Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Amber I think is easily one of the most boring lolcows but lately FACK she has been so boring. I think most of us here were much more engrossed watching Charlie Gold chimp out over shit.

Her views lately are trash and she knows it most of her views come from the watchers, I think she thought she could convert Ambabies and haters but that is where she is retarded. Her content is dull as dish water and she should know that to get traction she had to be bold. Amber is not that though she thinks her success was due to people liking her but it was people laughing at her and now she is trying to have her cake and eat it by being thin and having the same coin.

Her paycheck is going to drastically differ and she is going to panic because deep down she knows if she wants money she cannot be that thin girl because a) she is not attractive and b) is a void of personality, her schtick lately of muh anxiety etc acting like she is the most tragic person in the world. When there are so many people especially now risking their livelihoods and considering she is doing this shit when thousands were made jobless, shes what an entitled conceited cunt she actually is.

Kinda believing the Amberlynn is over party tbh.
 
Amber I think is easily one of the most boring lolcows but lately FACK she has been so boring. I think most of us here were much more engrossed watching Charlie Gold chimp out over shit.

Her views lately are trash and she knows it most of her views come from the watchers, I think she thought she could convert Ambabies and haters but that is where she is exceptional. Her content is dull as dish water and she should know that to get traction she had to be bold. Amber is not that though she thinks her success was due to people liking her but it was people laughing at her and now she is trying to have her cake and eat it by being thin and having the same coin.

Her paycheck is going to drastically differ and she is going to panic because deep down she knows if she wants money she cannot be that thin girl because a) she is not attractive and b) is a void of personality, her schtick lately of muh anxiety etc acting like she is the most tragic person in the world. When there are so many people especially now risking their livelihoods and considering she is doing this shit when thousands were made jobless, shes what an entitled conceited cunt she actually is.

Kinda believing the Amberlynn is over party tbh.
A genuine amberlynn redemption arc could be cool, but her idea of redemption is so fucking dumb.

She talks the barely comprehensible talk but never walks the walk.

She holds out hope she can achieve that success as a skinny legend because shes dumb and thinks people hope that for her too, but they dont.

I hate that she says she'll never give up on her weightloss journey ...

Gaining this much weight means you gave up a long time ago.

There are lots of reasons she could never be popular as a skinny legend.
 
The binge monster takes physical form in her farts
Morphing into Chantal, then?

First, her scale batteries are always broken. Then, her camera keeps corrupting the videos. Now, she can't manage to upload.

Liar liar shelf ass on fire.

On a related note, with the announcement I saw elsewhere today (I don't recall which thread though, sorry) about YouTube moving to SD default, is there any chance that YouTubers are now going to get paid much less?
 
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That is the key problem her idea of redemption is so incredibly surface level and vapid, its not even counted as redemption one of the key factors of redemption is that by an overall majority they deem you redeemed.

Amber honestly thinks people hate her because she is fat and she this she will be redeemed by losing the weight. The problem is she is a pathological liar, narcissistic, egotist who has only ever lived to serve her needs and no other persons. That is a really sad existence and her appearance suits that she is a glutton who constantly thinks of herself even during a pandemic, where a large majority are surviving keeping financially and mentally afloat.

I think she is irredeemable because she just doesn't get it.
 
First, her scale batteries are always broken. Then, her camera keeps corrupting the videos. Now, she can't manage to upload.

Liar liar shelf ass on fire.

On a related note, with the announcement I saw elsewhere today (I don't recall which thread though, sorry) about YouTube moving to SD default, is there any chance that YouTubers are now going to get paid much less?


It appears just during le crisis, m'lady Youtube bandwidth article
 
I know we talk a lot about how despite her stupidity, Amber still possesses the manipulative cunning of a sewer rat. However I think we overestimate that because half the time it’s obvious what she is doing, and if she were more intelligent she would be using this time to chimp out on YouTube in order to drive up her engagement and keep the viewers entertained, thereby securing those JewToob shekels at least until coronachan terminates every last cent of adsense on that godforsaken website. Instead she’s being all preachy about her stupid weightloss journey which will inevitably come to a close in the near future. I guess she really does stick to the Patented Fat Albert 3 Step Protocol at all times, even if it means losing money. Come on fatty I want to see you pretend to have schizophrenia on camera. I want to see you film an argument with the thumb. God you are so boring.
 
I'm kind of tempted to believe her that her videos get corrupted (besides the fact that she's been on YouTube for 6 years now and she's still too retarded to make a video properly)

In some of her recent videos you can see some green lines showing up for like a split second multiple times

I won't sit through all her shit to find it, but it was pointed here before briefly

Edit: She hasn't posted anything new on either of her IGs for a while now, just in case people are wondering.

