Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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    Votes: 550 15.6%
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  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,620 74.5%

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I don't get why she posts sexual stuff like this: sucking on lollipops and showing her cleavage (which isn't, really, it's just her chest fat being squished) while already being in a relationship with someone

I guess it might be just me and my paranoia, but I wouldn't feel comfortable having the person I'm in a relation with post slutty pics on her social media with the off chance that someone will slide into her DMs

I swear she does this sort of stuff on purpose, guarantee there are some sick fucks out there with a deathfat fetish who slided into Hamber's DMs.

You’re under the impression Becky has a backbone or any semblance of self-respect. Any normal person in a relationship wouldn’t tolerate that foolishness. But Becky doesn’t know how to keep the pimp hand strong, and so Amber runs around acting a fool on social media embarrassing herself and Becky by proxy. Because if your girl is acting like that online, everyone knows you’re too pussy to say anything, and thinks less of you for it.
 
Yahoo had an article about her idol Trisha Paytus faking DID for views and attention. Possible new story arc? Old and current viewers would tune in to watch her humilate herself pretending to swtch alters and people in the pissed off mental health YT community will drive up the views and reaction video numbers. Maybe the binge monster will be their own alter - a 23 year old male Walmart stocker with a very dark side and insatiable appetite. Perhaps a dainty, super popular teenager, so she can live out the adolescent existence she seems to be shooting for that doesnt seem appropriate for a 29 yo woman? Seeing ALR do this @11:48 is just the drama her channel needs.

She needs to do something. You'd swear some of the ALR vloggers typically posted parkour or festival videos, instead of rambling sit down vlogs from their chairs and beds, with how little content is being put out.
 
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Her Twitter is back up.

And she posted these on the same day her Twitter got disabled, didn't see them being posted here.

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Call me neurotic, but when I'm at the grocery store, the scootypuff is the last thing I want to be on. It lowers your height so what she is touching is on hand level with a lot of germs, heavy airborne sneeze/cough droplets fall down to scooter level. Also the amount of air she must be wheezing in to shift to paw the cold cuts... and lets not forget, hambone is "extremely anemic" at a time when blood oxygen counts.
 
Regarding Wednesday weigh-in, I predict we will get one only if she has been losing since last week. Based on her MUH ANXIETY ME SO SCARED Snapchat posts, I highly doubt she's lost, so we will get nothing to laugh at.

Prove me wrong, Amber. I'm sure lots of us could use a good laugh right now.
 
Are you okay?
I wish Amber would sit on my face and fart until I pass out. I wish she would wriggle her ass on my face and crush my head like an egg. I don't even care if I get COVID after that, if anything I would hope I do so that can be my last memory
 
She knows shes not losing, she knows at her size if she was really working on it she would have been down 100 pounds by now.
She knows deep down shes bullshitting.
She is trying to parlay the weight lost during her illness as well as trying to reinvent herself as mature and humble.
It's because her bottom line has been hit, she is losing views and is trying anything to gain people back.
She will be trainwrecking soon as well see her freak when her first Coronachan check comes in.
 
You would contract something FAR worse than COVID-19, my misguided frand.

I wish Amber would sit on my face and fart until I pass out. I wish she would wriggle her ass on my face and crush my head like an egg. I don't even care if I get COVID after that, if anything I would hope I do so that can be my last memory
 
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