hate that term) and rely on idiots/the most gullible and copycat YTers/bloggers/etc. like Big Al to copy whatever the big guys were doing, as they are desperate to try to keep up with the Joneses, thereby giving me more exposure without it costing a cent.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

find it odd that she's still clinging on to that pineappleepinup IG in her recent video like it matters.

A Yahoo email address for business. Serious inquiries only!

 

[I never almost drownded]

Well, I wonder if her nerves are as sensitive as a normal person's...
It is extremely surprising how mobile she is though. She must have the genetics of a super athlete or sum, her body confuses an scares me. Honestly, I would love to study her from a scientific point of view, her biology is fascinating.
Makes the fat suit theory more unnerving, however.

This is just my scientific opinion, but she clearly has the same elite athlete genetics as two-time Ironman nominee Ragen Chastain. ALR needs to use her unrivaled attributes and channel it into the world of 5km marathons and a strict training schedule of taking a dozen photos on the same day.

 

[DarkSydePundit]

A Yahoo email address for business. Serious inquiries only!

She couldn’t have picked a catchier name. Really easy to memorize and write down. Maybe this would be 2nd place: Amberlynnreidonyoutubefilmingherweightlossvideosandlifestyleadventuresandohdidimentionilost89poundsoncegivemeattention@yahoo.com

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Trisha Paytas' business email used to be and maybe still is, Trishaonyt@ so no original thought there.

 

[Your_Fairy_Wish_Prince]

Anytime Amber dances, I'm confused. I can't tell whether she's trying to be cute and quirky like how she intentionally mispronounces word, is dancing because she's an attention seeking try hard or whether she really believes she's doing something because she was a "dancer" (sure, girl, okay. ) as a child.

Lets also not forget she was a child soccer star, champion soft ballplayer and also in the girl scouts. Kinda privileged for a foster child drop-kicked into the system because she had meth monkey parents

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Lets also not forget she was a child soccer star, champion soft ballplayer and also in the girl scouts. Kinda privileged for a foster child drop-kicked into the system because she had meth money parents

Probably, the reason she was made the “choreographer “ is that she could not dance. Like most school, they did not want to kick her out of the dance troupe because they do not like to make kids feel bad about themselves, so they give them a “job” for the activity. She was probably close to 400 lbs and likely was not able to follow other students.

 

[mekalekahi]

Couple more days till she updates us on her Feb weightloss!!

 

[DefCon Dumb]

I can hardly WAIT! She's said time & time again that she's eating hulthily, is 'moving more' & being back on her meds means she's feeling better & with that comes more motivation & all that positive vibe shit.

Why, I expect at LEAST 20 lbs. off! Looking forward to squealing with Proud Joy as I clap my hands together like a seal in front of a fish bucket!

Who took my damned bong?

 

[Punkinsplice]

I am not sure if she needs life insurance. Life insurance is needed to replace income for your dependent and I am not sure about her relationship with Becky. How would her weight affect the monthly premium she would need to pay? Finally, since she does not see health insurance as important enough, I cannot see her getting life insurance.

life insurance= giant target symbol on Amber's fat head. Becky's grifter clan would set up her demise and may even get away with it if she becomes worth more dead than alive.

 

[Okami Green]

life insurance= giant target symbol on Amber's fat head. Becky's grifter clan would set up her demise and may even get away with it if she becomes worth more dead than alive.

Spoiler

What the fuck do you do with the whale carcass, though? You can't cremate her, burial would be expensive since most places don't offer coffins the size of pillow mountain... I think she would end up rotting in a broken chair for a few years tbh.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

life insurance= giant target symbol on Amber's fat head. Becky's grifter clan would set up her demise and may even get away with it if she becomes worth more dead than alive.

Well, Becky drives belted, while Amber is not. In case of a front end collision, one stays in the car, and the other, well...

 

[Okami Green]

Well, Becky drives belted, while Amber is not. In case of a front end collision, one stays in the car, and the other, well...

Rich of you to assume that she requires any sort of restraint mechanism to remain in place. There can't be that much room between her and the dash when she's pressed against the door and the seat.

