Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[FatalTater]

Anytime #Amberlynn starts whining about how she, at 29 years old, can't act like an adult, I remember the episode of Family Guy called "Petarded" where Peter is declared mentally ret.arded so he goes around doing stupid stuff to see what all he can get away with.

 

[GeorgiaGuidestones]

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Which beloved Kiwi can supply me with MuhMentalz.sparkletxt?

Muh mentalz.

Translation: my excuse to eat whatever I want because this pandemic is sho hard, you guise.

 

[RandallBoggs]

I know I'm a little late but good lord can you imagine if ALR was a kpop stan

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

whenever kpop comes up in a q+a she turns into smuglynn and says she used to be super into kpop yet can't seem to name anyone she listened to

you'd think someone who is such a pro dancer/choreographer like amber would be into some sick kpop dance routines, but she's probably too good for them anyway

 

[Dragon Lady]

whenever kpop comes up in a q+a she turns into smuglynn and says she used to be super into kpop yet can't seem to name anyone she listened to

you'd think someone who is such a pro dancer/choreographer like amber would be into some sick kpop dance routines, but she's probably too good for them anyway

I don't believe it simply because I don't think she'd listen to anything not in English. Gorl isn't exactly cultured no foreign films or music

 

[New & Improved Username]

 

[Cereal Killer]

Oh, fuck off, Martyr-Lynn.
Yes, most people take mental health seriously.
Why not with you? Well, because it's so obvious you're a fat, lazy cunt. You'll use "ma mentalzzzz" as an excuse for anything you don't feel like doing, be that washing your hair, walking your dog or losing weight.

Because most people, whether they feel like it or not, have to drag their asses out of the house and look semi-presentable to go to work every day to keep the rent and light bill paid. Has she ever actually had to do that? I honestly can’t think of when she has...she’s just leapt from household to household like a giant parasite. Has she ever been on her own?

 

[ADHD]

Has she ever been on her own?

Only for those brief few months between Destiny moving out and Becky moving her into the fag shanty.

 

[Alaska Thunderfuck]

I take mental issues seriously, but I don't believe someone who lists them constantly every time she comes up with an excuse for something

Same. If you’ve been lurking for as long as some of us have here on the Amberlynn sub, or if you’ve been here even from the start of the Becky saga, you know that Amber isn’t to be trusted. Sure, I’ll give her SOME leeway- maybe she forgot to wash her hair for a few days, but I doubt it was two months because remember, Amber lies about fucking EVERYTHING for asspats, even the smallest, dumbest ass things that make no fucking sense to lie about.

PL but I have known people IRL with severe, debilitating depression, some with mild catatonic depression who still would wash their hair, at least once a week if they could.

And again, even if someone’s mental health were that godawful, that someone isn’t Amberlynn.

If she hasn't been washing her hair it’s because she weighs over 500 fucking pounds and she’s in a lot of pain and can’t reach, NOT because of muh mentulz.

I mean, shit bitch, if you can’t even ask Becky to wash your damn hair or bend over a sink or hose it the fuck down outside, you’re a lost cause. Don’t know what to tell you.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Amber pulled the same shit in 2017 when she sympathy tweeted how she hadn't brushed her hair in a couple of months. Really, she was just inspired by all the sympathy some other gross depressed girl got when a hairdresser took the time to brush out her hair instead of shaving it off.

 

[SituationTypeThing]

Amberlynn is already on record (in her relatively ok mentulz days) saying she only washes her hair once a month. That's a level of disgustingness she found acceptable, so she skipped an extra month and all of a sudden it's severe depression? No, more like laziness. If it was depression, how did she find the energy and concern to dry shampoo it? Wouldn't severe depression, to the extent she claims, prevent her from even caring enough to dry shampoo it?

Anyone who has had a surgery or other issue that prevented them from washing their hair for a week or two knows it gets horribly itchy, gross, stinky, you have to change your pillowcases nearly daily or you'll break out like crazy, not to mention get rashes. How could she stand herself? How could becky and the boys stand it? Must have smelled throughout the house. Pillow mountain is probably one giant biohazard.

