Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

but amber can't get lip filler or botox because she's too fat!! plumping up that non existent upper lip is what motivates her to lose weight you skinny haydur

it also baffles me what the hell she does with her days. she has all the time in the world but has zero skills to show for it. a blind 8 year old could edit youtube videos better than her and youtube has been her "career" for years now. i guess a person really can spend all day every day eating, watching other people eat on youtube, coloring, and picking their scabs.

 

[ADHD]

it also baffles me what the hell she does with her days. she has all the time in the world but has zero skills to show for it. a blind 8 year old could edit youtube videos better than her and youtube has been her "career" for years now. i guess a person really can spend all day every day eating, watching other people eat on youtube, coloring, and picking their scabs.

Excuse you, she also does puzzles and reads the front and back covers of YA novels and writes in her bajillion journals and vagueposts on Snapchat and now she's also watching the news!

 

[Clown Baby]

Excuse you, she also does puzzles and reads the front and back covers of YA novels and writes in her bajillion journals and vagueposts on Snapchat and now she's also watching the news!

Busy busy gorl. She's probably spending about 7 hours a day playing Animal Crossing now, too. A full life she's liveeng.

 

[mekalekahi]

Yeah I thought YouTube was everything to her? She loves attention and hearing herself talk so what is she really doing? The vlog before last she seemed kind of embarrassed because she had nothing else to film/talk about but food. So all those rants about how there is more to her than her weight like becky,her furbabies her friends isnt true at all.

 

[Bees]

i guess a person really can spend all day every day eating, watching other people eat on youtube, coloring, and picking their scabs.

don't dox me bro

 

[No One Cares]

She could vlog nothing but Twinkie, Wasabi and Rarity, and I bet it would get more views than her stupid sit down videos. But she would have to chase them around and can't do that sitting on her gigantic ass.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

I though that Amber basically sleeps all day and awakeS at about 6pm. So, does she do all night,

 

[mekalekahi]

That would actually make for some amazing content. If amber went and got a lip filler consultation instead of seeing doctor about her legs or a therapist.

 

[kiwirevolving]

I though that Amber basically sleeps all day and awakeS at about 6pm. So, does she do all night,

I'm wondering about this also, I talked about this before here

If she's nice enough (lol) she'll just stay quiet in her cluttered room on top of Mt Pillimanjaro and with her two industrial fans running because "muh white noise" while watching ASMR because of her anxieteee, so she doesn't wake up the rest of the household

That would actually make for some amazing content. If amber went and got a lip filler consultation instead of seeing doctor about her legs or a therapist.

She probably will

She talked about how her lips are thin and about how she wants to get them injected more than she talked about losing weight and keeping it off

So is this bitch radio silent again??? Again, no tweet, no Snapchat, no IG, no YT community post

Guess it's just me hungry for content from our gorl, only to be let down and reminded how shitty her vlogs are

 

[Kikomobi]

The thing is that unless she is going out to eat, filming her roommates have fun without her and ordering useless trash then she has nothing else in her life that she could make into content, I mean she does but the quarantine will be over by the time she figures something out.
Big big animal, small small brain.

 

[Pog Mathoin]

Amberlynn is obsessing over Ava Louise because THIS is exactly who she wants to be in her secret fantasy world. If she wasn't a stinking 500+ pound blob, in her mind she'd be just like Ava Louise (but with winged eyeliner and dark hair). Amberlynn desperately wants to be seen as sexy and oh so sassy, and not caring what anyone else thinks. It's almost like ALynn and ALouise are some kind of perverse doppelgangers in an alternate universe. Both are stupid, vapid, and narcissistic as fuck; the only real difference is their body size.

 

[Snusmumriken]

She probably will

She talked about how her lips are thin and about how she wants to get them injected more than she talked about losing weight and keeping it off

So is this bitch radio silent again??? Again, no tweet, no Snapchat, no IG, no YT community post

Guess it's just me hungry for content from our gorl, only to be let down and reminded how shitty her vlogs are

She probably got sthuper boolied when she opened her inbox and now she’s recovering her mentalz give her some TIME damn it!

 

[10547875]

 

[DefCon Dumb]

In short - "I'm too stupid to entertain myself. Amuse me!"

 

[General Tug Boat]

How long do you guys think it's going to take Amber to get the Chink Bat AID flu? If my spergtastic ESP is correct, I give it 3 weeks until we see her vlog about it...

Spoiler: OH BOTHER

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

her roommate rickie is 99% a carrier because there are multiple confirmed cases at his job, so i'd say the odds are not in amber's favor here.

 

[Moonpie]

She could vlog nothing but Twinkie, Wasabi and Rarity, and I bet it would get more views than her stupid sit down videos. But she would have to chase them around and can't do that sitting on her gigantic ass.

I would much rather watch a vid of the animals only rather than looking at her ugly face another minute.
You can tell she never bathes. Gorl looks like you could smell her down the street.
I'm sure her cats vid would get more views than her stupid ass sitting down fake sob stories.

 

[Phalanx]

Colour me MOTI but out of all the cows Amber is the one I wand to get the wu flu, at least Chantel loves her pets like that is the one thing I genuinely like about Chantel is her interactions with bebejunes.

Amber is just boring and I really don't want her to come back she is insufferable. Plus I want some Eric post death shade videos.

 

[Bookish]

Not buying the healthy changed Amber isn't interesting so people aren't watching narrative. Numbers don't lie. She's got numbers on her recent videos in raw views that are higher than numbers she got months ago, people are checking in and finding it boring. 100k+ for her previous 6 videos before the last one. I went back to look at numbers going 8 months, and she was going up and down, from as high as 150 once, to as low as 65k for the boring, 'what's in my purse' video. But the vast majority were in the high 5s and low 6s. Looked at a row of videos from 7 months ago..a haul, a cook with me, exercise videos, asmr, challenge, a relationship talk with Becky, trying Korean food. Where is this content, now? She got boring months ago as those videos tapered off and then she began to post once every several days.

Her problem isn't that people aren't clicking, it's likely they aren't staying and watching, but it's certain the reaction channels can only do so much with this content. Watching someone react to paint drying isn't going to be entertaining. How many ways can you transform 'Guys, I am so anxious and afraid for everyone.. look at my groceries' into something watchable? That's not going to put butts in seats (get views) for their channels.

 

[Discourteous Discourse]

at least Chantel loves her pets

Are we watching the same Chantal? I know this isn't her thread and I'm putting on my little black hat, but she loves her pets about as much as Amber loves hers. Maybe she's slightly better than Amber when it comes to basic pet care (doubt), but that's setting the bar awfully low. Those poor cats live in a filthy house, they eat their food off the same table that Chantal eats on because she's too fat to bend over, and their coats look rough. BTW Chantal didn't start showing BebeJunes extra attention until Kiwis pointed out how often she's ignored in favor of Sam.

None of these deathfats should be pet owners. If someone is so massive they can't touch their toes (or haven't seen their toes in several years) then basic pet maintenance isn't happening... unless someone else in the household is being fussed at until they do it.