 

[Punkinsplice]

Spoiler

What the fuck do you do with the whale carcass, though? You can't cremate her, burial would be expensive since most places don't offer coffins the size of pillow mountain... I think she would end up rotting in a broken chair for a few years tbh.

It would be perfect poetic justice for them to kill their pay pig only to spend all of the money getting her buried and paying off her er debts.
Edit: I do believd that in a high velocity crash the internal organs still move even if the body has no where to go on impact. It would be like all of her organs were thrown against a wall at like 200 mph or something like that (not an actual statistic). So she would die from massive internal bleeding. I am spouting this from a crime doc I watched years ago, so I could be full of crap.

 

[ADHD]

life insurance= giant target symbol on Amber's fat head. Becky's grifter clan would set up her demise and may even get away with it if she becomes worth more dead than alive.

Yeah. She doesn't need life insurance. Beggy can move in with Norma Jean or Misty Dawn Pedofucker until she lands herself a job after Amber kicks it. Amber doesn't need to do anything to set them up with money. And Beggy shouldn't expect to live off Amber's residual ad revenues either, because I guarantee one or both of Amber's parents will be making the claim for that as Amber's next of kin.

 

[Moonpie]

Found this. It's an old post but still shows her true mentality and how she feels about animals.
Cunt.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Found this. It's an old post but still shows her true mentality and how she feels about animals.
Cunt.
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What. A. Bitch.

It would be perfect poetic justice for them to kill their pay pig only to spend all of the money getting her buried and paying off her er debts.
Edit: I do believd that in a high velocity crash the internal organs still move even if the body has no where to go on impact. It would be like all of her organs were thrown against a wall at like 200 mph or something like that (not an actual statistic). So she would die from massive internal bleeding. I am spouting this from a crime doc I watched years ago, so I could be full of crap.

This is true. Source: from those same sorts of crime/forensic shows but also from some dude who swerved off the road near here so as not to hit a car that had swerved into his lane. Unluckily for him, it was a curve and heavily wooded and he rammed a tree doing about 60. Died almost instantly from his heart and trachea becoming separated internally from the rest of him in the very sudden stop. He was externally relatively uninjured.

Yeah. She doesn't need life insurance. Beggy can move in with Norma Jean or Misty Dawn Pedofucker until she lands herself a job after Amber kicks it. Amber doesn't need to do anything to set them up with money. And Beggy shouldn't expect to live off Amber's residual ad revenues either, because I guarantee one or both of Amber's parents will be making the claim for that as Amber's next of kin.

Like vultures circling to clean up.

 

[Your_Fairy_Wish_Prince]

Spoiler

What the fuck do you do with the whale carcass, though? You can't cremate her, burial would be expensive since most places don't offer coffins the size of pillow mountain... I think she would end up rotting in a broken chair for a few years tbh.

I mean...dynamite kinda worked that one time.

And the results were hilarious

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Periodically, I'll see comments along the lines of: "She was so much more likeable, sweet & soft spoken back when she was first starting on YouTube. Too bad she's changed & for the worse."

To which I'll think: "Bullshit in spades!"

I don't follow her social media but enough has been brought here & when you cross reference the dates of her snippy social media stuff to her breathy, wide eyed ingenue style in the early days of YouTube, there are glaring differences.

I've always held the opinion that her social media stuff is closer to the real person than her YouTube stuff. Look at her various disasters on YouNow, live Q & A sessions & her rants on Twitter, Insta & her other platforms. She's flat out a superficial, snotty bitch. She may not edit her YouTube uploads but she goes into filming them with some idea of what she wants to portray; her success at doing so is another story.

Over time, one easily sees that she lives in the moment & seems to honestly think the rest of the world does as well. How else to explain she thinks saying something today opposite of what she said yesterday, magically erases yesterday's utterings?

Certainly there are habits & personality traits that time, education, experience & maturity alters but the underlying personality & unaddressed issues don't. She doesn't have the education & clarity of thought that brings, zero meaningful adult experiences & her lack of maturity is a byword among internet train wrecks. I don't know why or how she obtained Twinkie but I'm willing to bet it was either because 1 of her big time internet crushes had a chihuahua or she felt she could score some kind of viewer points. With the money she brings in, she has no excuse for the shameful neglect that dog suffers.