Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[kiwirevolving]

She has plenty she can do

I said this before and I'll say it again

People living in apartment buildings would kill to live in a house with a yard while in quarantine

But of course Amber doesn't take advantage of that and just sits on her shelf of an ass indoors because she's afraid someone with the 'rona might sneeze and she'll breath in that air.

 

[friday888]

There's so much she can do around the house, she has that huge front room all to herself, the yard is massive and I really don't understand her "breathing the wrong air" fear the other house is a decent distance away.

But she lacks imagination and motivation so doodling is as exciting as she gets when her precious food outings are taken away.

 

[CraBman]

What if Amber and Becky never met?

 

[Turd Fergusson]

There's so much she can do around the house, she has that huge front room all to herself, the yard is massive and I really don't understand her "breathing the wrong air" fear the other house is a decent distance away.

But she lacks imagination and motivation so doodling is as exciting as she gets when her precious food outings are taken away.

Even in the house, she could take on bread baking for example and vloging it. Same with cake making. At least that would be interesting to see, but no; doodling only.

 

[dingobaby]

Amber is trying to show up Becky with those scribble skills

 

[Sure Thing Idiot]

Let's try not to shame people for their creative outlets during the pandemic. Alot of us find ourselves doing meaningless and silly things to pass the time. There's nothing wrong with drawing seven thousand circles if it keeps you feeling calm and in control while you wait for your job and hobbies to resume so you can return to your old life. Back when you were busy, productive, and useful. Back when you were a valuable, contributing member of our society.

Hold on.

Something isn't lining up here.

 

[SituationTypeThing]

What if Amber and Becky never met?

She would have found a different becky to come save her from homelessness and loneliness fall in love with and spend her life with in hot, erotic, loving, blissful happiness. Amber had probably been casting a nationwide net since before Destiny dumped her, I'm sure she saw the writing on the wall. Becky just happened to be the first to bite and/or the path of least resistance since she was local.

If a becky/new destiny didn't show up in a reasonable amount of time, she would have cried to Krystle and begged her to let her stay with her as a roommate for "a while" (like forever). She only introduced Krystle to Nena so she could get a ride to go visit Krystle, and that was after she met becky. Hell, for all we know, she might have been previously grooming nena to be the next destiny. Had she not been able to get her hooks into becky, I'm sure nena and krystle would have been options 2 and 3, and never would have been set up by Amber.

edit: hit something and posted too soon.

 

[#1DeathFat]

Sthooooo quirky y’all!

 

[marjoram]

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Sthooooo quirky y’all!

Stupid, Al. The word you meant to use is "stupid".

 

[Minxy the Jinx]

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Sthooooo quirky y’all!

Another unflattering picture of Amber that's perfect for a parody account

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

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Sorry, the only thing I see here is some stupid artistic interpretation of Thumbs balls resting on her chins.

 

[Sure Thing Idiot]

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Sthooooo quirky y’all!

This looked so familiar to me and I couldn't place where I'd seen it. She looks like the fucking Gourmet from Harvest Moon.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Hamber needs vitamin dick and it's pretty fucking obvious Thumby ain't delivering.

Thumbs ball sack where?

 

[ADHD]

Do you need a smartphone to get the Tik Tok link? I'm not seeing it.

 

[mothmans]

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Do you need a smartphone to get the Tik Tok link? I'm not seeing it.

Her TikTok is curvycaloriies.

There's one (stupid) video up as of now:

 

[StrawberryDouche]

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Do you need a smartphone to get the Tik Tok link? I'm not seeing it.

They try and force you to get the app on your phone.

Here is the direct link to her tiktok.

e: ninja'd.

 

[Foamless]

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Do you need a smartphone to get the Tik Tok link? I'm not seeing it.

Why though ? I swear to god if she says its for inspiring people
Meh probably because she is a narcissistic prick

 

[Quirky Calories]

Her TikTok is curvycaloriies.

There's one (stupid) video up as of now:
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but guise she has suuuuuch low self asteeeem and thinks she’s oooogly

 

[Meygen]

Couldnt agree more with "theirish1991". Good point init

 

[kiwirevolving]

What if Amber and Becky never met?

Plenty of trashy people with sick fetishes in southern US, I doubt she would've struggled to find someone else

But let's say she couldn't manage to find someone for a while, she'd probably just rent a hotel room and order room service at least 3 times a day