Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

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Lmao. "Yeah, haha, it was a typo" wasn't a valid response for Insecurelynn. Nope, she has to educate everyone on archaic word usage. How lucky she was that the option existed, otherwise she'd have to strain her tiny brain to find a way to make a court order somehow apply. Because, you see, Geniuslynn can never ever EVER be wrong. About anything! But it's not a lie! She doesn't lie! She especially doesn't lie to save her humongous face!

She's seriously stupid, this one. And barely literate. I'm glad she's also too lazy to do anything but dance for us (metaphorically, of course -- I've seen her actually "dance". Yikes).

 

[marjoram]

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"Past tense of the word write"....yeah, no asshole. Your knowledge of your native language, archaic or otherwise, is nonexistent. Here's something you may understand--Fuck off with your condescending bullshit; there are mealworms with a better understanding of English than you.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

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OxfordEnglishDictionarySecondEditionLynn is my new least favorite Lynn.

I can see her in my mind's eye frantically googling "writ" hoping the language gods would grant her a solid. She giddily takes a screen shot as she's overcome by the vapors of her own smugness. Verily, they have blessed her.

 

[RandallBoggs]

For someone who said not too long ago that she eats meat literally every day (didn't she say that in an instagram q&a too?) she sure loves talking about veganism and going vegetarian. This bitch doesn't even have the ability to restrain herself from eating unnecessary junkfood, how does she expect to succeed with a vegetarian diet? Also going vegetarian means no more orange chicken

 

[JaneThough]

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She can't even understand the definition up there of writ.

 

[Punkinsplice]

She can't even understand the definition up there of writ.

Past tense is "wrote". She doesn't even know what a past participle is. I can't find the SS where she used the (wrong) word (lol), but I don't think it was in past participle form.

 

[This Bitch Is Me?]

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Sure, Jan. Notice that she can't even name one.

 

[Fascist Ferret]

Sure, Jan. Notice that she can't even name one.

Ask her what her favorite food is an see how vague she is then

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

Past tense is "wrote". She doesn't even know what a past participle is. I can't find the SS where she used the (wrong) word (lol), but I don't think it was in past participle form.

Remember when she tried to tell us "cipher" meant something it didn't? I forget the details, but it was pretty clear she'd used a thesaurus-telephone game to get from her original meaning to "decipher".

It's always dangerous to be the smartest person in the room. In AL's case, it's especially bad given the bar's shthooo low.

 

[ADHD]

This was posted at 9:41 AM EDT (Amber's time zone). What do the rest of you gorls think: she just woke up or she hasn't been to bed yet?

 

[FatalTater]

Ask me stuff? Okay #Amberlynn.

What's the capital of Uruguay?
If you mix blue and red, what color do you get?
Name the 3 branches of the US government.
X = 2+2 Solve for X.

 

[ADHD]

 

[Wit Shoes]

Cleaning??! Like Whuuuuuuuuuttttt?
Start by tossing out that last haul of Torrid clothes that don't fit you and are abominably ugly.

While you're cleeeenin', grab that stack of planners and organizers you bought in December and toss them, too. Obviously you're not using them.

 

[Wonky Eye]

I don't remember rolling my eyes harder than when I read her insta q&a these last days

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

christ, for someone who thinks this one life is it for our existence she sure is living large and making the most of it.

 

[#1DeathFat]

Thanks so much to you and your sloppy titties Hammy!

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

she looks like she's been dead for three days after suffocating from the weight of her own chest fat! fuck!

 

[edibleBulimia]

unrelated but a wild amberlynn appeared in my stories feed today..

note that the music choosen was made by another fat cow

 

[Moonpie]

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She better reconsider that afterlife situation
It's coming to her real quick.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Yeah... that looks like the late Victorian, early Edwardian period coffin photos many families had done. I'll add that many of the corpses looked MUCH healthier.