Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Gorlax said:
The more you cry ≠ the bigger your heart is.
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It is larger.

On the right: a morbidly obese person's heart.

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classtrash said:
Someone asked for more autism, this is all I have. I don't know where all the windows in Amber's room are because they cover them with blankets and kurt cobain posters.
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Her snaps of herself and Twinkie alone in her room (which are frequent) and the fact that she is so filthy makes me wonder if Becky moved into the guest bedroom or something. I vaguely remember a few months ago of her reorganizing her den or some shit and I think that's when I started to get suspicious. Becky is a total snapback-hoarding cuck, so who honestly even knows, but it honestly wouldn't surprise me if that's why Amber's always alone now and nobody wants to pretend to even be near her.
 
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I was just looking at all the weightloss people that she follows on pineappleepinup, and they all are still actively dieting and working out lol. I want to know who she is talking about that isnt doing great on weightloss. If shes talking about all the influencers that are joking about snacking and being in the fridge all day, they aren't 500 something pounds and putting away 7k cals a day.
 
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10547875 said:
Her snaps of herself and Twinkie alone in her room (which are frequent) and the fact that she is so filthy makes me wonder if Becky moved into the guest bedroom or something. I vaguely remember a few months ago of her reorganizing her den or some shit and I think that's when I started to get suspicious. Becky is a total snapback-hoarding cuck, so who honestly even knows, but it honestly wouldn't surprise me if that's why Amber's always alone now and nobody wants to pretend to even be near her.
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I'm sure I remember that Amber mentioned that the guest bedroom was the houses' storage room. So yeah, Becky in there would be pretty funny.
 
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10547875 said:
Her snaps of herself and Twinkie alone in her room (which are frequent) and the fact that she is so filthy makes me wonder if Becky moved into the guest bedroom or something. I vaguely remember a few months ago of her reorganizing her den or some shit and I think that's when I started to get suspicious. Becky is a total snapback-hoarding cuck, so who honestly even knows, but it honestly wouldn't surprise me if that's why Amber's always alone now and nobody wants to pretend to even be near her.
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But then they'd have to split up the industrial fans!
 
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The constant crying or threat to start crying is something Amberlynn has done for years because it's a learned response she uses to get her own way. As a kid in the foster system she would have learned very quickly that the best way to deal with authority figures like social workers, teachers, and foster-parents is to turn on the waterworks because she knows they will back down as soon as the tears start. She has literally weaponized crying as a way to avoid any kind of confrontation or request for personal accountability.
Failure to self-regulate her emotions like a normal adult is not empathy; it's yet another manipulation tactic she chooses to employ.
 
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SituationTypeThing said:
I debated whether this belongs here or in the orbiters thread. If it belongs there, thanks in advance, mods, for moving it.

So I wonder how Amber claims becky for tax purposes. Does becky get some BS 1099 just to some some income (I don't know if work is a requirement for medicaid like it is for food stamps), or does she claim Becky as a dependent to lower her own tax liability? If that's the case, would Becky then qualify for medicaid?

Where I'm going with all of this is: I wonder if Amber screwed Becky out of a stimulus check. If Amber doesn't claim her as a dependent (though 'm assuming her accountant would have encouraged her to file as head of household), and she doesn't make any money or has a 1099, she'd be eligible. But when Amber allegedly did her taxes, it was before any of this was on the radar.

I think Becky is a complete loser, but I'd love it if she had 1,200 of her own to wave in amber's face and spend it however she wants, or use it as a safety net, or basically to keep AOn her toes because 1,200 in backwoods KY is probably "I can make a choice about where/how I live and/or can buy my own car" money.
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Anymore you can only claim people as dependents if they are minors or disabled people whose care you have legally assumed. For example if your spouse loses their job and you pay for everything, you can't claim that spouse as a dependent like you could back in the seventies. Then, if I recall correctly, you just had to contribute over 50 percent to that person's livelihood. (If I'm mistaken, some other oldfart correct me.) If Amber claimed Becky as an employee, it would be necessary for her to pay all the extra taxes that an employer pays, like how rich people have to do when they hire those foreign au pairs to take care of their kids.

I also looked into head of household. That is for a single mother taking care of kids. No kids? No dice. A lot has changed.
 
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Super Colon Blow said:
Anymore you can only claim people as dependents if they are minors or disabled people whose care you have legally assumed. For example if your spouse loses their job and you pay for everything, you can't claim that spouse as a dependent like you could back in the seventies. Then, if I recall correctly, you just had to contribute over 50 percent to that person's livelihood. (If I'm mistaken, some other oldfart correct me.) If Amber claimed Becky as an employee, it would be necessary for her to pay all the extra taxes that an employer pays, like how rich people have to do when they hire those foreign au pairs to take care of their kids.

I also looked into head of household. That is for a single mother taking care of kids. No kids? No dice. A lot has changed.
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I'm only familiar w HOH as it relates to supporting a parent, so I definitely over-assumed.

I doubt amber would claim becky as an employee other than a 1099 contractor.
 
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