Edit #2: I bet she's gonna blame the people working from home for taking up all the internet which won't let her upload her videos. Even though she uploads at like 1 AM where most people are, you know, SLEEPING.

She might've actually been right about people finding her content more boring when she loses weight.

Edit: It's know already that she has a retarded sleeping schedule. She uploads her shit at 1 AM and she said multiple times before that she goes to sleep at like 11 AM and wakes up at about 5 PM

I might be off, but the point is that she pretty much sleeps through most of the damn day, and she pretty much starts her day late in the afternoon. That explains her trips to Wolmort at 2 fucking AM (not because it's "empty" as she says) and her uploads at 1 AM

My question is, what the fuck does she do besides that?

I can but only assume Eric and Ricky (especially him because he works) sleep during the night. And, for the sake of it, I'll just say that Amber is nice enough to not disturb them (lol) by not moving around the house much so she doesn't make noise to wake them up.

She probably just sits quietly with Becky in their probably rancid and sweaty smelling room with her 2 industrial fans running "because they NEED the white noise" (it's totally not because her room is cluttered with garbage and because 2 hambeasts in the same, small room generate a lot of body heat) on top of Mt. Pillimanjaro watching Netflix.

It's probably an excuse for her to not move around the house much. So she's basically bed bound.
 
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She should hope on the DID bandwagon and introduce us to her alter Amy, a skinny legend instagram-famous socialite who lives in LA and hangs out with all the current hot celebs.

I'm kind of tempted to believe her that her videos get corrupted (besides the fact that she's been on YouTube for 6 years now and she's still too exceptional to make a video properly)

In some of her recent videos you can see some green lines showing up for like a split second multiple times

I won't sit through all her shit to find it, but it was pointed here before briefly

Edit: She hasn't posted anything new on either of her IGs for a while now, just in case people are wondering.

Edit #2: I bet she's gonna blame the people working from home for taking up all the internet which won't let her upload her videos. Even though she uploads at like 1 AM where most people are, you know, SLEEPING.
Her videos always had those green lines, going years back
 
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I don't get why she posts sexual stuff like this: sucking on lollipops and showing her cleavage (which isn't, really, it's just her chest fat being squished) while already being in a relationship with someone

Honestly I kind of wish she would take that step to being a cam whore just to get it over with. She doesn't really have any other options at this point. It would be disgusting, but at her budget money is money.
 
Edit #2: I bet she's gonna blame the people working from home for taking up all the internet which won't let her upload her videos. Even though she uploads at like 1 AM where most people are, you know, SLEEPING.
I guess all the nuclear physicists in Monticello are running heavy Monte Carlo simulations at all time of the day now that they are working from home. That might explain why we have not seen the Wednesday weight-in yet even if the day is still young in her part of the country
 
I might be off, but the point is that she pretty much sleeps through most of the damn day, and she pretty much starts her day late in the afternoon. That explains her trips to Wolmort at 2 fucking AM (not because it's "empty" as she says) and her uploads at 1 AM

My question is, what the fuck does she do besides that?.
Well, she has anxiety, so she needs to calm her nerves by doing 300-pieces puzzles, and drawing mandalas, like most 6 years old kids with the flu. I would have anxiety too if I realized that my YT income was going to zero and I would need to either get a job or go on disability with monthly payments that would not even cover my Torrid hauls.
 
I don't see her doing the weds weigh in. I don't think she's losing at all.
I can believe she is losing weight, at least a little bit, and I think others believe it too, because otherwise the haydurs would be coming out and calling her a liar, or asking her to prove it, but they are all pretty silent, and why are they silent? Because Amber lost weight and they haven't.

Also, I don't think Amber has lost weight through any kind of concerted effort, more a combination of illness and just not going out three times a day.
 
I just wonder why Fattie isn't posting more.
I don't see her doing the weds weigh in. I don't think she's losing at all.
She's eating up all the food they can find from wally world.
Guess she didn't get enough sympathy and asspats from the big reaction vid.
She said in her YT community post that she's been trying to upload since Sunday night but she gets an error
 
I kind of believe her. Even though OtHeR YoUtUbErS would have a backup video to upload if their vlog got corrupted she of course has nothing, and is probably stubbornly trying to upload the thing 100 times because she "worked" on it and deserves to get paid for it.

We also know it doesn't bother her to be 90 days behind in her content so if she does eventually get the video up like a week late (and after she has already posted Wednesday weigh-in) she'll be fine with that too.
 
She said in her YT community post that she's been trying to upload since Sunday night but she gets an error
They're too fat and boring to fit in the in the intertubes. She gets to about minute 32 of her upload and the internet vomits all out like a kid who ate too much cotton candy and flaming hot Cheetos.
 
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