Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 550 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,620 74.5%

  • Total voters
    3,519
I mean ... If she caught the virus, it would be extremely bad for her considering the state of her lungs alone. I've heard the virus can negatively affect the kidneys as well in some cases, and Amber apparently comes down with a UTI twice a week or something. So yeah, it would be really bad for her if she caught it.

Watch her make a vlog about it, and watch her show off the precautions she's taking to protect herself against the virus out of "concern for her health." lol.
i would die to see her trying to put on a mask properly, on top of that shed probably buy a 2 ply or a cloth allergen mask instead... i wonder if they make masks to even fit the moon.. 🤔

Kentucky is in a state of emergency over one case of corona virus? Seems kind of like an overreaction. Now if that one case was Al, maybe it would warrant such a panic.
well considering probably only .1% of people actually practice general hygiene including handwashing in kentucky. only one case is enough for the call.
 
A better, more accurate caption should have been:

"I'm going to continue doing whatever the fuck I want. If I'm upset, you'll know (but I'll lie about it). If I'm happy, you'll know (but I'll lie about it). If I binge, you'll know cause you have eyes (but I'll still lie about it). If I'm on track, you'll know (cause I got sick). Thanks for continuing to fund my super-morbid obesity and hoarding with your inability to install AdBlock. I'll be back when I need more money, and not a second sooner! Fuck you and have a great day, guise!"
 
A better, more accurate caption should have been:

"I'm going to continue doing whatever the fuck I want. If I'm upset, you'll know (but I'll lie about it). If I'm happy, you'll know (but I'll lie about it). If I binge, you'll know cause you have eyes (but I'll still lie about it). If I'm on track, you'll know (cause I got sick). Thanks for continuing to fund my super-morbid obesity and hoarding with your inability to install AdBlock. I'll be back when I need more money, and not a second sooner! Fuck you and have a great day, guise!"

Pretty amazing, Warrior. That's exactly the way I read it when it was first posted. She and Becky need to get busy on her "All About Me" children's book.

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If she's hunting for a replacement for the Beckster, she might consider washing her hair. Hell if she's posting selfies or uploading at any time for any reason, she might think about washing her hair.

What the hell is it with that age/weight group? They can't post any photo without a ton of heavy filtering & other editing. Are they that insecure?
 
I'm getting kinda tired of the "ugly filters" she constantly uses on Snapchat. It comes off as her trying too hard to be cute. Like some skinny pretty girl who constantly makes ugly faces and uses gross filters because it's so cute and quirky uwu not like the other girls!!!!

Also lol at her trying to say she wasn't blaming Becky. Yes you were, gorl.
 
We know it isn't Becky's fault, because Fat Amber was fat before they ever met.
Yes, Amber was fat before she met Becky. But her weight gain didn't go into serious overdrive until after they were together, gaining a horrifying 91 lbs in 2018.

Amber is a gluttonous pig and Becky enables her.
 
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