Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[gorl on a mission]

Both Heaven and Hell won't take them.

every time you mention amber's death another 89 days is added to her lifespan. she's like ashley isaacs but uh.... like, 15 of her.

 

[Logical Fallacies]

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Shout out to the filter for shaving 200 lbs off her face.

Edit: I can't English today.

 

[DaintyChokerGorl]

That's still her snap right, or do we have to worry about tracking this wildebeest on tiktok now, too

No no no, just snap! Hammy’s getting down with the cool kids and their hip tunes!

 

[kiwirevolving]

Did she discover the face thinner filter just now or did I only notice it just now?

For someone that admits she has a moon face she sure as shit is insecure

 

[Dragon Lady]

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Get a tiktok! Maybe that will make you less boring

 

[Lame Entropy]

I know deliveries are still going on but if Amber doesn't significantly lose weight now of all times, she's truly a lost cause.

 

[Pog Mathoin]

Nah , I think she's setting herself and her audience up for this:

"I can't stick to muh diet right now because we are staying at home so all I can eat is nuggies and burgers. I bought Becky a mask on Amazon so she is OK to go to the drive-thru. Plus my doctor changed my anxiety meds and now my anxiety is soooooo bad now you guyz because of the virus-type-situation and I am so worried about nobody watching my vlogs the whole world catching the virus because I am so sensitive like that. So you guys, I have decided to put my weight-loss-journey on hold for a while and I thought I might film some mukbangs to cheer my fans up"

Amberlynn is nothing if not predictable.

 

[thejackal]

I'll never get how shitty people like Amber get to live for so long.

she might be "living" but she ain't living, is she? Not while housebound before 30 and soon probably bed bound.

 

[Bookish]

The worst thing Amber, or whoever was responsible, did was keep taking those subreddits down and go after reaction channels. They helped keep interest going, people wanted to a venue to leave responses, but were too scared to post here and didnt want to make throwaway FB accounts for that group. She clearly came to hate vlogging, and people started to notice she'd just post when it was time to re-up her YT check money. You have channels who would get most of their views off Amber, who now get fewer views from vids reacting to her, than other content they're producing. That's insane.

She usually asks what videos people want to see, then ignores the responses ans put out something stupid. She's asking now on IG, and I guarantee she'll actually take suggestions this time since she's facing stiff competition, now. Interest has been waning the last few months.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Increasingly, what people are going to want to see from any online persona comprises subjects of which she has no knowledge & no interest. If she was willing to stumble through basic cooking skills, she might actually attract some interest - loads of people don't have basic cooking skills & seeing her make mistakes, (we all do!), would encourage people to keep trying & learning. She doesn't like cooking? Too bad - learning to do things we don't like or find boring is going to be a new fact of life & she should hop on that train before too many others do if she wants to keep her numbers high enough to get money to eat.

 

[Twinkie]

It goes without saying, but apparently she was lying when she claimed to save sixty(?)whatever percent of her youtube income. Had she done that she wouldn't be so desperate right now, posting 40 minute videos.

 

[Dragon Lady]

It goes without saying, but apparently she was lying when she claimed to save sixty(?)whatever percent of her youtube income. Had she done that she wouldn't be so desperate right now, posting 40 minute videos.

If she saved her money she would be losing more than two ilbs or whatever a day like she claims. She ate away, journalled away and ipsy'd away her money

 

[ADHD]

It goes without saying, but apparently she was lying when she claimed to save sixty(?)whatever percent of her youtube income. Had she done that she wouldn't be so desperate right now, posting 40 minute videos.

I wonder how well those 40 minute videos are going to work out for her. I don't see ads, so I don't know the answer to this, but: How many extra minutes do her ads add to the viewing time for the people without adblock? It's one thing for people to sit down for 20 minutes or so to laugh at her nonsense, but when it's closer to an hour, that might be pushing it, especially if she's going to pad that time with talk about the WuFlu and show an absolutely juvenile level of understanding about it. A lot of her viewers have families to take care of and may now be unable to work and suffering actual anxiety over the topic. Her crocodile tears and fake anxiety over the topic are more insulting to those people than her lies and gaslighting regarding her weight loss.

 

[mekalekahi]

She refers to pictures and pincher bugs as pitcher.

 

[Wooden Spoon]

The Weigh In video recently was about 16 minutes with 7 ads, which averages an ad every 2 minutes and 20 seconds.

The Weekly vlog video was 37 minutes with a total of 9 ads, which averages an ad every 4 minutes.

Most of the ads are still cluttered at the beginning of the video which skews the data a bit. These ads are sometimes double in viewing with a mandated 5-8 second play out, or you can have the option to skip out of a 15 second single ad at around 5 seconds in. As Twinkie has said, this bitch is truly going broke.

 

[FatalTater]

Fat #Amberlynn picked the worst time to get attention for anything.

Fat Amber - "Hey guise! I lost a few elbees!"

The World - "That's nice but people are actually dying."

 

[#1DeathFat]

The pink in this filter makes you look perfectly porcine Hammy.

Who are you even talking about you passive aggressive

 

[Strong Tomato]

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The pink in this filter makes you look perfectly porcine Hammy.
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Who are you even talking about you passive aggressive

She really seems to be feeling herself lately.
Lots of selfies where she thinks she's so cuuuuute uwu, and then proceeds to add a bitchy caption

So much for anxiety lol, need that attention

 

[ADHD]

Braid pigtails? Jesus, Amber. This would have landed better if she'd replaced "Like wuuuuuut" with "HOW DARE YOU" tbh.

This is interesting. Her video today, which one would think was much less requested than a weigh in, has already gotten almost half the views her weigh in did. What is up with that? I'm sure it is smarting her ego that her weigh in hasn't broken 100k views yet, but it's kind of surprising that today's video has gotten as many views as it has.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

That's why she's getting bitchy. The world's attention is focused on a complex series of worrisome, anxiety provoking, downright scary & interlinked... events & she can't see past her jar of glitter.

I'd love to sit her down & force her to watch that genuinely terrifying video Sky news posted from inside an overwhelmed hospital in Northern Italy. PL - as a retired nurse, I can tell you right now, that's NOT how you care for patients unless you're well beyond your capacity, staffing & supplies. But what I would tell her is: "THAT is what people are concerned about, you blithering idiot. Pull your head out of your ass & make sure you don't end up needing that level of care because I can guarantee you, you won't make the triage cut if it gets that bad & it very well could."

But we're going to get nothing other than her airily dismissing this as: "That corona thing. I'm soooooo worried, muh anxieteeeeeeeeeee. Babe, where are those egg rolls?"

We will see her getting snippier & snippier & posting more porcine selfies & refusing to understand why interest in her narcissistic crap is cutting no ice with a growing number of former watchers. Her last 2 videos have gotten fewer than 100K views at this time, between them. When big name entertainers & content creators are stepping up to the plate to offer really good music, online tutorials & thoughtful, heartwarming & encouraging commentary, her continuous game of "Mirror, Mirror On The Wall" makes it more clear by the day what an empty headed lackwit she truly is.