 

[Alaska Thunderfuck]

I think what’s most pathetic about her claim isn’t that she’s obviously lying for attention, she always does that, it’s that even people in the 700+ lb. range from My 600 lb. Life find a way to wash themselves, hair or otherwise, and some of those people had/have much better excuses than she does to be that depressed.

Then again, if I were her, I’d have offed myself by now, so whatever.

 

[mekalekahi]

Shes still saying she "washes her body daily" though. At some point during those daily showers around week 1-2 you would be like ok I need to wash my hair this is f-ing gross. I've read countless accounts from people online saying there depression was so bad that they couldn't get out of the bed and didn't wash body or hair for a entire month. Shes claiming her depression just hindered her the 3 minutes it would take to wash her thin bundle of hair while shes showering everyday.

That makes no sense, what probably is the truth is she most likely fully showered maybe twice in the last 2 months and washed her hair once. The entire process to shower alone without becky probably kills her considering she couldn't stand in target without the scooter for 5 minutes.

 

[C3PBRO]

cryeen rn

 

[ADHD]

cryeen rn
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"You guys" = lie incoming

Didn't that event happen a couple years ago? What the hell is she watching that she's just seeing that now?

 

[Snusmumriken]

Amberlynn needs to be on some heavy drugs if she's crying every ten seconds about every tiny fucking thing. It's amazing how narcissists try so damn hard to convince others that they're capable of normal human emotions and simultaneously go out of their way to act as unreasonable as possible.

The more you cry ≠ the bigger your heart is. Empaths with big hearts become EMTs, therapists, people who directly help to make the world a less shitty place. I generally believe every job has a meaning and yet despite caring STHO much about others, Amber has found a way to make thousands of dollars doing absolutely nothing for anyone, if not bring misery to the Fag Shanty with her stenches and squealing, just so she doesn't have to move from her Pillow Throne.

Anyways she can cry all she wants. If she saw a child starving to death in front of her french fries she would use their tears as salt.

 

[Punkinsplice]

10 minutes? That means she maybe got a little misty or knows that an emotionally intelligent person would be moved by the team's camaraderie. She doesn't realize that 10 minutes is a ridiculous amount of time to have feels over this. I have noticed that she always exaggerates in multiples of 5, too.

 

[HilmaAfKlint]

Amberlynn needs to be on some heavy drugs if she's crying every ten seconds about every tiny fucking thing. It's amazing how narcissists try so damn hard to convince others that they're capable of normal human emotions and simultaneously go out of their way to act as unreasonable as possible.

The more you cry ≠ the bigger your heart is. Empaths with big hearts become EMTs, therapists, people who directly help to make the world a less shitty place. I generally believe every job has a meaning and yet despite caring STHO much about others, Amber has found a way to make thousands of dollars doing absolutely nothing for anyone, if not bring misery to the Fag Shanty with her stenches and squealing, just so she doesn't have to move from her Pillow Throne.

Anyways she can cry all she wants. If she saw a child starving to death in front of her french fries she would use their tears as salt.

i could not agree more. I see her tried of being an ''empath'' just another narc move. All i can hear in her ''I'm not a narc rant'' is ME ME ME ME ME!

 

[Bookish]

She's so try-hard and transparent with the constant tales of her crying or sobbing over something. She thinks it proves how caring and compassionate she is and uses it also as a display of femininity. She's really been laying it on thick, recently.

 

[SituationTypeThing]

You can't get a stimulus check if you don't work/pay taxes. Becky doesn't have a job.

e: oh? sorry if this is incorrect. I wasn't aware it was just free fucking money? lol I thought you could only get one if you, you know, had a job and were missing out on income because of the pandemic.

Amber probably won't get a stimulus check because she made too much money. She would get a check if she and Becky were married, because married couples filing jointly get the full amount making up to 150k per year. But Amber and Becky are not married, so if Amber made over 99k, Amber will get nothing. AFAIK, if Becky hasn't been filing taxes due to having no income, Becky will get nothing.
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What I wonder is if Amber has been filing as head of household, with becky as her dependent to offset her tax liability. If that's the case, even if Amber did get a check, becky wouldn't, and if she didn't get a check, becky still wouldn't. If becky is amber's dependent, and the tax break for HOH status would probably encourage her, becky is screwed even though she's jobless and would otherwise be entitled to the stimulus.